Witnessing the strange incident in the funeral home 3

Chapter 1, Female Corpse in the Reservoir

The large reservoir opposite the funeral home is an ominous place, and many people have died in it. The locals all know that the reservoir is evil, but people are buried here almost every year. Some people deliberately seek death, and some carelessly die in vain. It is really hard to understand why the charm of this reservoir is so great.

I remember that Master Huang came to the funeral parlor to help exorcise evil spirits. When he saw the reservoir, he observed it with great interest for a long time, and then told us: This reservoir is high in front and low in back, wide in front and narrow in back, which is like a big coffin. We looked sideways and vertically for a long time, but we didn't see anything that looked like a coffin. When I asked Master Huang again, the old man was unwilling to say more. No matter how you asked, he would not say another word. He also smiled weirdly, as always, very hateful.

The monkey did not believe in evil and encouraged us to climb to the roof, saying that we would be able to see the tricks from the top. As a result, we moved a ladder and climbed up, but we didn’t even see any shit. The monkey was puzzled, scratched his head and continued to come up with bad ideas: "It must be that the climb is not high enough. How about we climb up the mountain to see?" This time no one continued to respond to him.

Big Mouth looked at the monkey and said seriously: "Master Huang is an expert. How can ordinary people like you and me, with our naked eyes, see this?"

Big Mouth The monkey's pretentiousness made the monkey happy. He smiled, winked at me and Liu Jun, and said, "Look, this semi-illiterate man has a pretentious manner when he speaks."

I said: " This is called inserting green onions into a pig's nose..." I paused deliberately.

The monkey understood and asked in cooperation: "How do you say it?"

"What are you pretending to be, silly!" Liu Jun made the final decision and we burst into laughter.

"Hoo hoo ho..." Big Mouth smiled the happiest thing.

The reservoir looks like a big coffin. Our eyes are not as sharp as Master Huang’s, so we can’t see it. However, the evil in the reservoir is indeed real, and many strange and strange things have happened. For example, I said before passing water monkey. But no one knows whether there are legendary monsters like water monkeys in the reservoir - at least no one I know has seen it with their own eyes, so it's hard to say. What I want to talk about now is a strange thing that happened in the reservoir recently, which I witnessed with my own eyes.

The reservoir is guarded by someone, an old widower with no children, over fifty years old, and a bit hunched over. Everyone calls him Lao Wangtou. Lao Wangtou lives alone in a bungalow by the reservoir. He has a small canoe and often goes out on the water, cleaning the nets, fishing out garbage and so on. Occasionally he catches a dead person. Lao Wangtou is not surprised and takes it easy. Call the police, the police will come, and report the situation calmly. Every time he talks about Lao Wangtou, Liu Jun will laugh and say that Lao Wangtou's psychological quality is not very good. When he sees dead people, he is calmer than Dazui.

On this day, Lao Wangtou went to the reservoir to clean up garbage as usual. After cleaning one place, he was about to change to another place. Suddenly, the canoe could not move forward. No matter how Old Wangtou moved the paddle, the canoe just kept spinning in place. It turns, but refuses to move forward, as if it is caught by something. In addition to the oars, there is also a pole on the boat. It is the dry season and the water is not deep, so the pole can be hit to the bottom. Lao Wangtou threw away the oar and replaced it with a pole, changing from rowing to propping. This trick worked. As soon as the pole was propped up, the boat moved. Lao Wangtou took advantage of the situation and tried to close the pole and prop it up again, but unexpectedly he did not move the pole. . At this time, the boat was moving forward, and Lao Wangtou was holding the pole with both hands. Unexpectedly, he almost fell into the water.

After more than ten years of rafting on the water, he still has some skills. Lao Wang swayed his head and body a few times and quickly regained his balance. After stopping the boat, Lao Wangtou tried to lift the pole. It felt heavy, and the other end seemed to be caught by something. Isn't it a water monkey? ! Although Lao Wangtou has never seen this monster with his own eyes, he believes it exists.

