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shaanxi dialect
Keep a lot of ancient words. Such as "Happy Birthday", "Dirty", "One Nose", "One", "Crossing", "Body", "Planting" and "Bottle".
There are many unique words that outsiders can't even understand. What do you mean, stars are stars, lightning strikes dragons, headwinds are winds, floods are landscapes, clods are clods, last year was years, now it's Gore, when will it be a while, and corn is golden rice and millet? The male cat is called "kitten", the female cat is called "female cat", the boar is called "Jay pig", the male dog is called "dog", the aphid is called "oil man", the top of the kiln is called "brain side", the threshold is called "threshold", the steps are called "platform", the slap in the face is called "platform", and the little one is called "monkey".
This is called forbearance, shyness and shame are called back happiness, vegetables that have not been fresh for a long time are called death, spoiled food is called A, living and idle is called Sheng, propping up is called uncertainty, bad guys and bad things are called human affairs, all of them are called Man, holding his bare ass is called Man, and naked only child is called Man.
In the appellation dialect, brother-in-law is called the bearer, wife or married woman is called aunt, young man is called epigenetic, young woman is called woman, husband is called Han, sister-in-law is called now, children are called monkey dolls and brain-broken dolls, little boys are called boys and monkeys, daughter-in-law is called daughter-in-law (show), and those who have no object are called men. Those who don't have proper relationship with their daughter-in-law are called fried noodles gods, those who do nothing are called second-rate or loafers, those who are not smart are called eighty percent, two hundred and fifty, and those who scratch A, those who look for trouble everywhere are called hair-stirring sticks, those who are too loyal are called porcelain brains, those who are stubborn are called cow brains, and those who have sex with men are called whoring brains.
People in northern Shaanxi love to add some meaningless words to the original monosyllabic words, so as to turn them into disyllabic words, such as Tou, Gezhi, Tiger, Ge Sheng, Mao Ge, Ge Liang, Ge Dong, Ge Leng, Borg, and Qingqing and Baba.
People in northern Shaanxi are forbidden to say that others are gay, fried noodles god, and fuck their brains. They are forbidden to say that they are 80%, 250, amateur, bearded condyle, curling iron and porcelain brain, and they are forbidden to say unlucky things about children, children, children's roads, blankets and so on. People are dead, it should be said that they are old, dead and unconscious.
Proverbs and proverbs in northern Shaanxi are quite distinctive. Examples are as follows:
Mizhi's mother-in-law Suide's Han, Qingjian's slate Wayaobao's charcoal.
The pole is long, and the climbing partner climbs firmly.
The poor laugh at each other, and the hungry quarrel.
The thief was cramped by the needle.
One by one, a string of miles, a stone (Dan) mile.
Thousands of hands can't support a population of ten thousand.
Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.
Fly to fall, open to close.
The hero died in battle, and Lai Han died on the kang.
Shoes are like shoes, socks are like socks, and things are different.
Picking melons is dazzling.
There are many unique two-part allegorical sayings in northern Shaanxi, such as
Torsion of bamboo beam-how many turns are there,
A Qin Wen is buying bonds-try your best,
Song Chuanzhi's Mao Ghosts and Ghosts-Difficult to Send,
The carpenter's axe was cut at the same time,
"stop the sheep from hitting the jujube-a piggyback",
Do a full moon to kill camels-make a scene,
"Individuals who fry noodles-acquaintances" and so on.
According to the Atlas of Chinese Language (2009 edition), Yan 'an, Yanchang and Ganquan were separated from the Central Plains Mandarin, and together with Zhidan and other counties, they formed Jinyanzhi cigarettes. Other counties and cities in northern Shaanxi belong to Jin dialect, Lvliang film, Dabai film and many other films.
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