Funny talk about killing mosquitoes, talk about classics.

1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! ! 2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

10, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

1 1, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, this is the trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in these two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

18, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

19, a stormy night, all major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

20. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

2 1, mg, after three days, mosquito bites became more and more cheerful. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

22, time flies, beginning of autumn, feeling a little cold. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

23. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

24. I am tall, 6 meters high. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

25. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask with bitterness: Are you the rescuer sent by the monkey?

26. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

27. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

28. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

29. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

30. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washing it outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

Funny, talking about classics

1, don't always scold others for their abnormal brains, because the premise of abnormal brains is that they must have brains.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

After n years, I will wear the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the person I love most.

Even if the pain is silent, I can naturally smile brightly.

5. Kung Fu comes from China and Panda comes from China, but Kung Fu Panda comes from the United States.

Conductor, give me a ticket for 2008. My wife lost it there.

7. I turned pages and pages, looking for the same mood as myself.

8, Tanabata typhoon, scraping a pair is a pair. Personalized signature

9, Yue Lao, help me order a stainless steel red line and help me pull it.

10, never pour out your grievances to others, others will only think you are listening to jokes.

1 1. Behind everyone who seems calm, there is an unspeakable past.

12, the best for you in the world is always your parents.

13, suddenly looking back, MD will have Tanabata again tomorrow! Every year has nothing to do with me.

14, don't like me too much, I'm not as good as you think.

15, men drink for excitement, and women drink because they are stimulated.

16, tomorrow, singles will observe 24 hours of silence for their lovers!

17, the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

18, walking in the street, singing a happy goodbye, the result was separated. This is God's will.

19, Valentine's Day is not as real as Children's Day.

20. My sister is not unwanted. My sister is a pure single aristocrat.

2 1, happiness is dead, he married loneliness as his companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

22. I can bear hardships. I have done all the first four words.

Don't go out on Tanabata, or your parents will know that you are in love.

24. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

25. An elegant person like you generally can't shit.

26. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

27. Like a fool is a liar, and being cheated is not necessarily a fool.

28. How long has the game of adding a space up, down, left and right been with us?

29, the first part, envy and hate. Bottom line, the autumn wind is lonely and cold. Lateral paralysis I'm single

30. Your heart is so big, but I am nothing.

3 1. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

32. God arranged fate for us, but forgot to give us instructions.

33, I said; Be proud even if you suffer.

34. The meanest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

I am not so afraid of pain, so I don't mind repeated pain, so I always come back to you.

36. Tomorrow on Tanabata, I want to finish what two people do by myself.

37. Madness is also a state.

38. The other side of a good boy is crazier than anyone else.

39. I live in a colorful world just to prove that I am not color blind.

40. I don't want my eggs to be fixed or hurt. I just want my sister-in-law back.

4 1, one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I already put on my dress.

42. I am not afraid of being sad, but I am afraid that you are unhappy.

Give me less hope, and I will be less disappointed.

44. It's not who you miss, but the past you can't go back to.

45. It is always a stranger who passes by, but who ever thought that passing by was a kind of fate.

46. One of the happiest things in life is chatting with a group of women on March 8th.

47.〆Doenobelontmewille doesn't belong to me, so I leave.

48. A 2b festival has left so many people speechless.

49. I like it, I pursue it, I am in love, I am happy, I am tired for a long time, I am tired, I am bored, and it is over.

50. We finally learned to pass by.

I hate mosquitoes. Tell me about it.

1, slap it down, ah, catch the assassin! 2. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

4. Orson, beginning of autumn, 5 kilometers away, was bitten by mosquitoes because of the crowded weather.

5, write in the most eye-catching place of the body: whoever bites me is a puppy!

6. I always feel that when I take a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

7. I just had a cup of Starbucks and forgot to take pictures. Shit, drink for nothing!

8. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

9. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

10, drunk as mud, mosquito bites you without pain, you will be drunk to death.

1 1. Take a bowl of fresh chicken blood, which says: It has been disinfected, please feel free to drink.

12, the mosquitoes on my body can be connected and become a magic circle.

13, have a heart-to-heart talk with mosquitoes, understand them with reason, touch them with emotion, and influence them to become vegetarians.

14, the cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

15, slap it and say to the people around you, look! What a big mosquito! A dozen and a half bowls of soup!

16, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

17, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

18, summer is coming, and I will suffer again. I'm not afraid of anything, I'm afraid that mosquitoes will bite me!

19, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

20. I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days. I was stung by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

2 1, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

This is a trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

23. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

26, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

27. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face.

28. After using three milliliters of jark, the mosquito bites are getting better and better. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

29. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

How time flies! When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

3 1, I am tall, and my height is 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

32. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

My mother caught the mosquito, carefully pinched it with her thumb and forefinger, carefully pulled out its feet and wings, then threw it into the trash can and clapped her hands.

34. Many nights, you snuggled up to me tenderly, touched my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

35. You are thin and light. You look beautiful and fly freely; You stand on the lotus, which is a touch of scenery in summer. I can't forget your figure, so I'm going to jump on you ... don't run! Dragonfly!

36. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

Counting red envelopes is not a crime. No matter how pure a person is, he has the right to take bribes. If you think I'm right and don't believe in this society from now on, I can only say: Do mosquitoes confuse you? Take care!

38. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

39. That time, your sister took the initiative to kiss me, and I couldn't stand it. I warned against doing that, but it wouldn't listen. What result! Today, you also found me. Why are you sisters like this? Dad, damn mosquitoes!

40. Challenge the summer limit. Limit one: let mosquitoes bite and don't resist. Reward: a lot of red envelopes. Limit 2: resist the temptation of ice cream. Reward: lose weight for free. Limit 3: sun exposure. Reward: sauna baking.

4 1. When Chang 'e turned around, the canopy turned into Bajie, the Tang Priest turned around, the Great Sage turned into Wukong, Guanyin turned around, the prince turned into a white horse, and when you turned around, the prince turned into a frog. Summer is coming, if you attract mosquitoes, turn around quickly, beauty.

42. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

43. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

44. The meeting at dusk is so emotional and impulsive, beautiful and painful. The breeze secretly sent me to your side and let me kiss you quietly! But you're angry. You yell, you fucking mosquito.

45. I have been in a bad mood recently and my personality is abnormal. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about cruelly catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

46. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

47. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.

48. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

49. I pass my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

Talking about Daquan, Funny and Classic.

1, my friend said, hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight. Someone said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

For Russia, the happiest thing is to go shopping hand in hand.

4. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

5. God knows nothing. I know nothing, because I am second only to God.

Every Monday is the busiest time for us to study, because we have to leave one eye for homework and the other for the class teacher.

7, a person, listening to the songs of two people, so warm and sad.

8, Wensi 3,000 is not as good as chest 4 beams, and a talented person is not as good as half a catty!

9. You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

10, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 1, I want you to listen, love you to see, and I am not afraid to admit how attached I am; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

12, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

13, parents' meeting is the same as mistress's essence, aiming at destroying family harmony!

14, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

15, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

16, when I looked at you stupidly, did you look at me stupidly?

17, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

18, I don't think I'm bad, you think I'm good, do you want to try to fall in love with me?

19, Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to record procrastination. He said: revenge is never too late for a gentleman.

20. I'm so afraid of being blown into other people's arms by a typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit.

2 1, a pot of wine in the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!

22. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

23. Weather and forecast are a twisted pair: whatever you say, I'm not that good.

24. I don't show off the monthly exam to teachers in all subjects. They really feel that they are teaching very well.

25. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

26, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?

Please don't shit in front of the fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

28. When I am bored in the classroom, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

29. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

30. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

3 1. What TV did we watch? At the end, the hero and heroine get married and the TV ends. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

32. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

34. At that time, I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

35, one-on-one hit, one-on-one hit, although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

36. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

When I am angry, can you stop pouting and look at me with innocent eyes, which makes me want to laugh? I'm angry, okay?

38. A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit if this revenge is not reported. B: Then how can I let you die?

39. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

40. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

4 1, that question, I vaguely remember what the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

42. My current relationship is to accumulate experience for my son.

Thank you for always being with me, rain or shine, please remember that I am always there.

44. The outstanding Young Pioneers won in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

46. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

47. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

48. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

49. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

50. Between waking and dreaming, your figure appeared and snuggled in your arms, which I can't tell you. I wonder if I can feel your temperature again!

5 1, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

52. I want food, and I want thin food. I can't have both, so I left.

53. It is obvious that the school slag system needs not only power consumption but also special cards to start any school hegemony mode.

54. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!

55. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the country and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.

57. The coat is clean, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

58. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

59. In spring, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill, and in autumn, you are cuckolded everywhere!

60. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

6 1, the mobile phone paid for a week, and when I got it back, I found that the games were all cleared.

62. Every time a new book is published, the first reaction is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.

63. Take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

64. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

65. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

66. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

67. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

68. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.

69. Since you like someone who is far away, it is better to take the opportunity to like more.

70. Unconsciously, our love has gone through a whole year, during which we have all experienced a lot.

7 1, you know, no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, tell me as soon as possible, and I will praise you as soon as possible.

72. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

73. Don't look at what you should see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and do what you should do.

74. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.

75. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and it collapses more than anxiety.

76. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

77. Both girls love you. One is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? Divorce your family first.

78. Make it clear that the script of your life is not a sequel of your parents, a prequel of your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

79, fart quickly, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

80. I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

8 1, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

82. The happiest thing in life is to hear my wife say take your paws off in the morning!

83, in the shower, please do not disturb, peep, please buy a ticket, 40 individuals, 20 groups!

There are always many coincidences in life, and two parallel lines may meet one day.

85. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

86. If one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

87. It's good to have you in this life, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.

88. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

89. Eating handfuls of candy, leading Kojiro, carrying a big schoolbag, squeezing the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!

90. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.