Lao Wang was a little nervous and his heart was pounding. He squatted down, held his breath, held the edge of the boat with one hand, grabbed the pole with the other, clamped it under his armpit, and pulled it back with force. The pole was very heavy. Old Wangtou was not young, but he was very strong. He could pull it out with one hand... Soon, a rotten corpse surfaced from the water.

Lao Wang let out a long breath, it’s better if he’s not a water monkey.

On that day, a few of us happened to be playing cards at the funeral home. Liu Jun received a call from his colleague, saying that Lao Wangtou of the reservoir had discovered another body. The reservoir was right across from the funeral home, so we all went there.

At first, Lao Wangtou thought that the pole had penetrated the body and was stuck in the bones, making it difficult to pull it out. After the body was fished ashore, everyone discovered that the pole had not penetrated the body at all. Pengzi was caught by the corpse! The corpse's rotten hands were holding on to the pole.

I don’t know how long the corpse had been soaked in the water. It was so rotten that it was indescribable. A ball of bulging intestines hung down between the legs. The flesh of the corpse was deteriorated and swollen, hanging on the skeleton like tattered cotton wool. If you pull it lightly, it will probably fall off. The face of the corpse was completely unrecognizable. Only the long hair with water plants and mud told us that she was probably a woman during her lifetime.

There is an indescribable odor floating in the air. It is different from the strong and thick rotten odor of rotting corpses on land. The stench emanates from the female corpse fished out of the water. The smell is light, mixed with water vapor, and makes people feel wet when smelling it, just like the air is filled with water mist soaked in corpse liquid. Although the smell is not very strong, it is very uncomfortable. A little disgusting.

I covered my mouth and nose and turned my head away. The monkey stood behind me with an expression that he couldn't stand it. I pulled the monkey's arm and said, "I can't stand it anymore. Let's go." Where is Big Mouth?"

"Over there." Monkey said. I saw Big Mouth standing on the other side of the circle, crowded in the front, looking at the forensic autopsy with great interest.

The monkey came close to my ear, pointed at Dazui, and whispered: "Look, Fanzi, Dazui is strong, right?"

I nodded: "Who is he if he is not strong? "Strong?"

Dazui seemed to hear Monkey and I talking about him, and turned to look at us. Monkey gave him a thumbs up, Dazui winked with his right eye, and smiled, his left face filled with relief. The right side of his face showed pride. To be honest, it is very difficult for these two expressions to appear on the same face at the same time, but Big Mouth has this ability. Liu Jun always laughed at him, saying that Big Mouth traveled between the worlds of yin and yang all year round, and his face became strangely yin and yang. Of course this is just a joke, Big Mouth's face is very murderous when he is not smiling. If you didn't know him and met him on the street, you would think he was a butcher. Master Wang said that Big Mouth has an evil aura, which is commonly known as "Ghost Sees Worry", which means that when ghosts see Big Mouth's face, they will turn around and run away because it is so evil.

Big Mouth didn't believe it at all, and said: "Then why did I bump into so many ghosts? Master Wang, you are just lying."

Master Wang waved his hand and spoke with certainty. Said: "What am I talking about? You are still a little kid now, and the hair on your dick has not grown hard yet. When you are forty years old, I guarantee that ordinary dirty things will not dare to get close to you!"

"Will dick hair grow harder and harder?" Monkey asked me quietly with a puzzled look on his face.

I glanced at him and said, "Ask your father."

After the forensic examination, he said that the female body had been underwater for at least three months. It was naturally decomposed and there were no obvious man-made injuries. It was initially determined to be drowning. Whether it was homicide remains to be investigated.

At this time, the bystanders began to talk, saying that this person has been dead for three months, why has he not surfaced? What's even more weird is that this person who has been dead for three months is so rotten that he can catch the pole by himself?

Someone in the crowd knew Dazui and heard that we had encountered many strange things. He handed Dazui a cigarette and humbly asked for advice: "Master Xiaowu, look at this. "What's going on?"

