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Tongue twister for fetching water from a wooden bucket at the well

Drawing water from wooden barrels at the wells

There is a well in the east and a well in the west.

There is a lamp on the well, but there is no shadow under the lamp.

A man came, carrying two wooden barrels.

One bucket from the east and one from the west.

From summer to winter, the water was not enough. bucket.

Everyone laughed at him because there were holes in the bucket.

Other tongue twisters:

1. A lame man picks purple eggplants with big pegs

A lame man comes from the east,

Carrying a purple eggplant Eggplant;

A lame man came from the west,

He had a big peg in his waist.

The cripple who is carrying the purple eggplant will not let the cripple who carries the purple eggplant eat his purple eggplant.

I don’t know if the cripple with the wooden peg in his waist can eat the purple eggplant that the cripple has.

2. Go out the front door

Go out the front door and face south. There is a noodle shop facing south.

Outside the noodle shop, a blue cotton curtain hangs.

I picked up the blue cloth and cotton door curtain for it,

The front shop still faces south;

I hung the blue cloth and cotton door curtain for it,

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The noodle shop still faces south.

3. Arrange the bowls and dishes

Mom is cooking,

Lanlan is setting the dishes,

After setting the dishes, she is Set out bowls.

Plate to bowl,

Bowl to plate.

Mom Qualanlan,

The dishes are beautifully arranged.

The bowl is arranged half and half,

The plate is arranged by Fatty.

After half-assuming the bowls, help Pangpang place the plates.

After Pangpang has set the plates, help Pangpang place the bowls half-and-half.

4. Monkeys shoot the ball

A group of monkeys play basketball

The monkeys shoot the ball and bounce the ball against each other,

The ball bounces and the monkey hits the head Touch the ball,

The ball hits the monkey and the ball bounces,

The monkey shoots the ball and hits the ball with its head. Tongue twisters

Tongue twisters are a great way to train children's language. The children are very interested in tongue twisters and find them very interesting, thinking they are playing a game. In the process of tongue twisters, the child's lips, teeth, and tongue can be exercised, and his memory and reaction ability can also be improved, which is very beneficial to his future development and social activities.

1. Catching Rabbits A grandfather named Gu went to the streets to get jealous and buy cloth. I bought some cloth, made some vinegar, and looked back to see an eagle catching a rabbit. Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar, and went forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit. The eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. Dispense the vinegar and wet the cloth with vinegar.

2. The little pig carried the hoe and walked away. The birds sang on the branches, the piglets turned to look, the hoe hit the stone, and the stone hit the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.

3. White stone pagoda The white stone is white and slippery, so we moved the white stone to build the white pagoda. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda on white stone pagoda, white pagoda on white stone pagoda. Build the white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.

4. Flowered ducks and colorful clouds. Colorful clouds are reflected in the water, and flowered ducks swim on the water. Xia means colorful clouds, and duck means Mahua duck. The Mahua duck swims into the colorful clouds, and the colorful clouds trap the Mahua duck. I was so happy that Duck was so happy that I smashed Xia into pieces. I couldn't tell whether it was Duck or Xia.

5. Four and fourteen and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen. The difference between four and ten depends on the tongue and teeth: whoever says forty is a thin mat, his tongue is not strong; whoever says fourteen is the right time, his tongue is not straight. Study seriously, practice often, fourteen, forty, forty-four.

6. The elder brother and the younger brother were sitting in front of a slope. There was a goose lying on the slope, and a river was flowing down the slope. The elder brother said: wide river, and the younger brother said: white goose. The geese have to cross the river, and the river has to cross the geese. I don’t know if it’s the geese crossing the river or the river crossing the geese.

7. The upside down song bites milk, drinks bread, and carries the leather bag on the train. East and West Street, walking north and south, I saw people biting dogs when I went out. I picked up a dog to hit bricks, but I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand.

8. Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and fill your pocket with beans.

Pour out the beans, mend the broken bag, mend the bag, and fill the bag with beans again, filling the bag without leaking beans.

