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Talk about the circle of friends of winter vacation teachers

1. The winter vacation is coming, and there will be piles of homework soon. What is the concept of winter vacation homework? We write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

2. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a late night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

Students who haven't had a winter vacation, don't be sad. Although the holiday is late, the school starts early.

Since the holiday, my roommates haven't heard from me, sending messages and chatting in groups. I am as worried about them as farmers are about losing their pigs.

We had a winter vacation and were very happy. I am very happy because there are a few days to celebrate the New Year in winter vacation and I can get lucky money.

6. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

7. It's only after a holiday that I find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

8. "Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!"

9. We have a winter vacation, and I am happy and worried. I'm glad I can have fun after the holiday, but I'm afraid there are many winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.

10. The winter vacation is finally over. I'm so happy. I look forward to the winter vacation coming soon every day. This day has finally arrived.

1 1. I, a concubine in winter vacation homework, wish to have a bed, but since the winter vacation, I have been diligent, caring for Tencent and Sina, and I haven't set foot in the harem yet.

12. The so-called holiday-scolded at home, no money to go out, a special holiday.

13. After a winter vacation, the handwriting was ugly, people were stupid, and everything they learned was forgotten.

14. It's winter vacation. I'm going to do my homework first, then practice my handwriting, and go out to play after I finish.

15. Winter vacation means that you can't get up in the morning and can't sleep at night. The night owl mode has been turned on.

16. Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school will start!