"Well, ah, um." Dazui took the cigarette, pretending to be mature and solemn, and said: "This is... um, That's it...you have to come up, ah..."

The more the man listened, the more confused he became. He wanted to ask again, so he held the cigarette to his ear, turned around, and went to find Liu Jun. .

After the corpse examination, it was time to send it to the funeral parlor, but the female corpse was holding the pole tightly with both hands and could not pull it out no matter how hard it was, as if it was welded together. This can't work. The pole is so long that it can't fit in the car. Later, Liu Jun found a saw and sawed off the long section of pole. As for the section on the female corpse's hand, she wanted to pull it. Well, it won't bother anyone anyway. The biggest loss is Lao Wangtou, who has to make a new pole.

The female body has been lying in the funeral parlor for several days, and no one has claimed it. It is not appropriate to keep a rotting corpse like this. There is still a broken pole in the hand, which makes anyone's skin crawl just thinking about it. pimple. A few days later, the police came to a conclusion, ruling out homicide and treating it as an abnormal death. As for the body, it would be handled by the Civil Affairs Bureau.

So Zhang Aba gave an order and asked Dazui and the others to carry it to the back mountain and bury it on the spot.

Dazui made a sound and asked: "Zhang Suo, why don't you cremate it?"

Zhang Aba glanced at Dazui sideways and was very dissatisfied. He felt that Dazui was so different from him. "Why haven't you made any progress at all?" Zhang Aba stretched out his hands and gestured while saying: "Cremation costs money, where does this money come from? Isn't it counted on us? Besides, that person is already half rotten. , Why cremate it? Just bury it to save resources. "

When burying the female body, Master Wang asked Dazui to bring some paper money, incense and candles, etc. Dazui was confused and asked Wang. Master: "What are you bringing this for? Burn it for her?" Da Zui was referring to the female corpse. He felt it was unnecessary. It would be good to bury someone who was neither a relative nor an enemy. I don't owe her anything to burn sacrifices. (Master Wang came back shortly after leaving his post.)

Master Wang advised Dazui, "This is a violent death with great resentment. As the saying goes, it's good to bury evil spirits. Don't be lazy, take it with you."

After hearing this, Dazui felt that Master Wang was right, be careful about sailing for ten thousand years, so he went to the office to pack a bag of sacrifices and took them to the mountain. Master Wang I found a wooden board from somewhere and wrote a few crooked words on it with a brush: Tomb of the Unknown Woman.

After burying the female body, Master Wang placed the sign in front of the mound. Da Zui tilted his neck and looked at it for a long time. He saw something was wrong and said to Master Wang: "Master Wang, there is something wrong with the words on your brand."

Master Wang stared at Da Zui. , very unhappy: "Why do you call me a brand?"

He smiled and hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, it's this brand. Look, look at the Tomb of the Unknown Woman, this woman It’s superfluous, can’t we just call it anonymous?”

Master Wang said: “What do you know, you idiot? In our place, it’s all written like this. Anonymous is a male, and a female is an unknown woman. "

"Oh." Dazui nodded, saying that he had benefited a lot. Master Wang has a lot of local knowledge.

After everything was done, the two of them clapped the dirt on their hands, shouldered their shovels, held cigarettes in their mouths, and descended the mountain one after another.

Two days later, a father and son went up the mountain to sweep the tomb. They saw a woman squatting on the ground halfway up the mountain, rubbing hard against a wooden sign.

The son looked at it curiously and asked his father: "Dad, look, what is that woman doing?"

His father glanced at it, didn't care, and said: " She's sweeping the grave."

My son felt something was wrong and said, "No, I saw she was cleaning the wooden sign."

I glanced at it again and said, "Why not?" When you sweep the tombstone, of course you have to clean it."

The son was surprised and asked, "Isn't that just a wooden sign?"

