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March 28th
(based on Xu Jingde's The Kindness of Confucius)
Lu Qun, Xie Yiping
Time: China's Spring and Autumn Period
Location: Confucius Room
Character: Confucius, male, forty or fifty years old, educator.
zhong you: male, in his twenties, a scholar and a Confucius student.
buyer: male, in his thirties, local tyrant.
setting: Confucius' living room. There is a plan in the center of the living room, and there are many letters on the plan.
curtain rises: Confucius sits cross-legged after the case is filed and is reading a book. Brush your beard and smile.
buyer: (hurriedly) (loudly) Mr. Kong, Mr. Kong, you judge us, you judge us
!
Zhong You: (carrying a helmet, following the buyer) Teacher, please judge for us!
Confucius: (doubtfully) You? Comment? What's the point?
Zhong You: (confidently) Just now, the student heard him (referring to the buyer) arguing with the seller in the market. The seller
said 3824 and asked him to give him 24 yuan. But he insisted on 3823 and only gave 23 money each. The student went up to
to persuade him that 38 is 24 and told him to give him enough money, but he didn't listen at all ...
Buyer: (grabbing the conversation) What didn't listen at all? Thirty-eight is twenty-three. Why should I pay more?
buyer, zhong you (qi): Mr. kong (teacher), is it 3823 or 3824? Please
make a ruling for us.
Confucius: This is simple ...
Buyer: Mr. Kong, you can't protect your students. We made a bet!
Confucius: huh? Bet? What bet did you make?
Zhongyou: If it's March 23, I'll lose my helmet to him (pointing to the helmet)!
buyer: if it's 3824, I'll lose my head to him (turn my hand around my neck)!
buyer, zhong you (qi): Mr. kong (teacher), we ask you to decide whether to win or lose!
Confucius: (embarrassedly) This ... Let me think. (think for a moment, turn around) (solemnly and slowly
) Zhongyou, you lost ...
Zhongyou: (puzzled) What? I lost? I ...
Buyer: Ha, I won! Bring the helmet!
Zhong You: (reluctant, even more unconvinced) Teacher, this, this ...
Buyer: (walks up to Zhong You) What's the matter? Still not convinced?
Confucius: (heavily) Zhongyou, give the helmet to others!
buyer: (grabbing the helmet) Master Shengming! (happily underground)
Zhongyou: (puzzled) Teacher, how did I lose?
Confucius: can I judge you to win? Think about it, if you lose, you can still buy a helmet. What if he loses?
zhongyou: I see! (Looking up at the window thoughtfully)
Voice-over: At this time, Zhongyou understood that the highest standard for teachers to judge is "kindness".
(end of the play)
Attached to the original text
Ren Ai's Confucius
Xu Jingde
One day, Zhong You, a disciple of Confucius, saw two people having an argument at the market because they bought eight feet of rouju. The seller said, "three
eight twenty-four, why don't you give enough money?" The buyer said, "It's obviously March 23. Why do you overcharge
?" Zhong You, an upright and enthusiastic man, went over and said to the buyer with a smile, "Thirty-eight should be twenty < P > four. You're wrong. Give enough money to others! " I don't want to. The person who bought Lu Mao refuses to accept it and wants to bet with Zhong You. Zhong
is impatient and bets on the helmet he just bought; People who buy Lu Mao are more angry and are willing to bet their heads
. Both of them agreed that Confucius' ruling would prevail.
After listening to their narration, Confucius smiled and said to Zhongyou, "You lost, give the helmet to others!" Zhong You was dumbfounded. He watched helplessly as the man who bought Lu Mao left with his helmet. Zhong You was puzzled by Confucius' ruling < P > and said, "Teacher, it's obviously March 24, how can you say that I lost?" Confucius smiled and said, "If you lose, you can buy your helmet again.": But what if the man who bought Lu Mao loses? " Zhongyou understood that the teacher made such a ruling because "benevolence" is the greatest principle.
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