Singles Day greetings

Singles' Day is coming. This grassroots festival, which has sprung up suddenly in China, is deeply loved by young people. The following are my carefully collected Singles' Day greetings. I hope you like it! More information is in the singles day greeting column!

1. I am far from my heart, urban men and women, I am still far from my heart, I am a single youth. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is just a specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

2. Singer Song: Love is empty, I am wandering in the street; People are empty, money is empty, and the bad karma of bachelors is at work; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

3. One person is full and no one in the whole family is hungry, one person is warm and no one in the whole family is cold, one person is happy and no one in the whole family is sad, and one person agrees and no one in the whole family objects. Nine days on the moon, catching turtles in five oceans, how beautiful! Long live the great singles day! Hooray! Hooray!

There are no bachelors in the world, but the price has gone up a lot, so there are bachelors. Behind every successful bachelor, there are parents who torture him. The bachelor is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of the bachelor in the Jianghu. Happy Singles Day!

5. Is it cold and seasonal mood out of control? Boredom, temporary happiness short circuit? Loneliness, accidents, depression? Do you feel lonely passively on Singles Day? It's okay, I'm thinking about you! I wish you happiness!

6. Advantages of bachelor: saving resources, energy, quilt cover and gift list. Saving is a virtue, being single is a nobleman. Singles day, I wish you: single, not lonely; Shadow sheet, life is not simple! Happy holidays!

7. Sincere blessings come from simplicity, and sincerity and frankness come from nature. We are friends, and the blessing can be simple. You are single, straightforward and unnatural. Time flies and we are eager to see it. When should we hold the wedding reception? Hurry up! I wish you happiness!

8. The desire for truth is more urgent than others; Pursuit of perfection, more persistent than others; Sometimes very lonely, but very quiet; Sometimes I am scared, but I am more determined. Who will understand the sincerity of a bachelor? Be a happy bachelor, Happy Singles' Day!

9. I am the hardest-working bachelor. I am the most infatuated bachelor in love. I am the most dedicated bachelor in the game. I am the strongest bachelor in my life. With you, I am no longer a lonely bachelor. Ha ha. Wish everyone? Bachelor? Happy holidays!

10. One person's efforts, one person's burden, one person's dance, one person's wonderful. Singles Day sends you a blessing, not because you are a bachelor, but because you have a bachelor color. Wish you a happy life!

1 1. A rose, a cup of coffee, a lamp, a person. Roses are charming, coffee is delicious and the lights are soft. A festival that belongs to one person is full of romance and happiness. Happy Singles Day to my friend.

12. Singles Day is coming. I wish all the compatriots in the world who are single, female, big, small, single, nunchakus and nunchakus a happy holiday.

13. Take care of yourself whether it rains or snows; Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Happy Holidays; I wish you good health, a happy mood and an early lover!

14. Singles Day is here. Look, what a beautiful day! Come on, my friend, let's go for a stroll and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!

15. Bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor life is screaming; If you don't make noise, the life of a bachelor is really carefree; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

16. Pursuit, a research with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, frankness as the key, and action as the focus. I wish you an early farewell to singles and a happy singles day!

17. Are you still lonely in the past? You will live a very lively life in the future. Peach blossoms will bloom in front of you. Wish: Happy last Singles Day!

18. Sunshine, moonlight and starlight, may every ray of light bring you smoothness; Family, love, friendship, may every family bring you good luck; Yesterday, today and tomorrow, may every day bring you peace. Happy Singles Day!

19. When did you have a girlfriend? Ask q friends for wine. I wonder if the girls in Q have boyfriends? I want to leave Q, but I'm afraid it's not easy to get into Q. I can't sleep at night and I shouldn't get drunk. When can I realize my dream? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. This matter is old and difficult. I hope q will last for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist.

20. Singles Day is coming, please remember. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

2 1. Relax on Singles Day, huh? Relax on Singles Day, huh? Single people remember who is happy and invincible. If the red line is not tied tightly, they will smile calmly.

22. Married young people enjoy unmarried treatment and are quasi-bachelors; Unmarried young people enjoy married treatment and are pseudo-bachelors; Unmarried young people enjoy unmarried treatment and are temporary bachelors; Married young people enjoy married treatment and are on standby bachelors.

23. It's convenient to come and go alone. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

24. Blow a lovesick wind and a wet rain, pick a bunch of sunshine that warms you and a bunch of stars that shine on you? Oh, don't be depressed on Singles Day. Let me pick a star for you: Dong! Punch, let you Starlight Glimmer, eyes take beauty?

25. Friends care about their hearts if they can appreciate their feelings; Ding Ding is a greeting and a blessing. Singles Day is coming, and I deeply welcome a new chapter. Happy Singles Day!

26. A person is free and need not pay attention to another existence. A person, arrange at will, life is wonderful because of you. A person, cherish the freedom now, love in the near future! Happy Singles Day!