I said casually. He said, "The family was poor and couldn't afford bricks, so they had to use wooden strips instead." After saying that, he felt that he could educate his son, so he changed his tone of instruction and said, "So, you have to be good now." Study well and get into a good university, and then you can find a good job that makes money. Don’t worry, when I die, you won’t even be able to afford a wooden sign.”

The son immediately said with great ambition: "Don't worry, dad. When you die, I promise to build you the most luxurious tomb in the world. It will be 10,000 times more luxurious than the one you built for your grandfather."

What a wonderful son, I am I was very pleased to hear this and was proud that my son was well educated.

After the father and son finished sweeping the tomb, when they came down the mountain, they saw that the woman was still squatting in the same place wiping the wooden sign. Her strange behavior made the father and son very strange. This child's father is usually a nosy person. He couldn't hold back his curiosity and walked over and asked, "What are you doing?"

The woman didn't look back and said, Just these words scared the man who was supposed to be my father and fainted on the spot. Although my son was young, he was better than his old master and was better than his father. Although he was frightened out of his mind, he could still run and scream, crying and howling all the way. After going down the mountain, we rushed to the yard of the funeral home.

Dazui and Lao Zhu were in the office at that time. When they heard the noise like a pig being killed, they ran out to take a look. The child was jumping and crying in the yard. Old Pig and Big Mouth asked him what happened, what happened to your father? He couldn't answer at all, he just kept crying, shouting "Daddy" incessantly, and pointing desperately at the back mountain with one hand.

Did he fall on the mountain behind? Lao Zhu and Dazui hurried up the mountain and saw the man halfway up the mountain, lying on the side of the mountain path with his arms and legs spread out. At first glance, they thought he had drunk too much. Until they saw his bloodless face, the two of them were very experienced with this appearance, and they could tell at a glance that he was scared.

It was around ten o'clock in the morning, and the sun was shining brightly. Although it was on Grave Mountain, there were few trees on the mountainside, and the sun was shining brightly, so it didn't feel gloomy at all. Looking around, I didn't see anything weird or scary.

But what exactly did the father and son see that made them so frightened? The father was frightened on the spot, and the son was so frightened that he couldn't say a word except crying, and he didn't want to go up the mountain again.

The old pig pinched the man for a long time, but he still didn’t wake up. The old pig breathed out and said: "I was so frightened that I probably won’t be able to wake up at once." After saying that, he looked at Big Mouth, What to do with a face.

Dazui looked at the man. He was of average height and extremely thin. He probably didn’t have much weight. Both he and Lao Zhu had a huge back and a bear’s waist. It shouldn’t be difficult to lift such a person down the mountain, so he said to Lao Zhu Said: "Why don't you carry him down, the child is still down there."

Old Zhu looked at the man, weighed it in his mind, thought it was okay, and agreed. The two of them carried the man down the mountain with noisy sounds, and turned into the courtyard from the path. They saw the child still standing in the courtyard wiping his tears, and their voices became much quieter. But when they saw the old pig and Dazui carrying his father, they suddenly opened their mouths. Hey, he howled again.

"Stop crying!" The old pig glared at him and scolded: "Why are you crying? Your father is not dead. Quick, take the key from behind my butt. The big one in the middle, open it." "Go to the office door on the left."

The old pig had a fierce look on his face, frightened the child, and stopped crying. He sobbed, went around behind the old pig, took off the key, and opened the office door. Old Pig and Big Mouth carried the man into the house and placed him on the wooden bench. Old Zhu asked Big Mouth to unbutton all the clothes of the man. He went to the duty room and got half a bottle of liquor, poured it into his hands, and wiped it on the man's chest, elbow sockets, sides of neck, and temples. wipe.

This trick worked. After a while, the man's face gradually became angry and his lips began to turn red. Then he took a long breath and opened his eyes. The man was shaking after waking up, but luckily he spoke fluently and was not frightened.

