Please post a complete list of little tails, preferably funny ones. If you accept it, I will give it 80 points at a time.

I felt a little tired from walking to work, so I wanted to buy a bicycle, but when I went to see it, it cost 2,500 yuan. The person next to me said that after spending 2,500, it is better to add some money and buy an electric car. Then I asked about the price of the electric car, which was 3,500, and decided to buy it. But I was told that it would be more cost-effective to spend more money and buy a scooter. So I looked at the motorcycle and decided to buy it for 4,000. I was also told that small pedals were unsafe and it was better to buy a big motorcycle. So look again. The big motorcycle costs 6,000, so I decided to buy it. Pick and choose. I found that the one I liked was actually close to 1w. Unexpectedly, I heard that 1w can buy a second-hand car. So I switched to buying a car. After much picking and choosing, I decided to buy a second-hand Jetta for nearly 30,000 yuan. But the Chery store next door said that you can buy their new car for 3w. So I bought Chery instead. Go up and take a seat. It's a bit crowded, but it doesn't matter. I spent more money to get an A3, but I thought the car was shorter. Went to see Tiggo again. It's more than 100,000. It is better not to buy Chery but to buy a joint venture. Fancy polo. Was informed of the simple match. Go book golf. People say the price will be increased. I gritted my teeth and decided to buy a CRV. Anyway, the price is about the same as golf. Turns out I heard that the Tiguan seems to be around that price. So I went to see Tiguan. Unexpectedly, I fell in love with the new passat. Decided to buy. After calculating the price, it seemed that I could buy an Audi, so I regretted going to see the Audi a4. As a result, I passed by a BMW 4S store and saw a 3 Series, so I chose a 3 Series instead. After looking at it all, when I decided to buy it, I calculated that it would cost about 30w. I can't help but want to buy an SUV again. So I went to Chevrolet next door to see the Captiva. After watching it, I thought it was awesome and wanted to buy it. But a Jeep Compass drove past the door. I asked about the price. change! I went to a jeep store and met an acquaintance while booking a car. I saw an acquaintance driving a Ford Edge, and I was jealous and wanted to buy one. I went and asked, 40w, ok! Be prepared to pay. Then I thought about it, damn it cost 400,000. Why not add some money and buy a Land Rover in one go? So I went to see the Aurora. Satisfied with the appearance, I decided to buy it. I consulted the driver of the unit and was told that the off-road performance is not as good as the Prado, and the price difference is only 9w. good! Buy a Prado! Go to Toyota. After seeing the Prado, I thought it was ugly, so I gritted my teeth and bought the Land Cruiser, which cost more than 100 W in the end. Damn it, I won’t buy an SUV anymore. Buy a BMW 7! ...a lot of trouble. Finally bought a Rolls Royce. I was so happy when I picked up the car! After I sat down, I remembered that I didn’t have a driver’s license! Damn it, I’m here to buy a bike! ....