Humorous jokes on April Fool's Day

Humorous jokes on April Fool's Day, also known as April Fool's Day and Humor Festival, as the name implies, refer to the festival that fools people. This festival is spread from western countries, and the time is April 1 every year. Here are some humorous jokes on April Fool's Day.

April fool's joke 1 1, April fool's day. He: "I love you." She: "I don't love you." He: "Your jokes are really funny" She: "Yours is really funny".

2. In fact, February 14 is April Fool's Day and April 1 is Valentine's Day. /kloc-In February of 0/4, how many people lied to others with sweet words?/kloc-In April of 0/4, how many men and women spoke their minds under the pretext of joking.

The best trick of April Fool's Day is to set the screenshot of his computer desktop as the desktop when colleagues or classmates leave. Then move all the files on the desktop to a folder on disk, so that the desktop looks the same as usual. Trick effect: click the mouse crazily when the other party comes back. But there is no response, turn it off and on, the problem continues, and then it will definitely go crazy.

4. On an April Fool's night in the university, all the dormitory members took their ID cards to the street and walked for seven blocks, finally finding the patrol police. Face to face, about 30 meters away from the police, they shouted "Run", and then the police saw us running and chased us. I ran at a speed of 100 meters for 15 minutes, but I couldn't run any longer and was caught. The police asked us why we ran, and we said that the dormitory had 20 minutes to lock the door. If we don't run, we can't go back.

In the morning, the leader called me to the office and told me to pack my things and go to Nanjing to attend the commendation meeting. Now I am on the bus to Nanjing, and I receive a short message from the leader, "Happy April Fool's Day!" " I ...

6. On April Fool's Day, the leader of our unit received a short message, saying which restaurant to drink in the evening. When we got there at night, we found a table full of people, but the guests didn't come. We didn't know it was April Fool's Day until we called. As a result, everyone ate a table except the guests. But April Fool's Day can't afford to hurt!

7. On April Fool's Day, my classmate changed the number of the girl I like on my mobile phone to his … and then sent me a text message saying that he wanted to talk to me about the object … I was so excited about class that I ran to the playground for a long time … and then I went to the girls' class to find a girl, and I came back humiliated … How to say, I made friends carelessly …

8. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat and shit.

9. Call you an idiot, you still know how to read, call you an idiot, you still know how to be angry, call you an idiot, you still know how to reply to text messages, call you a log, and you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, those who go home from work are poor ghosts, those who go home at 9 o'clock are alcoholics, 1 1 those who go home are lechers, those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, and those who don't go home are wild ghosts!

1 1. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, too, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was startled and muttered, What a coincidence!

12, Ma Jun, it has four legs, the sea, it is full of water, the fool who looks at the mobile phone, he is grinning!

13, did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How could this happen! Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain-you damn onion!

14, everyone praises you for being handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

15, Friar Sand said I had a change of 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear, and this is how the sea is formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, this is the last message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

19, you are over 20, there are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove how great human beings are. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

20. You look very abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

2 1, in the cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and impressive diving in the pool! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

22. A friend I haven't contacted for a long time called me and chatted for a while.

I asked him, "Why did you call me suddenly?"

He said, "I missed you when I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day."

I'm speechless at once!

23. After the Qingming Festival, you will have money.

Just now I said to my dormitory classmates, "I will have money after Qingming!" " "

The dormitory was quiet in an instant, and I don't know why for a long time. ...

I hate Japanese very much.

I saw someone on the forum today saying that he hated the Japanese because his grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was five years old.

I want to tell him that your grandfather died at the age of five. Did you download it online?

April Fool's Humorous Jokes 2 April Fool's Humorous Jokes (1)

1, the owner fell on the side of the road in a car accident, and the loving pet dog stood by to protect the owner from outsiders, and finally died after delaying the treatment time.

The stupidest thing in the world is not finding your beloved motorcycle after work, quarreling with the company security guard and calling the police. When I watched it with the police uncle, I remembered that I didn't ride a bike today. . .

3. Buy accident insurance for my wife. Now my wife is pregnant unexpectedly, why not lose money? . . .

I used a little trick to double my chances of winning the lottery-buy two lottery tickets!

A female classmate rushed into the classroom when the bell rang, sat down and panted to me: I'll go, I got up late today, my father came on my motorcycle, and I'm going to be late!