He told Big Mouth and Lao Zhu that they met a ghost halfway up the mountain. It was a female ghost with hair that was past her shoulders and spread out. He had forgotten what clothes she was wearing and what she looked like, but the appearance of the female ghost was She didn't look scary. If she hadn't said that, you wouldn't have known she was a ghost. But as soon as she said those words, oh...she just kept wiping the wooden sign there...

The man kept chattering. What did the female ghost say? Her name is written wrong on the wooden sign!" The man almost roared.

This time it’s Big Mouth’s turn to shake.

Big Mouth and Master Wang had gloomy expressions on their faces, small eyes facing each other, squatting in the yard of the funeral home, with several cigarette butts thrown at their feet and still puffing away at their mouths.

Big mouth looked at Master Wang. Master Wang lowered his head with a thoughtful expression on his face. The cigarette in his hand was half burned, and the ashes were trailing on the old man, hanging down.

"Master Wang." Big Mouth shouted.

Master Wang shook his hand, and the cigarette ashes fell down and landed on his dirty Jiefang shoes. He stamped his feet to get the ashes off, then sighed and came up with his catchphrase: "This It’s a difficult thing to do.”

Dazui clicked his tongue and said casually: “If I had known better, I wouldn’t have put up that sign. It would have been better if I hadn’t.”

Wang. The master felt that there was an accusation in Dazui's tone, so he looked up at him and said, "I have good intentions too, who knows..."

Dazui hurriedly said: "Master Wang, don't misunderstand me. I don't blame you, I'm just worried..." Dazui looked around guiltily and said softly: "Will she get involved with us?"

Master Wang shook his head: "Which one is better at telling this. "

The two of them were depressed when suddenly someone came in from the gate. Dazui turned his head and saw, isn't this the old Wangtou looking at the reservoir? Lao Wang had something wrong with one of his head and feet and walked with a limp. When he saw Dazui and Master Wang, he waved his hand to say hello.

Big Mouth stood up and asked him: "Old Wangtou, what are you doing here?"

Old Wangtou took out a crumpled pack of cigarettes from his pocket and gave it to him. Dazui smoked with Master Wang. Dazui thought he was a bad smoker and pushed him back. He took out his own cigarette and handed it to him. Lao Wang was not polite and reached out to take it, but he didn't want to smoke. He clamped it on his ear and put it on his ear. He took a cigarette from his cigarette case and lit it... Lao Wangtou was always slow in speaking and doing things. Da Zui went to the reservoir to take over several business operations. Knowing his problem, he didn't rush him. He stood aside and waited for him. Open your mouth.

After taking a puff of cigarette, Lao Wangtou finally spoke: "Xiao Wu, let me ask you something. Did you bury the woman you fished out from the reservoir a few days ago?"

Big Mouth nodded and said yes, very surprised, why does the old Wangtou care about this?

"Oh." Lao Wang squinted his eyes, looked towards the mountain behind, and asked, "Is it on that mountain?"

"That's right."

Lao Wang nodded twice and said, "Xiao Wu, please, I'll buy some paper money and you take me to that woman's grave."

"Ah!?" Big Mouth Thinking that there was something wrong with his ears, he turned around and looked at Master Wang, who also looked confused. Isn’t this old Wangtou drunk?

Old Wangtou didn’t drink too much, he just saw a ghost.

Lao Wangtou told Dazui and Master Wang that since he found the female body, he had been in a state of anxiety. He always felt that something was too weird and something was wrong. He had not dared to go into the reservoir in the past few days. Last night, Lao Wangtou went to bed early as usual. He slept until midnight when he suddenly woke up and vaguely heard someone crying at the door. The voice sounded like a woman. Lao Wangtou asked twice who it was, but received no answer. The woman just cried loudly. Lao Wangtou turned on the light, put on his clothes, got out of bed and walked to the door. After thinking about it, he turned back, took the flashlight from the bedside, turned it on, turned around and opened the door.

