I feel very depressed today. Who has an interesting joke to tell?

Xiao Li and her friend Xiao Ou are driving into her driveway. They are talking about their labor-saving devices.

Xiao Ou said, "I like my new garage door opener, which is very convenient and humanized."

"Mine is much more convenient than yours." Xiaoli said and honked the horn three times.

I saw Xiaoli's husband rush to the garage door.

Someone kissed a beautiful young maid in the hotel. His wife came in and saw it, crying and saying, "God, why didn't I think of that!" "

He immediately smiled and said to his wife, "honey, you are not right." You are' surprised', I' never expected'. "

3. Colleague Xiaoli spent 1000 yuan to buy a skirt. His wife is envious. When she got home, she said to her husband, "Xiaoli bought a skirt."

My husband said "Oh" while playing games.

The wife added, "That dress is very expensive."

The husband said "Oh" again.

The wife said angrily, "You only know' Oh', why don't you ask others how much that dress costs?"

The husband said innocently, "She didn't want me to pay for clothes. I care how much she spent? "

4. On weekends, my wife is sweating all over the housework, and my husband is lying in bed watching TV leisurely.

The wife complained, "Do you have the heart to watch me work hard here alone?"

The husband said sympathetically, "Then I'll go back to the back room and sleep for a while. . . "