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The monitor made the class quiet with humor
1. Students, please be quiet. According to our reliable information, the head teacher will arrive on the battlefield in one minute.
2. Don’t wake up your sleeping classmates. After all, this is the result of their staying up late yesterday.
3. I guess the principal can also hear the voices of our class. I don’t know whether I should say that the principal’s ears are better, or that you have better energy.
4. The decibel level of your voice has not decreased by one point. I guess the teacher may let you have less homework.
5. Do you think you don’t have enough homework? There is still time to shout so loudly.
6. Be quiet, your squad leader, I have a bad heart.
7. Are you so loud in the hope that the teacher will use your homework to reduce your energy?
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