Classic life jokes

What does depression mean? Just three dozen and one dozen people, a mahjong was held, my wallet was stolen, my wife slipped away with someone, the porridge at home was still rancid, my eyes turned upside down, and the ambulance went to the hospital and fell into the ditch!

Classroom fun

The geography teacher asked, "Where does the river flow?"

A student suddenly stood up and sang, "The river flows east!"

The teacher ignored him and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The students sang again: "The stars in the sky join Beidou!"

The teacher was very helpless: "Are you sick?"

Student: "You have everything I have!" " "

The teacher was angry: "I told you to quit school!" " "

Student: "Wind, wind, fire, going to Jiuzhou!" "

Lei Yu has gone to Fantian

The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet or the retention of the ass.

Everyone says my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs, so he is not sad.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick.

Road arithmetic problem

People = eat+sleep+work+play, pigs = eat+sleep,

People = pig+work+play, people-play = pig+work, people who can't play = working pigs.

Men = eat+sleep+earn money, men = pigs+earn money, men-earn money = pigs.

Women = eat+sleep+spend money, women = pigs+spend money, women-spend money = pigs.

Conclusion: Men don't earn money = pigs, and women don't spend money = pigs.