9. Dog and Monkey There is a monkey lying on the tree and a dog squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog rolled up and bit the monkey. I don't know whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey.

10. There is a boat in the river. There is a white sail on the boat. The wind blows the sail and the boat moves forward, but there is no wind and the sail falls and stops the boat.

11. The soup is boiling on the pagoda. Old Tang served egg soup and climbed the pagoda on a stool, but because the stool was too slippery, the soup was poured on the pagoda to boil the pagoda.

12. Silkworms and cicadas This is a silkworm, that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves, and cicadas often sing in the forest.

13. Sixty-six cows Sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six buildings, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows, and planted sixty Six weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil were piled in sixty-six buildings; sixty-six cows were tied to sixty-six weeping willow trees. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows, and seriously injured the sixty-six-year-old Lu. old man.

14. Appointment and name. An appointment is an appointment, and a person’s name is a person’s name. The name of the person appointed cannot be wrong. If the name is wrong, the appointment will be wrong.

15. Gun and chaff. There is a window on the wall, a gun on the window, and a basket of chaff under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, and the chaff buried the gun. The chaff needs a gun when it comes to the window, the chaff wants a gun on the wall, and the wall wants a gun on the window. If we don't give in to each other, the chaff can't drive away the gun, and the gun can't hit the windows or walls.

16. Ginkgo tree I passed by my uncle’s door and saw a ginkgo tree planted in front of my uncle’s door. There were hundreds of white turtle doves standing on the ginkgo tree, so I picked a hundred pieces. White stones, beat those hundreds of white turtle doves.

17. The good boy Zhang family has a little Yingzi, and the Wang family has a little pillar. The little Yingzi of the Zhang family dresses and washes her socks by herself, and sweeps the floor and wipes the table every day. The little pillar of the Wang family picked up a wallet and returned it to the aunt in the backyard. Xiaoyingzi, Xiaozhu, they are both good children.

18. Give flowers. Huahua has two red flowers, and Honghong has two yellow flowers. Huahua wants yellow flowers, and Honghong wants red flowers. Huahua gives Honghong one red flower, Honghong gives Huahua a yellow flower.

19. Leather shoes, cattail shoes, one leather shoe, one cattail shoe, leather shoe to mend cattail shoe, cattail shoe to mend leather shoe, leather shoe, cattail shoe, cattail shoe, leather shoe

20. Cat noses: white cats have black noses, black cats have white noses; black cats have white noses, and the white cats have black noses that are broken. Don't peel off the chaff to mend your nose.

21. Sheep and Wolf. A little goat came from the east, and a big bad wolf came from the west. They walked to the small bridge together. The little goat didn’t let the big bad wolf, and the big bad wolf didn’t let the little one. The goat and the little goat were called the big bad wolf and they let the little goat, the big bad wolf called the little goat and they let the big bad wolf, the sheep wouldn't let the wolf, the wolf wouldn't let the sheep, they all fell into the middle of the river with a plop.

22. Basins and Bottles There is a basin on the table, and there is a bottle in the basin. Bang bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang. I don’t know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

23. Lotus and Toad One big pink lotus has a live toad lying on it, eight big pink lotus flowers have eight live toads lying on it.

24. Drawing a Lion There was a good boy who took a piece of drawing paper and came to the stone yard to learn to draw a stone lion. Paint a stone lion once a day, and paint a stone lion ten times in ten days. I painted stone lions time and time again, and painted stone lions every day. The dead lions became living lions.

25. The little cat loves to draw. He first drew a wintersweet flower, and then a small trumpet. He took the wintersweet flower with him, blew the trumpet, and went home to see his mother. Her mother laughed when she saw it. Ha ha.

26. To build a house, pick up a small stone and draw a square grid on the ground. After drawing the grid, build a house. Draw a large square grid to build a big house. Draw a small square grid to build a small house. The house above is given to the pigeons, and the house downstairs is given to the little rabbit.

27. Maomao and the cat Maomao has a red hat, and the cat has gray fur. Maomao wanted Maomao's gray hair, and Maomao wanted Maomao's red hat. Maomao gave the red hat to Maomao, and Maomao gave Maomao some gray hairs.

28. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. I don’t know whether to put black beans in the black bucket or black beans in the black bucket.

29. Cripple A cripple came from the north, carrying a bundle of pegs. A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplants. The lame man carrying the eggplant slapped the lame man carrying the eggplant.

The lame man carrying the eggplant beat the lame man carrying the prong with an eggplant.

30. Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the table, seven warblers on the tree, and seven nails on the wall. Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars.

31. Flowers and melons and vines bloom like trumpets. Children love the flowers and don’t want to pinch them. The melons and vines bloom and the melons bear flowers. If there are no flowers, there will be no melons. To eat melons, you need to love flowers. If a child loves flowers, he also loves melons.

32. My mother scolded the horse for planting hemp. I went to herd the horse and the horse ate hemp, so my mother scolded the horse.

33. Uncle Bai’s family. There is an uncle in Bai’s family on Beichan Slope. He keeps one hundred and eighty-eight white geese at home. There are one hundred and eighty-eight ginkgo trees planted at the door, and there is a tree living on it. One hundred and eighty-eight starlings. The starling was eating ginkgo on the ginkgo tree, and the white goose screamed angrily: I'm hungry! I'm hungry!

34. There is a Hammer Kuaihammer to the east of Bizui Lu, and a Hammer Kuaihammer to the west of Bizui Lu. The two came to compete. I wonder if the Hammer Kuai Hammer is faster than the Hammer Kuai Hammer? Or is hammering faster than hammering faster?

35. Nest and pot. There is a nest on the tree and a pot under the tree. The nest falls and hits the pot. Both the nest and the pot are broken. The pot needs the nest to pay for the pot, and the nest needs the pot to pay for the nest. It has been a long time. , I don’t know whether the pot should be compensated for the nest, or the nest should be compensated for the pot.

36. Qinglong Cave The dragon in the Qinglong Cave is dreaming, and the Qinglong is dreaming of coming out of the dragon cave. It has been a dream for thousands of years, and the dragon is trapped in the deep cave. Since the new Yu Gong came, Yu Gong opened the Qinglong Cave, and dragons emerged from the Qinglong Cave, and the dragons went to the farmland to work as farm workers.

37. Guoguo Duoduo and brother, sit down and divide Guoguo. Brother, let Duoduo, let brother Duoduo. Everyone said I wanted to be small, and grandma was happy.

38. Xiaomao and the tabby cat. Xiaomao hugged the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched the tabby cat with its claws. Xiaomao patted the tabby cat with his hands. The tabby cat scratched the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched and the tabby cat hurt. The tabby cat cried. The tabby cat meowed and the tabby cat let go. He killed the tabby cat, and the tabby cat ran away from Xiaomao.

39. Planting winter melons in the east gate of Tong’s family, Dong’s family, Tong and Dong’s family, both grow winter melons. The Tong’s family knew that the Dong’s winter melons were big, so they came to the Dong’s family to learn how to grow winter melons. The Dong family of Mendong know how to grow winter melons, so they came to teach the Tong family of Dongmen how to grow winter melons. Both the Tong family and the Dong family know how to grow winter melons, and the winter melons grown by the Tong and Dong families are bigger than barrels.

40. Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, lent them six buckets and six liters of green beans. After finishing the harvest, catch the beans and return six buckets and six liters of green beans to your six uncles and six uncles.

41. There is a vine on a high mountain, and a copper bell is hung on the head of the vine. When the wind blows, the vines move and the bells move; when the wind stops, the vines stop and the bells stop.

42. Mavericks paid for oil. Mavericks went to play ball after school and kicked down a bottle of oil from Lao Liu. Mavericks went home to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and compensated for the oil. Lao Liu didn’t want Mavericks to return the oil. , Mavericks insists on returning the oil to Lao Liu, Lao Liu praises Mavericks, Xiaozhi shakes his head, do you think Lao Liu wants Mavericks to return the oil, or does he want Mavericks to stop oiling?

