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How to translate this joke in authentic English?

Four mice are talking a lot. ...

Don't you know that the candy I eat every day is rat poison?

Oh, if I don't touch the mousetrap for a day, I will itch!

C: Well, unless I go shopping several times a day, I don't think it's realistic.

My friends, I'm sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. Look, I have to go home and hug my cat ~!