27. A person should dress up and dance just to celebrate himself! A person, but also wonderful every second, pay a lifetime. One should remember that happiness is just around the corner. Happy Singles Day to my good friend.

28. The coolest bachelor: with bare arms and a stick; Driving around; Bubble, don't say sleepy; Talking about mountains is really learning! I wish bachelors a happy holiday, an early virginity and a new embrace of beauty!

29. There are good and bad bachelors, depending on personal love. Lovers insist on sincerity and don't like fast love. Over time, beauty and white hair become faster. I wish you get rid of the bachelor as soon as possible and enter the besieged city served by women. Happy Singles Day.

30. Today is Singles Day. I wish you trouble, disappointment, frustration, helplessness, bad luck and regret. Take the opportunity to go out for a walk, full of spring!

3 1. Ten years later, you still keep your body clean. Die-hard members of the singles league, the last line of defense for singles, our hope. I can't stand his/her soft grinding and hard foam, and I'm broken! You left a sentence: I am depraved, I am happy, and the beauty of love lies in no regrets?

32. The most diligent reason for being single: Why do you want to get married when your career is not completed? The most chic reason: thousands of flowers, leaves do not touch the body. The most confident reason: having the charm of being a bachelor. The best reason: you can celebrate Singles Day.

33. The most diligent reason for being single: Why do you want to get married when your career is not completed? The most chic reason: thousands of flowers, leaves do not touch the body. The most confident reason: having the charm of being a bachelor. The best reason: you can celebrate Singles Day.

Let's pray together in this sacred festival: fewer bachelors, more handsome men, more beautiful women, more flowers, sweeter life, less loneliness, and vows of eternal love. Let's all have some!

35. Give you a piggy bank. Save the love you want to give her every day before she appears in the future. When it is full, he will appear! Bless you, friend: Happy Singles Day!

36. The moon stars are rare, and Liu Yiyi is rare. It's another beautiful Singles' Day, but I miss you in my heart during the festival. I hope that on this day next year, with you, I will not be lonely.

37. On Singles Day, everyone says that both men and women are happily married; Lose your wife, your husband, break free from chains and leave the besieged city; Male nanny, female wife, scrambling to be besieged and single. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

38. You can drink all the wine, spend all the money every month, get up at nine o'clock, surf the Internet in the middle of the night, wander around if you have nothing to do, and live a perverted life. Vowed to be a bachelor to the end. Happy Singles Day!

39. Singles Declaration: No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! It is said that friends who receive this message will receive a mysterious gift within three days! Happy Singles Day!

40. You definitely don't want to send you fruit, it's vulgar; You don't want to send you money, I'm sorry; You must have given you a beautiful woman, but I didn't; Then send you a message: Happy Singles Day!

4 1. Singles Day is here. To those who are married? Nunchakus? All the best; In love? Acacia stick? Happiness is sweet; Single? A stick? The future is bright. Happy Singles Day!

42. Ten years later, you still keep your body clean. Die-hard members of the singles league, the last line of defense for singles, our hope. I can't stand his/her soft grinding and hard foam, and I'm broken! You left a sentence: I am depraved, I am happy, and the beauty of love lies in no regrets?

43. It's not bad to be a bachelor. Life is free. A person eats enough to keep the whole family warm, and his feet are sore without going shopping. Friendship is sweeter than love, and the true feelings between friends are endless. Single life is also wonderful without lovers.

44. Appreciate the fish swimming in pairs, watch butterflies and butterflies love flowers flying, and feel sorry for themselves alone. Friends are laughing and laughing, and relatives are warm-hearted. Love won't make you lonely. Happy Singles Day!

45. Singles Day is here! Here comes the god of wealth! I wish bachelors: life? Light? Brilliant, be a man? Light? Aboveboard, career? Light? Bear, good luck? Light? Sticking to you, love? Light? Stay close to you

46. Sunshine, moonlight and starlight, may every ray of light bring you smoothness; Family, love, friendship, may every family bring you good luck; Yesterday, today and tomorrow, may every day bring you peace. Happy Singles Day!

47. ouch Birds in the trees are always chirping this morning, and people on the road are always laughing at me. Oh! It turned out that there was an important event that I almost missed: I wish you. Happy Singles Day!

48. Singles' Day, wishing a single man find a dear, loving and deeply loved person to bid farewell to being single; I wish the female bachelor find a person you love and say goodbye to being single!

49. Singles' Day is the last holiday for singles. The last thing they want to do is to receive text messages on Singles Day. The last thing they want to see when they receive a text message on Singles Day is: Happy Singles Day!

50. Is life tiring? Feelings. Really? Did you have a good day? Did you receive a lot of information today? Join us as a bachelor to ensure your comfortable life, sincere feelings, comfortable mood and updated information every day.