It was dark outside and bitingly cold. The crying seemed to have disappeared, and everything was quiet. Lao Wangtou tugged on his collar with one hand and held up a flashlight with the other, shining towards the door, but saw no one.

"Who is it?" Lao Wangtou asked, but no one answered. Lao Wangtou looked around to make sure there was no one, muttered something, and was about to close the door when suddenly the sobbing started again. , very close to me, as if on the left. Lao Wangtou quickly retracted his hand and looked towards the left corner. Now he saw a woman huddled in the corner, lowering her head and sobbing.

"Hey." Lao Wangtou called her. The woman stopped crying and moved her body, but did not raise her head.

Lao Wangtou asked her: "Who are you? It's so late, why are you crying here?" The woman didn't say a word, still curled up there, with no intention of moving.

Lao Wangtou was about to walk over when suddenly there was a loud noise in the house. Lao Wangtou was trembling with fright. He turned around and looked into the house. Oh my god, the house was filled with smoke and cement scum was everywhere. , looking at the head of the bed, a large piece of thick cement board hit the pillow. If a person was lying on it, it would probably hit a plant if it didn't kill him.

This terrible rotten ceiling, Old Wangtou touched his head, and was very scared. If it weren’t for the woman, he might have already had sex on the bed, but that woman...Old Wangtou When I looked again, she was gone. It had only been less than half a minute, and it was so empty next to the reservoir. Even if she could fly, Lao Wangtou could see a shadow, but now, there was not even a ghost. Lao Wangtou suddenly thought of ghosts, and his scalp felt numb. That woman?

Lao Wang stayed up late at night, cleaning the house and wondering what was going on. After dawn, the house was tidied up, and Old Wangtou also figured it out. This woman was indeed a ghost, and she was the one that Old Wangtou fished out from the reservoir a few days ago. I bet she knew that this was a disaster in Old Wangtou's fate. I came here specifically to repay my kindness.

Lao Wangtou is also a kind and righteous person. If someone saves him, he should also go to worship them to show his gratitude. It would be disrespectful to come and go without reciprocating. So, Lao Wangtou came over. Funeral parlor, going to the woman's grave.

Big Mouth laughed after hearing this and said: "Old Wangtou, how can you be sure that the woman must be the one you caught?"

Old Wangtou Seriously: "Who else could it be besides her?"

Big Mouth wanted to say what if it was your wife, but then he thought it would be a bad joke, so he nodded and said, "Okay, that's right. For her, you don’t have to buy the paper money, I’ll just give you some. The woman is buried halfway up the mountain, and the one with the wooden sign is..."

Old Wang’s head was stooped, He squinted his eyes and looked in the direction pointed by Big Mouth, and nodded repeatedly.

After taking the sacrifice, Lao Wangtou limped up the mountain. Dazui and Master Wang stood still, watching Old Wangtou and his back rising and falling. Dazui said: "Master Wang, is it just a coincidence that you mentioned Old Wangtou? "——" Dazui said for a few seconds, then turned to Master Wang: "Is it really the woman in the reservoir?"

"Nine times out of ten," Master Wang thought with his hands behind his back. Half a minute to come to a conclusion.

So the two of them felt relieved. This was obviously a good ghost with love and righteousness. The two of them worked hard, covered in mud and sweat, and buried her regardless of compensation. They also set up a sign and burned incense. Even if her name was not written on the sign, it was not their fault. Even if the female ghost is dissatisfied with the brand, she is probably reasonable. She knows better and will not offend them.

Master Wang finally said: "She might want to repay us."

Dazui smiled mischievously and asked, "Is it possible, Master Wang, that you still miss her?" Devoting himself to repay his kindness, Master Wang didn't hear Dazui's joke, but saw Dazui petrified in an instant.

