Brainstorming jokes have answers.

Brainstorming can be expressed in concise and accurate language according to the characteristics of things, so although it is only a few short sentences, it contains rich content, and each word contains some subtext. The following is a complete set of brain teasers provided by me for your reference.

Brainstorming encyclopedia (20 17 latest edition) 1. Xiaojie found a wallet outside the classroom. Why didn't he give it to the teacher? Answer: It's my own.

2. Is there any way to prove that time flies? Answer: Throw the watch out.

3. Why didn't my mother feed my brother for several months, but my brother grew up healthily? Why? Answer: It's in my mother's belly.

Why doesn't Xiao Wang spend a penny on his wife? Answer: Dream of getting married.

5. In the Journey to the West series, who suffers the most and who is smart? Answer: screenwriter

6. What's the best thing not to ask when you meet a friend in the toilet? Answer: Have you eaten?

7. Who will be wrapped in a fur coat on a hot summer day? Answer: model.

8. Under what circumstances will the hand and mouth keep moving? Answer: Can't swim, jump into the water.

9. Everyone is afraid of getting wet when it rains, but everyone likes to get wet when it rains. Why? Answer: shower

10. When losing weight, which part is the easiest to lose weight? Answer: wallet

Brainstorm jokes (20 17 classic edition) 1. Wang Datou kept shouting: Hurry up, I'm going to be late for class. But why didn't he act? Answer: dreaming

Someone bought a car and sold it at a higher price two years later. Why? Answer: An antique car.

I often met a girl, fell in love with her at first sight, and learned that she had no boyfriend. Why are you still moping? Answer: The girl is married.

Xiaoming ate red bean dumplings at work. The manager looked at it and said angrily, "Too idle?" Xiao Ming answered a sentence that almost made the manager faint. Answer: No, it's sweet.

The old lady is not terminally ill. Why did the doctor say there was no cure for her? Answer: I have no money to buy medicine.

6. Does the rooster wake the sun or does the sun wake the rooster every morning? Answer: No, it's time to wake them up.

7. Who can make monsters all over the world run around at the same time? Answer: solar energy.

8. Why is there no sun in the clear sky? Answer: Of course there is no sun at night.

9. When to wear shoes before socks Answer: Step on a nail, wear shoes before socks.

10. Who is asleep is the most difficult answer to wake up: people who pretend to sleep.

Tadpoles have no tails and become frogs. If a monkey has no tail, what is it? Answer: Still a monkey.

12. Whose brain remembers the most? Answer: Computer.

13. A talkative person, why can't he talk just by smiling at you? Answer: He is in the photo.

14. One person will do anything he tells you to raise your head or lower your head. Who is this man? Answer: barber

15. Apart from fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully? Answer: Bullshit

16. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will look at first? Answer: nothing.

17. What is a mother-in-law perm? Answer: Silver coil.

18. Wearing a black hat, the body is like a pillar, and it will be bright when touched! Guess what this is? Answer: matches

19. Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell who is the winner after guessing for two days? Answer: The poor two guys can only produce scissors.

All three children bought the same pair of shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: I just bought shoes and haven't worn them yet.

Encyclopedia of Brainstorming Jokes (20 17 popular edition) 1. Lao Wu, who sells newspapers today, earns only a few cents for selling a newspaper. Why? Answer: He sells old newspapers.

2. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Fight with each other and stop dreaming.

Grandpa is familiar with the art of war, but he knows nothing about the past. Every time I play chess with my grandson, he loses. What tactics does grandpa use? A: The soldiers will block.

4. What is the name of the painter's apprentice? Answer: goat.

5. Who is the person who appears most frequently on Nanjing Road? A: China people.

6. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? A: The living cannot be buried.

7. The speed of the motorcycle is kilometers per hour, heading north. There is an easterly wind with a speed of100km. Which direction does the motorcycle smoke blow? Answer: The tram has no smoke.

8. There is a word that we have mispronounced since childhood. What is this? Answer: Wrong.

9. There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? A: Go to a mental hospital.

10. Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend and sends seven letters every day, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: There are seven girlfriends.

1 1. Turn on the hot bed, touch your legs, break your legs, and put them on your eyes (a daily necessities) Answer: glasses.

12. Johns stop whoring (historical language) Answer: boycott Japanese goods.

13. There are hairs on the top and hairs on the bottom. At night, I will have a hair-to-hair answer: eyes.

What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. Answer: diamonds

15. Where is the trouble? Answer: pharmacy

16. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

18. Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

19. When were you more sure that you were from China? A: During the foreign language examination.