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Who's not dead, Chisui 47 samurai?

Asano Nagaakira Takashi.

I. Introduction

Chishui incident refers to the story of 170 1 in which the Lord Chishui was ordered to receive the special envoy of the Emperor, but was fooled by kira yamato and was disrespectful. Chishui was angry, hurt kira yamato, and was sentenced to cut open his stomach, and then his retainer avenged him.

Second, after that

In the 14th year of Lu Yuan (170 1), on March 11th, Emperor Dongshan sent two envoys from Kyoto to Edo, and Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, the fifth generation shogunate, greeted and hosted the envoys sent by the Emperor.

Asano Nagaakira Akio, Lord of Akai, was specially ordered to be a "receptionist". However, Asano Nagaakira's "skillful craftsman" was not familiar with the etiquette and ceremony of the shogunate, so he ordered kira yamato Konojie, the chief "gaos thought" who knew the etiquette of the imperial court, to assist him so as not to be rude.

Kira yamato always looked down on Asano Nagaakira. Instead of helping him, he made a fool of himself and laughed at his ignorance. When the envoys arrived, Asano Nagaakira was full of gaffes, jokes, impatience, shame and anger.

Knowing that kira yamato deliberately made him make mistakes under the eyes of the public, on the last day of the ceremony, he met kira yamato in the cloister-style pine and cypress corridor, and immediately drew his sword. Passing 18-wheeler, he slashed at kira yamato, and suddenly there was a river of blood. But kira yamato didn't hurt the key, but his forehead was cut and his face was covered with blood.

Seeing this, Noboru Shinagawa quickly took down Asano Nagaakira's knife before the flood came, and told Noboru Yamashita, the leader, to help kira yamato leave and rescue him. General Gunji was very angry when he heard the news of Asano Nagaakira's murder in the hall. He thinks Asano Nagaakira is extremely guilty and bold.

Immediately ordered a laparotomy on the same day and confiscated the property. The general said a word, and four people were surprised. "Mu Fu" Dentarot pleaded with the general, saying: "Seventeen years ago, when the" big old man "Horita Junjun just assassinated" Ruoen Post ",it was also a knife wound and both sides were punished.

Today's' internal craftsman's head' will be cut off on the same day, which is too strict, but please explain the decision. Liu Zebao, a "Chu Yushou" nearby, said: "The life of a general cannot be easily changed. There is nothing wrong with the decision of the ruling party. " Without further ado, the general ordered the reception staff to be changed to Hata, Duke of Shiori Sakura, and the place for banquets for envoys and governments was also moved from the White Courtyard to the Black Courtyard.