Ask for some funny jokes.

1. Q: What is the antonym of mobile phone A: Foot.

2. There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole, vomited and turned into steamed bread.

(I like this best) Hahahaha ~ ~

Xiao Ming's father has three sons. The first one is called Da Mao, the second one is called Er Mao, and the third one is called What? It's called Sanmao. ..... because Xiao Ming is a woman.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Three. Alajia, Alab, Alabing.

Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid. ..

6. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite!

Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew. . .

8. A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

9. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today, and I don't want to go to school ... What does Mom say is wrong?

Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.

10. A couple went to double suicide together, but their money was only enough to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of this bottle of pesticide was only enough for one person to die, but in the end both of them died. Why? Answer: They bought this bottle of pesticide, opened the bottle cap, and the bottle cap said: Another bottle. (hahaha ~)

1 1. There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth. It exploded with a hard pull. ...

12. Xiaoming's father said to Xiaoming: If you are good today, Dad will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar.

13. An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompted him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?"

Answer: "Yes", so ... hang up ... (Hahahaha ~ this bird can't)

14. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones most? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off." ...

15. One person felt sore feet when walking. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

16. One day Snake A asked Snake B, "Ah B! Are we poisonous? " Snake B replied, "I don't know?" Why are you here? "A snake said," because I accidentally bit my tongue just now. "

17. China students had an accident on a foreign highway, and even people and cars jumped off a cliff. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: Hello? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left and the overseas students died.

18. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, but Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal." (This is one spoonful more, hahahaha)

19. Use division to make sentences. Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

20. Tell you a funny story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down the mountain ... This is an interesting story.