Ask a few cramp jokes, hehe

In the subway, a man found a pickpocket reaching for his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you are late!" " ! Although I got paid today, my wife started much faster than you! "

love letter

The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you very much, and I am willing to go through fire and water for you." I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday.

Unreasonable complaint

Two people eat together, only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other flew into a rage. "How inappropriate!" He complained. "What's the matter?" Asked the other. "You ate the big one, but I wouldn't do it if I were you." "What will happen to you?" "Of course I eat the small one first." "Well, what are you complaining about? Isn't that little fish still there? "