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If you care about men drinking less.

1, for your kidney, for your stomach, for you to have a healthier heart and lung, for the health and beauty of your family, drink once less.

I am happy because of you. Go out to drink less.

3, wine is lovely, friendship is more expensive. If it is for health reasons, these two can be thrown away for the time being. Don't wait for a healthy run, regret is nowhere to be found.

Husband, if drinking hurts your health, please spare your poor stomach and drink less!

5. Good health and happiness. Go out to drink less.

6, drinking too much wine not only hurts the body, hurts the stomach, but also hurts!

7, husband, you have worked hard, drink less wine and pay attention to your health.

8. It is said that drinking has a thousand cups of conscience. Who did you meet when you were in trouble? If you are not down and out, you will be drunk. Don't forget that you have a wife at home and look forward to your return.

Please take care of yourself, drink less, exercise more and take more rest for me.

10, drinking too much will damage the liver and the whole family, old and young, will suffer. I might as well advise you to give up drinking and get along well with your husband and wife.

1 1, wine, color, wealth, charm, if you can jump out of the wall, you are immortal.

12, I have you in this life, thank goodness, and go out to drink less.

13, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, stand up if you can't reach it, someone respects, plays tricks, can't eat, come back!

14, drinking less is not only good for your health, but also important for people who care about you!

15, I have you in this life and hope to fly! Go out to drink less.

16, fuck, fuck, fuck, you know how to fuck, what about the liver? Honey, don't tell me when you come back. The liver wants me to touch it and hit you.

17, neon, not as attractive as you, and Qian Qian is definitely a man, so why don't you stay with me?

18, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and run if I can't.

19, drinking too much will make you drunk. Let's have soup, which is nutritious and warm.

20, drink a little, you are old and young, no one says you are not good.