5 1. Singles Day, I want to give you this special mascot, which will bring you incomparable happiness, endless good luck and endless happiness. Please cherish it. Here.-These chopsticks!

52. It's Singles Day again. It is rumored that veteran Yue will reward VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, express red line, free of postage, and take whoever they want. Everyone who reads text messages has a share!

53. Singles' Day, proprietress advertisement: 10% discount for those who confess their secret love, and 20% discount for those who confess their love. A friend asked: How much discount will I give you? The proprietress said: It's broken.

54. What is Children's Day? Bai Meng! What is Valentine's Day? Sun it! What is National Day? Squeeze! What is Singles Day? Poor and happy! I'm not afraid of being single. Let's play together on Singles Day!

55. Good luck with your wedding? Nunchakus? Children are happy and sweet; In love? Acacia stick? Children love sweetness; Single? A stick? Children become nunchakus as soon as possible; No matter male or female bachelors, Singles Day should be happy!

56. Ask what the world is like, be honest and light. Eat a bachelor's meal, take a bachelor's road, and be willing to come to the door for love. I love you forever and I want to contact you as soon as possible. I look forward to falling in love with you on Singles Day.

On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of? Residual dynasty? , for everyone? Remaining soldiers? 、? Will there be any guests left? 、? Is there a Buddha in the battle? 、? The monkey was left behind? Happy holidays, soon? Naked? !

58. Singles' Day is coming. I'll give you three treasures: a chopstick. I wish you? Chopsticks? In pairs; Give you a fried dough stick, wish you? Oil? Wife? Oil? Small; Give you a crutch, wish you? Gan? Take off your clothes. Happy Singles Day!

59. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of my fourth uncle and third brother-in-law's second niece's family, I would like to express my deep condolences to you who are still single, and convey the order: Fall in love immediately! Be sure to become nunchakus this year!

60. Learn to be brave when you are afraid of being alone; When bored, no one asks, learn to bear it; Tired, no one to rely on, learn to stand on your own feet; No one complains when you are bored, learn to harass, and you know how to spend Singles' Day.

6 1. Well, that's a good idea ―― then come to me and I'll marry you. Well, I can't be cheated. I'll find you, okay? If you don't like me, leave me in a strange place, I have no place to cry! I am not stupid.

62. Our bachelor, the reserved program of our male compatriots, can say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? I can only say the first half if I don't celebrate today.

63. Put aside your troubles, come on, let's shout together: I am single! I am very happy!

64. It doesn't matter if we are single. I'm afraid it's those people who claim to be divorced from bachelor when they find a girlfriend. What's the big deal about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not necessarily marry you, but they are also willing to spend money to marry other wives. In fact, we are as clever as fools.

65. Blame me me for being stupid. Blame me. I have no fate. After several blind dates, I am still single. I look forward to seeing friends and relatives as matchmakers, getting married and starting a career as soon as possible, ending my single career and welcoming them to Gankun.

66. How much sadness can you have? Like a group of bachelors dancing. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

67. If the sky is going to fall on the Sri Lankan people, we must first suffer. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us. We have a heavy responsibility and a long way to go. It's us!

68. It's convenient to come and go alone. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

69. Acne is someone else's, myopia is someone else's, lovelorn is someone else's, flowers are yours, smiles are yours, men are yours and BMW is yours. Say goodbye to Singles Day!

70. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

7 1. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors dancing. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

72. Singles' Day is very creative: only one fried dough stick for breakfast, one chopstick for dinner, only the road by bus, only one game of mahjong, only "Lonely for life" for karaoke and only one text message. Happy Singles Day!

73. Marriage advertisement: gender: male, hobby: female, specific requirements: height is not limited, as long as it is not Yico Zeng; Fat or thin, as long as it's not Li Gang's father. Interested parties contact code: Happy Singles Day!

74. Singles Day is another year. Every time I miss spring, my friends comfort me and fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave my room empty this year. Will there be children and grandchildren in the future? I support you!

75. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

76. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a blessing to my lonely friend: Smooth sailing, blockbuster, success, nine tricks a day.

77. Ginger is old and spicy. It's good to be single. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. I wish you all the best in your holiday today!

78. < Blessing > I send a message and laugh. & lt festival > handsome and lively regardless of size. & lt > Everything has been blown away by the wind, and it will be trouble-free!

Extended reading? Singles day joke

Hundreds of millions of dollars in losses.

At zero, dozens of high-rise buildings in a certain district are still brightly lit, and every household is brightly lit. It's quiet and bright here. There is no noise from TV and stereo, no quarrel between husband and wife, only the click of the mouse. Uncle Wang, the residential reception office, watched all this silently, thought for a long time, lit another cigarette, and finally firmly turned off the main switch of the residential area. He saved hundreds of millions of yuan for the community owners. That day was 1 1+0 in 20XX?

Single connection

The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year.

Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age.

Horizontal batch: I am single ~!

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