Master Wang said that when Big Mouth was about to say something, as soon as he opened his mouth, he froze, as if he had been suddenly tapped on an acupuncture point, motionless, with his mouth open, his eyes staring, and his expression blank. Stunned, he called Big Mouth a few times and got no response. He pushed Big Mouth a few times but still no response. Then he realized that Big Mouth might be possessed, so he pulled Big Mouth over and slapped Big Mouth's dark right face. Dark and red, Dazui let out an ouch and his soul returned. He looked at Master Wang speechless for a long time, and it took him a long time to hold back one sentence: "What happened?"

Dazui later told us At that time, he was just about to joke with Master Wang, but suddenly he was empty. His thoughts, consciousness, feelings... were all gone. In other words, he felt that he had been emptied out of his soul in an instant. Out of body, my mind goes blank.

"It felt like being suddenly hit by a thunderbolt. I felt nothing at all." Dazui told us while recalling.

The monkey squinted at Big Mouth and said, "You have never been struck by lightning. How do you know it feels like this."

Big Mouth was very unhappy and cursed: "Damn, this is a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor? Illiterate!" He still remembered that the monkey scolded him for being semi-illiterate, and he took advantage of every opportunity to get revenge.

When Big Mouth gets angry, Monkey immediately becomes excited, and he likes to argue with Big Mouth. Once the two start arguing, there will be no end to it. They can still be reasonable at first, but the argument lasts less than five minutes. , it will turn into a vicious personal attack, and then escalate into a violent conflict that makes me excited. Generally speaking, the monkeys have an overwhelming advantage in the first half of the verbal fight, but once it develops into an armed conflict, the big mouth begins to turn over and sing.

Unfortunately, the quarrel between the two people did not escalate into the armed conflict I expected. After a few words of quarrel, the two felt bored and stopped at the same time. Big Mouth lit a cigarette, and Monkey crossed one of his legs.

"I think, Dazui, you'd better be careful about what you say and do these days." Monkey said seriously.

Dazui narrowed his eyes, took a puff of cigarette and said to himself: "This female ghost is not so fierce, right?"

"Female ghosts are more vicious than male ghosts." The monkey said, took the lighter from the table, hit it twice, and the flame flickered and then went out.

"Fanzi, what do you think?" Big Mouth turned to me and asked.

"I can't say." I said, "But the monkey is right, it's better to be careful. You may have been possessed by evil spirits this time, which means you have a bad mouth."

< p>Dazui subconsciously touched his mouth and said, "But I haven't said it yet. She doesn't even know what we are thinking. Is this okay?"

"It's not us. , it's you." Monkey corrected him.

"It's the same, why don't you try it, just think about it without saying anything, just think about her and see what kind of reaction there will be." Big Mouth looked at me and Monkey and said, his eyes flashing Shining, with a face full of expectation and a sincere expression, Monkey and I were embarrassed to reject him directly, so we could only talk about him left and right.

"Monkey, are you hungry?" I looked out the window and said.

"It seems a little bit heavy." The monkey said, touching his belly and smacking his mouth exaggeratedly.

"Then let's go eat."

"Let's go."

Monkey and I put our hands in our trouser pockets and walked slowly past Big Mouth. I deliberately didn't look at him. Big Mouth was very unhappy at being ignored. He spat at the handsome backs of me and Monkey. Monkey happened to feel a fart sensation and stuck his butt out. He lost no time in giving Big Mouth a loud fart in return.

"It's a pity, the sound is quite loud, but it doesn't stink, and it's cheap." After farting, the monkey told me that he was very sorry.

It is the season of spring, the sky is blue, the mountains are green, the air is sweet, and the monkeys' spring heart is rippling. Since Zhang Xiaojing, Monkey has never had a human heart. We all know that Monkey is very dedicated, so whenever we have a chance, we will chat about Zhang Xiaojing in front of Monkey to prevent him from accidentally forgetting her and then falling in love with her. Once the monkey falls in love with another person, we will be very disappointed, because then we will lose a topic for entertainment. We are truly good brothers, and most of our happiness comes from each other's unhappiness. Guo Wei has always thought that we are very wicked, and we all agree with her statement. She is a woman and does not understand the friendship between us men. God knows how much we love monkeys. We simply love him more than his father.

