Are there any jokes about koalas? If you want the English version, you'd better give me the Chinese version, too.

A koala bear walks into a brothel. He climbed the stairs and found a door open. He entered the room and found a naked prostitute sleeping in the bed. He quickly climbed into bed and started oral sex with prostitutes.

She woke up in shock and saw this koala bear on her. She decided that since she felt so good, she would let him end. Koala said, wiped her chin, climbed out of bed and walked to the door. The prostitute jumped up and shouted at him, "Hey, you have to pay for this".

Koalas shrugged and walked on to the door.

The prostitute shouted at him again, "hey, you have to pay." I am a prostitute. " She stood up, took a dictionary from the shelf and showed koala the definition of dictionary.

Prostitute (noun)-a person who receives payment for sexual services.

The koala shrugged, picked up the dictionary and turned to the definition of koala.

Koala (noun)-a bear that eats shrubs and leaves.

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A koala was sitting on a gum tree smoking marijuana when a little lizard walked by and looked up and said, "Hey, koala! What are you doing? "

Koalas said, "Have a marijuana cigarette and come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala. They had several joints.

After a while, the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and he wanted to drink water in the river.

But the little lizard was hit by a stone so hard that he tilted too much and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this scene, swam to the little lizard, helped him to one side, and then asked the little lizard, "What's wrong with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree with koalas smoking marijuana, drunk too much, and then fell into the river.

The crocodile said he had to look at this, and then he went into the rainforest and found the koala sitting there eating a marijuana cigarette.

He looked up and said, "Hey, you!"

So koalas looked down at him and said,

"Faaaaarrrrk man ... how much water did you drink? ! ! "