Need a better joke

The family planning working group came to a small mountain village to carry out contraceptive measures, but the doctor found it difficult.

Persuade the women here to take birth control pills, so they decided to teach men to wear condoms.

A villager gave birth to eight children in eight years. The doctor told him that he really wanted to take contraceptive measures.

Now, he tells the villager that as long as he wears a condom, his wife will never have children again.

A month later, the working group found that the villager's wife was pregnant again, and the doctor was very angry.

Call him and ask him why he doesn't wear a condom.

The villager replied, "I did wear it, but six days later, I choked on urine and had to wear it."

Cut off the front part. "

& lt2 & gt

An old man was sitting on the bus when a hippie came over. His hair was dyed red and green.

Yellow, orange ... and wearing a feather earrings, the hippie saw the old man looking at him and asked, "Hey, what's the matter?

Old man? Haven't you done anything crazy? "

The old man replied, "yes, once I fucked a parrot." I thought you were my son. "

& lt3 & gt

One day, the son saw his parents having sex and asked, "Hey, what are you doing?" ? The father replied:

"Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."

The son said, "oh, then she can drive a long distance at one breath." The owner of the milk shop gave her an extra one this morning. "

& lt4 & gt

Two missionaries were caught by a cannibal tribe in Africa, stripped naked and put into a cauldron full of water.

There is a raging fire burning down there. After a while, one of the missionaries burst out laughing. Another missionary, Jane

I couldn't believe it at this moment and asked, "What's wrong with you? We were cooked alive, and you still laugh! "

The preacher replied, "I just peed in the soup."

& lt5 & gt

A female patient was sitting in the dentist's chair, and the dentist said, "I'm going to drill."

The female patient said, "Drill, doctor."

The dentist said, "But you are holding my two testicles."

The female patient said, "None of us will hurt anyone, right?"

& lt6 & gt

A short old lady ordered a hamburger in front of the counter of a fast food restaurant, and a big man in the counter asked

Shouting at the back: "A hamburger!"

The cook inside was bigger than him, and he screamed, "OK, Han-Bao-Bao-".

Grab a thick piece of meat, put it under your bare armpit, wave your arm to flatten it, and then bake it on the stove.

The old lady said, "I think this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."

The big man in the counter said, "Really? Then you should come when he is making doughnuts this morning. "

& lt7 & gt

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common?"

"They all have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming human."

& lt8 & gt

A young man is playing with his girlfriend. He took off his trousers. She pointed to the middle of his leg and asked, "So what?"

What is this? "The young man said," I don't know, but my father also has this thing. I will ask him tonight. "

That night, after his father finished washing, the young man pointed to the middle of his father's leg and asked, "What is this?"

The father replied, "son, this is a penis, to be exact, it is a perfect penis."

The next day, my girlfriend asked the young man, "Have you figured out what it is?"

The young man replied, "I see, it's a penis." To be exact, if it is two inches shorter, it is. "

Perfect penis. "

& lt9 & gt

A young couple was caught in the parking lot. The policeman said, "Do you know what you are doing?" juvenile

Say, "sir, we're hugging." The policeman said, "Oh, really? Then you'd better put the root you hate

Put your things back in your pants and get out of here. "

& lt 10 >

After the plane took off, the captain spoke to the passengers and forgot to turn off the microphone. He said to the co-pilot, "I think

Go to shit first, and then fuck the new stewardess. "

When the stewardess heard this, she hurried down the aisle to tell him that the microphone had been turned off, but she was not careful when she left.

A squatting child fell down the aisle, and an old lady next to her bowed her head and said, "Don't worry, baby, he."

Said he had to shit first. "