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A rude remark.

1. The reason why my skin is so dark is that I don't want to live in vain like you.

2, too lazy to explain, it is meaningless to be a good person, not to live purely, at least to live cleanly.

3. Your new love is someone else's whore.

Although you are dressed dangerously, you look safe.

With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be embarrassed.

When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

7, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense.

8. Don't cheat women, because all the women you can cheat are women who love you. If they don't love you, all your tricks are left by women.

It's a pity that you shouldn't be a cook. You shook the jar too much.

10, I don't care how big your circle is or how wide your contacts are. Please speak well in front of me and say what I can understand.

1 1, you know how to scare people with your face at a young age.

12, when God injected wisdom into mankind, your boy probably went to the toilet!

13, if you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

14, hate me, it's okay, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

15, look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

16 but gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.

17, you are a descendant of Archimedes, and all you know is clubbing.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

19, you have to give me some color to see see, and I will let you know why the flowers are so red.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

2 1, good temper is made, bad habits are used, and love to pick things up is idle.

22. There are always people who don't like me. What can you do, please me in every way, or kill people.

23, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

24, people have a harvest day, people are stupid and hopeless!

25. Has your IQ reached the level of prenatal education?

26, people, less commitment, more practical. Don't talk, talk behind your back.

27. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

28. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Who are you? You deserve it too!

29. Where did the pheasant come from?

30, good-looking people have youth, you only have acne!

3 1, don't think too much about me, I can cry and say I love you, or I can stab you to death with a smile.

32. Although you wear that high-grade perfume, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

33. You can't be Mai Shiranui's brother. You are ungrateful.

34, your IQ can break through your height limit, a little higher?

35. I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to look at you at all!

Go and be an actor. I think you are good at acting.

37. Yes, I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You're shaking too much.

39. You grew up in a temple, so monks no longer kill.

I can't control my temper well. My heart is not so big that I can't take care of everyone's feelings.

4 1, don't think so much about yourself, no matter how powerful perfume is, you can't make a leek box.

42. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Drink my enthusiasm as water, and you will burn to death one day.

44. In the circle of numbers and letters, you are below one person and above ten thousand people.

45. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

46. There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be corrected, and bad hearts cannot be ruled by law.

47. Let's take time to eat fish together. You are very picky.

48. If I am a genius, then you are a genius. Only two.

49. You are good at cooking, aren't you? I think you are good at grooming.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

5 1, I thought you were a flower on a cliff, but later I realized that you were just scum in a sea of people.

52. It is my ability to retreat from difficulties. I need you to tell me what to do. Don't touch what you can't touch, and don't mess with people who can't mess with me.

53. I am not afraid of opponents like gods, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs.

54. Everyone has a guilty conscience, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

55. Seeing that you have no quality, your education is prenatal education, right?

56. I am a courier When I say you are an event, you are an event.

57. I'd rather wear muscle armor all my life than walk around with fat.

If you leave, don't come back. All you can leave is garbage and a changed dog.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

60. Don't look back to see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

6 1, sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.

62. I am very happy to see people who are not pleasing to the eye and add trouble to your hearts.

63. I thought you were a flower, but later I realized that you were scum in a sea of people.

64. I never hold grudges. Usually I take revenge on the spot.

It's a pity that you don't work as a cook. What an asshole.

66. I am sensitive and fragile, and it is difficult to deal with people.

67. You are too good at arguing. Come with me to work at the construction site.

68. Do you have long hair just to make yourself look taller?

I have been in contact with you for a long time, and I like dogs more and more.

70. Don't think you are Zhuge Liang, you are just a cobbler!

7 1. Did you buy your confidence in Taobao?

72, nothing to be attentive, not rape or theft; There is nothing to make a fuss about, either upset or crazy.

73. Don't think with your dull mind. Your brain is too small to move!

74. Don't you think I speak loudly? Don't you know that barking is for dogs?

75. It is not poverty that inhibits my imagination, but your temperament does not match.

76. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

77. Why should I keep you if I have the wrong person? Now that we have broken up, why do you still want to see me? Sorry, there is no shortage of dogs in life.

78. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

79. Don't ask me who I am. If I am not bad, I am a good person.

80. Can your play be as little as your money?

8 1, you look so strange. Is it a genetic mutation?

82. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, so it's just right for you to go.

84. Can a girl like me have no weight to hold down her beauty?

85. Why don't you cheer up and soar in Wan Li?

Don't judge me. What you see is exactly what I chose to show you.