April Fool's Humorous Jokes (2)

1. I went to buy apples today. By the way, I asked the boss if the apple was sweet. The boss said confidently that if it's not sweet, you don't want money. I joked that the boss was generous.

So the boss calmly' picked up some rotten apples next to me and put them away, saying, son, if you have difficulties at home, come to your uncle if you want to eat fruit . .

Xiaomei will be late for work. Just as a taxi came out of the community, she rushed up and saw a schoolbag sitting inside.

Xiaomei said, "Little brother, my sister will be late for work. Do you want her to take this garage? "

The student said, "I'm going to be late for school, too."

Xiaomei shouted to the driver, "I'll pay 50 yuan, you send me first!" " "

Primary school students also shouted: "I'm out 100, send me first!" " "

Xiaomei shouted again: "I'll pay 200 yuan, you send me first!" " "

The student said quietly, "You won. Dad, you send her first! "

I opened a room with my girlfriend. Just as I was passionate, there was a knock at the door. The girlfriend stopped and asked, "Who, what's wrong?"

"Hello, guest officer, I am the owner of the hotel. I want to remind you that your posture is easy to get pregnant. I just kindly remind you to continue! "

Girlfriend: "Oh, thank you!"

So I changed my position and continued. . .

Something seems to be wrong. . .

April Fool's Humorous Jokes (3)

1, there is something like a light on the left and a light on the right, just like a light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? This is a broken electric light.

2. Women should not think that they can stop reading if they study well, and men should not think that they can grow ugly if they study well.

3. I want to make a download software called ear. Because lightning is inaudible.

4, children, stupid people can not be resurrected.

6. I treat you to a big meal today. Do come. These dishes are specially ordered for you. They suit your characteristics and tastes. There is a wolf's heart, a dog's lung, a pig's head and a donkey's face. How's it going? I love it!

7. Use a block printing machine. Make money quickly

8. I have become an immortal. If I want this immortal to appear, I have to send cigarettes.

9. My strengths: Dare to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: knowing mistakes and not changing them.

10, I am a proud person, I save plastics for the country.

April fool's joke 3 1. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

If it is Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year. If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!

The wind is soft and warm, the flowers are colorful, the spoony white clouds are accompanied by the blue sky, the happy green willows are on both sides, and the warm greetings are sent to the mental hospital. April Fool's Day is coming, have a nice day!

4. Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

5, life "hundred flavors": the biggest pain is obsession; The biggest humiliation is jealousy; The greatest danger is greed; The biggest worry is fame and fortune; The biggest gain is experience; The greatest wealth is knowledge; The greatest comfort is friendship; The greatest pleasure is innovation; The greatest good deed is dedication; The greatest stupidity is self-deception. May your life be happy and casual!

6. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!

7. I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

9. A Lama came from the south with a broken eye weighing five kilograms in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five kilograms of broken eyes for horns nailed to his northern waist. Dumb people with broken horns don't want to exchange their broken eyes with their horns, so they are anxious when it comes to broken eyes. He picked up a broken eye weighing five kilograms, hit a broken-eyed mute and a broken-eyed horn.

10, it will rain, people will get old, and Grandpa God can't control it. I will take you seriously and treat you as a treasure. Come on! Stop climbing trees, it's not good for people to see your red ass. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

12, I don't quite understand what you mean. If I knew what you meant, I wouldn't ask you if you knew what you meant. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

13, hey, when you see the news, take 1 million immediately, go to the back hill alone, or we will kill the ticket, remember not to call the police, remember not to get angry, haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

14, notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are the little black pig in Africa. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, look what you are doing.

16. If you receive this message, happiness belongs to you. Forward this message and a happy concert will follow you; Save this message and wish you good luck chasing you; I don't blame you for deleting this message, but I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

17, which is real gold, is never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; He's an idiot, still staring at text messages.

18, if I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

19, there was a long queue at the gate of wc. You can't hold it any longer. Say to the person in front: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me move forward? The man clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: at least you can talk!

20, Tang Bohu points Qiuxiang: Madam, the villain lives on the edge of Suzhou, and the home is organically connected to broadband, which is endless. Who knows that giant panda, it is arrogant and heartless, occupying resources beyond the law, disabling my software and destroying my film. Rising and I turned against each other, but we were beaten by its three fragrances. I struggled with drug tyrants, but it got me into a computer company, reinstalled it a hundred times, and finally spent all my grievances.