Political jokes

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh. Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in plot, and often unexpected, giving people a' wonderful feeling' of sudden laughter. Next, I will bring political jokes, hoping to help you!

Political jokes:

A reporter said to a member of parliament, "Modern politicians seem to be learning from Columbus ..." "Why Columbus?" The congressman asked in surprise.

"Because they don't know where they will go and where they will arrive, and they all spend other people's money."

Highlights of political jokes II:

One day at a friend's party, a well-informed person revealed the "internal reference": the restructuring plan of a certain institute has been approved, and there are five people in a certain department, including five department-level cadres. At this time, a friend who has been engaged in economic system reform for many years said: the whole five senses! All my friends will laugh.

Highlights of political jokes III:

Feudalism: You have two cows, and your master asked you to give some milk.

* * * Capitalism: You have two cows, and the state takes them and gives you milk.

Russian socialism: You have two cows, and the state takes them and sells them to you.

Authoritarianism: You have two cows, and the state takes them both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. After the country took them all away, you killed one and spilled milk everywhere.

Militarism: You have two cows, both of which have been requisitioned by the state, and you have been made a strong man.

Direct democracy: You have two cows, and your neighbors decide who to give the milk to.

Representative democracy: You have two cows, and the neighbor chooses one, and whoever decides to give the milk to whom.

Environmentalism: You have two cows, and the government forbids you to milk or slaughter them.

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy back a stallion.

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