Panty joke

After seeing my colleague's wife without underwear ...-hilarious-happy moment

After seeing a colleague's wife without underwear ... there were two couples playing mahjong together. Xiao Zhang accidentally dropped a card on the ground and went to pick it up under the table, but when he looked up, he found that Xiao Wang's wife was not wearing underpants. He was startled, hit his head on the table and came out with a red face. When Xiao Wang's wife saw that he saw his nakedness, she pretended to be fine.

Afterwards, Xiao Zhang received a phone call from Mrs. Xiao Wang. She asked, "Did you get under the table yesterday and see that I didn't wear underwear?" Xiao Zhang said shyly, "Yes! But I didn't mean to. " Mrs. Wang said, "Never mind." And after a pause, "since I saw it, I want to ask you a question. Do you want me? " Xiao Zhang was flattered and said, "Of course!" Mrs. Wang said, "well, since you want me, you can give me back the 5 thousand yuan that won us yesterday, and I will give you the best service." Xiao Zhang thought for a moment and said, "All right! Xiao Wang works overtime on Sunday, and I will go to your house at noon. " Mrs. Wang said humanely, "Good! I'll make you a table of your favorite dishes. "

When Sunday arrived, Xiao Zhang arrived as scheduled and gave Mrs. Wang five thousand yuan. Mrs. Xiao Wang kept her promise and really cooked Xiao Zhang's favorite dish. Then they went into the bedroom together ... they played until Xiao Wang came back soon, and then Xiao Zhang kissed Mrs. Wang goodbye.

After a while, Xiao Wang got off work and came into the room and asked, "Has Xiao Zhang been here?" Mrs. Wang was a little surprised and nodded and said, "Yes, he entered the house and left without staying for a minute." Xiao Wang then asked, "Did he give you five thousand dollars?" Mrs. Wang thought, "God, how does he know everything?" So he said honestly, "Yes, he gave me five thousand yuan." "That's good." Xiao Wang said, "He came to my office this morning and borrowed 5,000 yuan from me. I don't want to lend it to him because he won us 5 thousand yuan yesterday. But he said he would give it back to me when it was urgent in the afternoon. But I waited all afternoon, and I didn't wait for him. I just saw him after work, and he said he gave you the money. I thought he was lying! "