Are there any jokes or psychological tests? . The more the better.

1, the wife looked enviously out of the window, and a man and a woman were sitting on the grass chatting affectionately. The wife said to her husband, "look, dear, how nice that young man is." He is considerate to girls, just like us. "

My husband still looked down at the newspaper and said, "Oh, really? It seems that the young man has not deceived the girl. "

2. A young couple just got married. The wife complained to her husband, "My parents are too anxious. Your mother mentioned the birth of a child again yesterday and said that she wanted to have grandchildren early. "

The husband said: mom is a little anxious about this, but dad never says much.

The wife pouted and said, "Dad didn't say anything, but he held a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War in front of me all day."

3. When my husband watches the football match, there is always excessive behavior. My wife specially made a red card of 10: "Show one if you shout too loudly, two if you smash things at home, and two if you drink too much beer ..."

After listening, the husband promised: "Please use jurisdiction."

The next morning, my wife found more red cards under the pillow.

The husband explained, "I didn't think your 10 was enough, so I made 20 more at halftime."

At ten o'clock in the evening, the mother said to her son, "Your father has gone for a drink. You can pick him up downstairs."

The son who is playing a game said, "He doesn't have to answer every day. Why did he answer it today? "

Mom: "Didn't you see that tree downstairs was sawed by the Bureau of Landscape Architecture today?"