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Life philosophy story, God's warning
Hu Xiaohai looked aggrieved:? I want to, but I'm afraid you'll hit me if you know. ?
Hu Dahai's words were interrupted by the opposite Dr. Chen, who said contemptuously: I said Xiaohai, you are really a useless pustule if you don't grab apples that don't cost money. ?
As soon as the voice fell, I heard: Dad, I'm back! ? Looking up, Dr. Chen's son, the little devil, also came back from school. The little devil chewed an apple in his mouth and cried happily, Dad, an apple truck overturned and the apples rolled everywhere. Look! I robbed so much. ? Struggling to lift the bag and show it to Dr. Chen? The result? .
Doctor Chen smiled, hugged his son, kissed him, touched him, and said, What a wonderful son! ? Say that finish, he squinted at Hu Dahai and his son, pursed his lips and said, look, this is called the gap! Even the teacher said that children must kill all the society like wolves in the future. Look at your son, returning the wolf and the whole sheep.
At this moment, the little noble son suddenly let out a scream, then covered his mouth and jumped straight, shouting: pain, pain, pain! ?
Doctor Chen opened his son's hand, only to find that his son was covered in blood. Looking again, my son's front teeth were knocked out by half. What's going on here? How can you lose your teeth when you eat apples?
At this time, my dear son? Poof? Spit out something, a hard stone, Hu Dahai understood and said? This stone must have been embedded when the apple fell off the truck into the road. I said Dafu, you can't educate your children like Chen Dafu: Do I need you to teach my children? Are you watching my son get jealous? Come on, son, let's go home. ?
Time flies, the two children have grown up, Hu Dahai and Chen Dafu are still the same, playing chess, drinking tea and fighting wine, while Chen Dafu is more competing with his son.
On this day, they were drinking together, and Hu Dahai took out a bottle of good wine with a smug face. Look, old chap, my son gave it to me. More than a hundred bottles. ?
Chen Da was a little surprised, because Hu Xiaohai was just a taxi driver, so he said, Your son is willing to buy you such a good drink? How much does he earn? ?
Hu Dahai said? What are the skills of buying wine with money? I'm telling you, someone else gave it to my son. Xiaohai saw an old lady lying on the road while driving a few days ago and took her to the hospital. Fortunately, it was delivered in time, and the doctor said it would be hopeless if it was delivered later. Later, the old lady's son came to see you and thanked him for giving Xiaohai two bottles of wine. Xiaohai couldn't refuse, so she had to accept it. ?
Doctor Chen pricked up his ears and suddenly stretched out two fingers and said, I have two questions for you. First, when Xiao Hai saved the old lady, weren't you afraid of being blackmailed afterwards? ? Hu Dahai is happy:? What are you afraid of? There are so many bad things in the world. Look, isn't the old lady's son right? To tell the truth, I once asked Xiaohai the same question. Guess what he said? He said, if I don't save it, I will have no peace all my life. ?
Dr. Chen looked at Hu Dahai like an alien, slurping: Look at your father and son, you are pedantic together. Is there less blackmail now? The second problem is that Xiaohai saved the old lady's life. So kind, the old lady's son sent two bottles of wine? Nothing else? ?
Hu Dahai honestly said:? People gave money, but Xiaohai refused to accept it. Hu Dahai's words were interrupted by Dr. Chen's laughter. Like hearing the funniest joke in the world, Dr. Chen said tearfully: I don't want the money I got. You two stooges, I've seen them. Ok, I'll also show you what real good wine is. ?
Dr. Chen said that he went home, and soon he came back, with a face of mystery that could not be concealed. He was carrying a black plastic bag in his hand. When he took out the contents of the bag, Hu Dahai suddenly froze. It turned out to be a bottle of famous China wine!
Doctor Chen smiled and said, old chap, in your words, what is the skill of having money to buy wine? To tell you the truth, this wine was delivered the night before yesterday. Someone wants something from my precious son. Come on, pour it. ? He poured two glasses of wine.
Hu Dahai said? I can't drink this wine. Dafu, isn't it a bit wrong for the younger son to accept other people's wine? Doctor Chen began to scream: yo yo, look at you like this. Who hasn't? I let you drink because I respect you. I'm sorry if you insist. You'd better drink yourself poor. Bitch, you were born a bitch! ?
Who knows that something bad happened that night? Doctor Chen said that he had a stomachache, and his face turned white with pain. After the baby quickly took him to the hospital for examination, it was food poisoning. Check again, the wine is fake!
Many years have passed. On this day, they played chess together again. Dr. Chen took out a box of cigarettes, patted it on the chessboard and said disdainfully, Look at this cigarette. Hey, it's just that you feel different when you smoke a good cigarette. ? Say that finish point smoke, a puff of smoke to Hu Dahai. ? To tell you the truth, a few days ago, when our family was traveling, we met a temple expert. He calculated for my son and said that my son's front teeth were broken by half, so his wealth was reduced by half, otherwise he would be worshipped by the other side. Hehe, it's a pity, but it will be better to mix like this. ?
Hu Dahai recognized Chen Da's sigh, but in fact he was very proud. Just then, Hu Xiaohai came back. Hu Dahai saw him and asked. Son, why did you come back so late today? ?
Hu Xiaohai said? I went to the police station and was delayed for a while. ? Hu Dahai was surprised: What happened? ?
Hu Xiaohai said? What will happen to me? I found a bag in the car, full of money, I'm afraid there are hundreds of thousands, and an account book, which I quickly handed over to the police station.
When he spoke, he heard a deep sigh. Dr. Chen seems to hate iron and not produce, pointing to Hu Xiaohai and saying? You, you don't want money. When I was three years old, I saw that I was old. When I was a child, I was worthless. Now you are still like this, driving a taxi all your life. Hu Dahai, we have been fighting all our lives, and this time you will lose! ? Doctor Chen walked away with his hand behind his back. Hu Dahai gave a thumbs-up and said, Son, you did the right thing! We may not be rich in this life, but we are very comfortable. Let's go home. Dad will have a drink with you. ?
Who knows, a few days later, a big event happened suddenly: Chen Dafu's son was arrested for corruption. The fuse of the whole incident was nothing more than the account book that Hu Xiaohai picked up. This book belongs to a big boss, and it clearly records the detailed process of bribing the younger son.
On this day, Dr. Chen came to your door, but I haven't seen him for several days. Dr. Chen seems to have had a serious illness and is much haggard. He grabbed Hu Dahai's skirt, crying and cursing. Hu, what happened to my son? Isn't he the one who is promising and you are jealous? Why did you give the household registration book to the police station? ?
After a while, Hu Dahai said sincerely. Dafu, my son didn't know that the ledger was related to your son. You are wrong about us, but even if your son gets away with it this time, he can't escape, because you were wrong from the beginning, and the fortune teller is even more wrong. ? Dr. Chen is one leng. What did Hu Dahai say? When the youngest son eats an apple and knocks out half a tooth, when you drink wine for free and your stomach hurts, it's all God's warning you not to take things that don't belong to you, or you will be in trouble! ?
Dr. Chen suddenly got a cold war like an electric shock, then let go of his hand and sat down on the ground, muttering: That's the truth, that's the truth, in the end, how did I live until now to understand! ?
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