Two drunks were drunk and passed out on the tracks. One drunkard said, why is this staircase so long? Another drunk went on to say, why is the handrail still so low?

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Isn't it funny to quit smoking? A man suffered from heart disease. The doctor advised him to quit smoking, and said that if he couldn't quit at once, he could smoke one every day after meals. A month later, he went to see a doctor again. After examination, the doctor found that he had stomach trouble again. He was puzzled and asked, "What is this?" -"Maybe it's because I eat too many times and irregularly every day in order to follow your suggestion of having a cigarette after dinner." Funny, old man and child, an old man walked slowly along the street and saw a little boy reaching for a doorbell, but the doorbell was too high to reach. The kind-hearted old man stopped and said to the child, "Let me help you ring the bell." So he rang the bell so hard that the whole house heard it. At this moment, the child said to the old man, "Now let's run away, quick!" " Old gentleman: "..." Funny! A man with a dog said angrily to the owner of a pet store: "You sold this dog to me to watch the door. Last night, I stole 3 yuan money from my house, but the dog didn't even say a word." The boss immediately replied, "This dog used to be owned by millions of rich people, and it doesn't care about this 3 yuan money at all."

Isn't it funny? Drunk drunk Two drunks were walking on the track, and one complained, "Why isn't this staircase finished?" The other snorted and said, "Its handrail is still so low."

Funny! Two Irish people were sitting in a bar drinking. One of them asked the other, "Where are you from? "The other replied," I'm here now, Dublin, but I was born in Cork. ""Are you kidding? I was born in Cork, and now I'm in Dublin. Let's have another drink! Where were you born in Cork County? "The other replied," I was born in my mother's house, and there is a small river flowing in front of the door from the south of Sake village. "God bless you," cried the first man. "Can you believe it? I was born in my mother's house, not far from Sack village. For our closeness, come on, let's have another drink. So which school do you go to? ""I went to school in the town's crucifixion school. "Replied the other. At this time, the first person was too excited to help himself. He shouted, "God, it's incredible. I went to that school, too. It's a small world. Boss, give each of us another drink. "At this moment, the telephone in the bar rang, and the boss answered the phone:" Crane Bar Oh, there is nothing new tonight, except that the O 'Hara twins drank too much again. "Funny, drunkard, drunkard, who was unconscious as soon as he drank wine, called the hotel owner's house at five o'clock one morning and asked, What time does the hotel open? The boss said: I'm sorry, I can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard said, Who said I was coming in? I was going out. Funny, learning English learning English once taught a junior high school child, and found the following horrible words in his English textbook: bus? I die (yes)? Girls? Death (Mis? ) ? School is funny. In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, Xiao Ming wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man who was called Arabia. One day, he went out to climb a mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a cape of good hope coming straight at him. He was so scared that he started to run into Nagoya and quickly closed Macao. Funny, fool, fool. When someone goes to the zoo to see an orangutan, he salutes the orangutan first, and the orangutan imitates it. When someone bows to the orangutan, the orangutan imitates it. Someone was overjoyed and scratched his eyelids at the gorilla. Unexpectedly, the gorilla did not imitate him, but slapped him. Someone asked the breeder angrily, and the breeder told him that in orangutan language, scraping the eyelids means calling the other person a fool, so the orangutan wanted to hit him. It dawned on sb. The next day, someone went to the zoo again to get revenge. He saluted and bowed to the orangutan, and the orangutan followed suit, so he took out a big stick and hit himself on the head, and then gave it to the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan did not imitate this time, but scratched his eyelids! Funny, buy it yourself. There was a farmer who fed his pigs rotten water every day, and he was fined 1 thousand yuan by the Society for the Protection of Animals. Later, the farmer changed to feed the pigs with Saussurea involucrata, and was fined 1, yuan by the Animal Protection Association. Because of wasting food, I visited the farmer again one day and asked him what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed them, so I will give them 1 yuan a day and let them go out to eat by themselves." Funny, it's pointless. "Put out the fire! Fire fighting! " There was an urgent and panic cry for help on the phone. "Where is it?" Asked the operator of the fire brigade. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we get to your house?" "Don't you have a fire truck?" Funny, isn't it? When soldier Dick was carrying a bottle of wine back to the camp, he happened to meet the strict company commander. He had to lie and say, "I bought this bottle of wine with the colonel." Half of them belong to the colonel. " The company commander reprimanded: "Give me the other half!" Dick said slowly, "There is no way to fail. My half is below. " Isn't it funny? Uncle uncle came to visit at home, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo." My mother immediately shouted angrily, "What are you looking at?" Your uncle is here, what zoo are you going to! " Isn't that funny? Silly son Silly son Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a silly son. One day, a friend will visit him.