The ghost joke told by Xiao Shenyang at the Spring Festival party.

A woman was followed on her way home at night, deliberately leading people to the cemetery and saying, "Still chasing, I'm home." The villain was scared away. At this moment, a young man came out and said, "Sister, are you back?" The woman was scared away. The young man said, "I almost let you delay my work." Then the young people came back to dig graves. Suddenly I heard an old man knocking on the tombstone with a hammer and chisel. The young man asked strangely, "What are you doing, old man?" The old man said angrily, "My unfilial descendants carved my tombstone wrong, so I came out to correct it." The young man saw that there were indeed traces of being dug under the tomb. Scared to turn around and run. The old man said, "Boy, I can be the ancestor of your line." The old man is thinking that no one will disturb him at last and plans to dig. Suddenly I found a hand sticking out of the ground. ...

This ghost joke was posted on the internet a long time ago, and the content behind it was also posted by others, with various endings. Think for yourself, or you can continue to follow the thread. I don't remember what the original post said, which means I said it.

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