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What do you mean, stolen goods?

Question 1: What does Wuhan dialect mean? Potatoes, such as sweet potatoes, are called "red sweet potatoes".

People are stupid or not.

In some cases, it means closeness. For example, between husband and wife, between relatives and lovers, it is said that the other party is "stubborn".

In order to feed their children well, they take "sweet" and "sweet goods" as their baby's names. This situation is rare now, but it was more common in the last century.

Question 2: What does it mean to say that a person is "stubborn"? It means that a person is stupid and martial arts can be said to be "stubborn";

Commodities.-commodities.

Add them together and it's easy to understand! ~

But sometimes it is also used for intimate jokes between close friends and relatives. For example, this child is choking on a bad product!

Now there are very few people in Wuhan who use it to swear.

Question 3: What do you mean by carrying an uncle? It was a long time ago to carry my uncle.

Uncle, that is, mother's uncle. Calling a stranger's uncle is derogatory, indicating that the person being called is such as a fool, an idiot, doing something unsatisfactory, etc.

What are you going to do with your uncle's back? Put him to death to vent his hatred.

Question 4: What does "spoon goods" mean? It should be said that "spoon goods" means a fool, depending on who told you. If you are close, you are cute. If you are an ordinary person, you are stupid.

Question 5: What do you mean by going behind my uncle's back? Uncle, that is, mother's uncle. Calling a stranger's uncle is derogatory, indicating that the person being called is such as a fool, an idiot, doing something unsatisfactory, etc. What are you going to do with your uncle's back? Put him to death to vent his hatred.

Question 6: What does it mean to be naked in Jingzhou? They are not black (this is not scary).

There are few melons and willows (beautiful in appearance, but actually a fool)

Book handle (who loves beautiful and coquettish girls)

Good boy (good boy)

You are in Nepal, aren't you? (You are lying ..)

You are pretending to be crazy (you are talking nonsense)

I'm blind (nonsense, nonsense)

Wrong white old man (liar)

Evil is over (doing things without tricks, but turning back)

Two yellow and eight hanging (a person who acts very presumptuously and knows nothing)

You are good at walking, aren't you (you are good at this)

Seize the treasure urgently (a little presumptuous)

The pipe is broken, ie the brain is not working well.

Angry in a violent way (very stupid)

Japan's decision (libel)

Don't beg (no way)

Control (playing tricks on people, deceiving people)

What are you doing? What do you mean to me? )

I'll kill you in front of the grave.

Violence (meaning idiot)

Cheap goods (a very stupid person)

Pride (causing trouble)

Hairiness (problem, abnormal)

Fishing Hazi (repair)

What the hell? What are you doing? )

By the door (of course, of course)

A humble old man (a very humble person)

Just! (I'm afraid)

Don't know what to do? )

Create a drop of energy flow! (doing it very hard)

Injured (poor child)

You have a problem, right? Are you a little innocent? )

* * Are you bored? Oh (swearing)

Oblique fat (annoying meaning)

Huang Er (unreasonable, a little stupid)

You can't say it (you say something else, I'm too lazy to tell you)

Handle (meaning head)

Kidnapper (meaning big brother)

I jumped (on purpose)

Old terrier (a little girl is usually called an old man)

The relationship is quite stubborn (iron brothers or friends refer to the relationship of 10 years or more)

You are mean (you are stingy)

Black area? The arch of the foot drops (dark, unable to see clearly)

I want to wash the sauce for seven meals (I want to add some vegetable soup to my rice)

Make a fuss (do things too seriously)

Knock on your head (knock on your head)

I'm worried (I don't know what to do)

Divide you to death (the person who wants to hit you)

Playing marbles (playing glass balls when I was a child))

Complete evil (doing or talking, without any proper limit, regardless of others)

Young man, you look like that now, Lalie.

You want to know how you screwed up in the column (how you did stupid things here)

Lengga has a good temper (did you win at cards today? )

Toe: fist

Tintin: Dragonflies.

Secret catcher: an insect, which seems to be similar to a locust.

Oil roar: cockroach

Intestine: earthworm

You are crooked: you are bad.

Mao Si: The toilet.

Chili: Fried Chili, a kind of food in Shashi, is very delicious.

Shoppers: rubbish

Seven Miles and Eight Miles: East lassila

Wanderer: a gangster

Eight o'clock in the morning, eight o'clock in the morning: early.

Bitch climber: naughty

Man-hyun: It's rude.

Suffer from karma: pity

Ride high: fall.

Awakened: refers to a useless, not so good person.

Sleepy: sleepy and sleepy.

Quite relaxed: very idle.

Cheap third master: anti-bone

Horse workers' black area: describe a person as black.

Black leaves have no autumn: ditto.

Zhuo Ma: Just like pride.

Feet: feet

What the fuck is going on? Why?

(Second voice) Son: Child.

Return the child: shoes

Xiangxiang: facial skin care products.

Drop by drop, drop by drop: a little

Numbness: operating a motorcycle

Why: Idiot.

Demon Chicken: golden phoenix standing at the East Gate.

Duck bazi: Little duck

Kyle: Frogs.

Wrong turn: things are screwed up.

Old bazi: an old woman

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