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A young man and a woman were sitting together in love, and suddenly the woman wanted to fart, but ... how could this occasion be ... So the woman thought of a way and said to the man, "Hey, did you hear the cuckoo?" The man inexplicably said, "I haven't heard of it." The woman immediately said, "I'll learn from you, that's-cloth ~ ~ ~ ~ valley ~ ~" She farted while shouting, trying to cover up the fart with a cry.

Later, the woman felt much more comfortable and asked the man, "What's the matter? Do you know the cuckoo's cry? " The man blushed and said awkwardly, "Sorry, I didn't hear …" "Huh? Why? "

"Because ... because your fart is too big, so I can't hear your cooing ..."