A collection of cold jokes and brain teasers

1, a person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage. If someone wants to carry three things to the other side of the river, which two should he send first? Answer:

Send dogs and cabbage first.

2, who likes others to call it roll answer:

People in prison

3. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer:

Exercise hard.

4. Why do people like to climb up? Answer:

Because people are monkeys.

5. How did the elephant's long nose grow? Answer:

At birth.

6. A ship can carry up to 50 people. Now there are 49 people sitting, and another one comes, but the ship sinks. Why? Answer:

Because it is a submarine.

There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which should I order first? Answer:

match

8. The elephant in the zoo died. Why are the guards crying their eyes out? Answer:

Because he thought of digging such a big hole, he might be exhausted.

9. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? Answer:

They've all become people.

10, Xiao Ming keeps talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer:

Because he went abroad.

1 1. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer:

How else to wear it?

12, Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer:

The teacher didn't see it

13. Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? Answer:

Cricket nickname.

14. What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer:

cuttlefish

15, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung and found only six footprints on the ground. Why? Answer:

Cow dung stinks, and my feet hold my nose.

16. Why do geese fly south? Answer:

If you think you are walking too slowly, fly.

17. One bridge can only bear 70kg. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He wants to cross the bridge with two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms each. He took them off the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer:

Throw one ball, and then throw it when the other ball is about to fall.

18, Dad usually washes the dishes when eating. Why doesn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer:

I had dinner in a restaurant today.

19, there are caterpillars crossing the river, but there is no bridge ahead. Ask how it got there.

Turn into a butterfly and fly over.

20. What animal did you kill but shed blood? Answer:

mosquito