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What does Liuxiahui mean?

Please tell me the story of Liu Xiahui. This is an allusion. It is said that in ancient times, there was a Miss Liu Xiahui who stayed overnight. Unfortunately, the room was full of people, so there was no choice, so Miss Liu had to beg, brother, can I sit on your lap? The elder brother said, yes, you can, but you are not allowed to move. Therefore, Miss Liu did not move until dawn. Later, people used the idiom "sitting in peace without causing trouble" to tell people not to cause trouble to others when asking for help.

Are you mistaken? How could this happen? Liu Xiahui is a man. He went out one day and spent the night at a friend's house. After a while, the host brought a woman and said that she also wanted to spend the night here, but There was no place and I wanted you to sleep together. Liu Xiahui held this woman and slept all night without doing anything. Later, the name Liu Xiahui was given to such a person who was stable in his emotions.

, but there was no place, and I hoped to sleep with you, so Liu Xiahui hugged her sister and fell asleep. As a result, her sister was bored at night, so Liu Xiahui told her a joke. When the story reached its climax, the master came in and interrupted them. It was said that there was an empty bed again, so both of them were very unhappy. Later, he compared this behavior to the unpleasant situation of being interrupted all the time when telling a joke.

Wrong, it should be like this:

Speaking of the Warring States Period, the Qin State There was a pair of handsome men and beautiful women who were childhood sweethearts, but King Yingzheng of Qin fell in love with this sister and issued an imperial edict to make her his concubine. The handsome man and beautiful woman decided to elope for love, so they met one night to go to the countryside under a willow tree, and they met there. In order to commemorate this period, Pure love, later lovers set their first date under the willow tree, namely Liuxiahui.

How come I have heard his story like this? It is said that a man went to a friend's house far away. There were no telephones in those days, so he went there without consulting the host. When he got there, he found that two girls from Xinjiang were also there. He said that I'd better go home directly. The master advised him: He came all the way, so he should stay for two days. He said: I really want to live there, but if I stay, extramarital affairs will happen, and I will make mistakes if I stay, so I'd better leave. Later, people called him Liu Xiahui in memory of his "stay and see..." way of thinking for a rainy day.

It's like this: A long time ago, when there were no names like today, there was a man in a certain tribe named Liu, and a woman in another tribe named Hui. The two tribes were feuding and fought for years; later, people gradually became disgusted with war and began to advocate peace. In order to show their sincerity, the two tribes proposed "marriage". So ssgg Liu from tribe A and ppmm Hui from tribe B were selected respectively. ......... (100 words omitted here) On the day of entering the bridal chamber, spies from both tribes went to the bridal chamber to peep in order to hear news about peace. They all thought they would see Hui Liushang. But what surprised them was that what caught their eyes was "Yagishita Huishang". So the word "Liuxiahui" spread and became a good talk. Later people called these people who made outstanding contributions and dared to explore new technologies "Liuxia Hui".

You are mistaken, this allusion comes from:

In the past, Wu and Yue fought, and the country of Yue was defeated. So King Gou Jian of Yue decided to use a beauty trap to deal with King Wu Fu Chai.

He prepared two beauties, one Xi Shi and one Ah Hui, and let Gou Jian decide which one to send.

Gou Jian glanced at the two of them and said three words: "Keep Hui and send Xi Tzu."

This story tells us that we must be selfish in life, and the most PP girl Keep it for yourself, and give it to others if it is slightly worse.

Some people also use "Liu Hui" to praise her sister for being very good, surpassing Xi Shi...

In fact, Liu Xiahui said that when a woman sits in a man's arms, the man Not messy.

(That is, "sitting in peace") But now people often use it to accuse men of impotence)