However, the monkey is very reluctant to hear any more news about Zhang Xiaojing from our mouths. Whenever we mention Zhang Xiaojing on purpose, he will find reasons to walk away, sometimes to poop, sometimes to buy something. Sometimes, if the cigarette cannot escape, he will pretend to sleep. In order to show that he is really asleep, he will snore, but this does not affect us at all to continue Zhang Xiaojing's topic. We all know that monkeys are really sleeping. When sleeping, he will grind his teeth, fart, and drool, but he will not snore.

These all show that Monkey's love for Zhang Xiaojing is still lingering, so on this Qingming Festival, Monkey met Zhang Xiaojing in the funeral home who was about to go to the back mountain to pay homage to her grandfather, and her heart suddenly soared. Before that, Monkey had not seen Zhang Xiaojing for more than half a year, so when Zhang Xiaojing found Monkey standing in the corridor and smiled at him, Monkey was so excited that he almost fainted.

"Hey! Is that Zhang Xiaojing?" Dazui came out of the office and saw Zhang Xiaojing and her mother walking towards the back hill.

"Yes." The monkey responded. As soon as the big mouth appeared, the monkey came back to his senses, with a serious expression and a calm tone.

"Didn't you talk to her?" Da Zui deliberately lowered his voice with a strange smile on his face.

"What's there to talk about?" Monkey said. Seeing that Zhang Xiaojing's back had disappeared, Monkey turned around and planned to enter the office.

"Monkey." Big Mouth called the monkey.

"What are you doing?"

"Look." Big Mouth raised his neck and squinted at the sky. The sky was blue, with a few strands of clouds and a big sun, "This year The weather was weird during the Qingming Festival, it never rained."

"Huh?" Monkey thought Dazui was going to continue chatting with him about Zhang Xiaojing, but Dazui changed his topic to the weather.

"There are many people going to the grave today. If they burn this or that, it will be bad if it gets burned." Big Mouth frowned and looked at the mountain behind and said to himself, the monkey was a little bit troubled by him. I'm confused, I can't figure out what Big Mouth is planning. What does forest protection and fire prevention have to do with him?

"Why does it burn in spring?" the monkey muttered.

"Who can tell this accurately? Monkey, how about we go up the mountain?"

"Go up the mountain?" The monkey was stunned, and opened his mouth to say that he was too lazy to go, but the words came to his mouth. Bian suddenly realized that Zhang Xiaojing was on the mountain. When he went up the mountain, there was Dazui beside him. He might be able to chat with her for a few words, so he changed his words: "Okay, if you are really worried, let's go for a walk." After the monkey said , Big Mouth smiles. The monkey turns a blind eye to Big Mouth's meaningful smile, and hums a ditty to show that he is magnanimous in his heart.

When going up the mountain, Big Mouth walked slowly and slowly, so much so that the monkey had to stop and wait for him after only a few steps.

"I said, can't you go a little faster?" The monkey couldn't stand the snail speed of Big Mouth and couldn't help but urge him.

"Don't be in a hurry." Dazui said slowly and walked slowly, "Don't be in a hurry and ignore the scenery along the way." After saying that, Dazui simply stopped and put his hands in Waist, belly straight out, with an expression of infinitely beautiful scenery.

"Damn!" The monkey almost passed over. Looking around, there were tombs and fortresses. No one except dead ghosts and lunatics would think the scenery here was good.

"Look here...here, look over there..." Big Mouth pointed, as if he was a tourist in the tomb. The monkey didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He knew that Big Mouth was playing a trick on him, and was about to say hello. Dazui's ancestor suddenly became quiet and stared straight ahead somewhere. The monkey followed Dazui's line of sight and saw a lonely wooden sign standing about twenty meters above the mountain road. , this is the grave of the female corpse in the reservoir.

The novel is not on the shelves yet, and the number of words in the answer is limited, so I can only stop here. . .