43. Tree Planting Old Gu Da Gu and Xiao Gu walked out of the house carrying hoes and planting trees. Heavy fog covered the canyon, and the fog covered the road like gray. Big Gu paid attention and called Xiao Gu. Lao Gu carries the hoe and carries the tree, fulfilling his duty by planting trees in the fog.

44. Shoulder pole and bench: The bench is wider, the shoulder pole is longer, the bench is wider than the shoulder pole, the shoulder pole is longer than the bench, the shoulder pole should be tied to the bench, the bench does not allow the shoulder pole to be tied to the bench, the bench must allow the shoulder pole Tied to the bench.

45. There is a basket in Nannan. There is a basket in Nannan. The basket holds the plates, the plates hold the bowls, and the bowls hold the rice. Nan Nan turned over the basket, and the basket dunked the dishes, and the dishes hit the bowls, and the bowls scattered the rice.

46. Birds and Cats There is a bird in the tree and a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wants to bite the bird on the tree, and the bird on the tree wants to peck the cat's fur.

47. Jiang, Qiang, Yang, and Sheep. The Jiang family built a wall. The Yang family raised a sheep. The Yang family sheep knocked down the wall of the Jiang family. The wall of the Jiang family crushed Yang to death. The Jiang family wants the Yang family to pay for the wall, and the Yang family wants the Jiang family to pay for the sheep.

48. The fat baby carried a small basket of sunflowers and castor beans and came to the garden to collect sunflowers; Xiaohua carried a small basket on her shoulder and went into the garden to collect castor beans together. The sunflowers planted by Fat Boy have large flower pots, while the castor plants planted by Xiaohua are densely packed. Xiaohua went to help Fat Boy pick sunflowers, and Fat Boy went to help Xiaohua collect castor beans. Xiaohua and Fatty collected sunflowers and castor beans to offer to the country.

49. The four old men, Mr. Guo, Mr. Luo, Mr. Bi, Mr. Bai, and Mr. Guo, Luo, Bibai, made an appointment to buy water chestnuts in the north of the city. They bought them and peeled them at the water chestnut pavilion. The water chestnut shell poked the four old men. foot.

50. I have a dog. I have a dog with a tail. The dog was trembling as he walked. I don't know if it was the dog dragging him or the dog dragging him.

51. The crow said the pig was black. The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said the black pig was black. The black pig said the crow was blacker than the black pig. The crow said that its body was darker than the black pig, but its mouth was not black. The black pig laughed after hearing this.

52. Niu Niu and Niu Niu Niu Niu wanted to eat the willows by the river. Niu Niu protected the willow and wanted to drive the cows. Niu Niu turned around.

53. The gray cat chases the flowers and birds. The gray cat jumps. The flowers and birds chirp. The gray cat listens to the flowers and birds chirping. The flowers and birds watch the gray cat jump. The gray cat jumped up to catch the flowers and birds. The flowers and birds were afraid of the gray cat and ran away.

54. The Eagle and the Cat There was an eagle on the tree and a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wanted to take away the eagle on the tree. The eagle on the tree pecked the cat's hair, and the eagle scared the cat away. The cat drove away the eagle.

55. Two geese Two geese by the river crossed the river together; the white goose went to gather grass, and the black goose came to build a nest. The north wind blows in winter, and the grass nest is so warm. Living in the grass nest, oh, sing a song.

56. Beard rides a donkey. Beard rides a donkey. The camel picks up snails. Beard knocks over the camel’s snail. The camel drags Beard’s donkey. Beard goes to beat the camel picking snails. The camel comes and beats Beard riding the donkey. , The beard hits the hunchback, the hunchback hits the beard.

57. Going to the fruit market Four children went to the fruit market, holding four small baskets. I bought ten small persimmons for 44 cents. Four children went out to the fruit market and picked up forty pebbles. When we get home, we eat persimmons and play with stones after eating them.

58. Fish farming: A large canal can support big fish but not small fish; a small canal can support small fish but not big fish. It rained day after day, and it rained day after day. Water from a large canal flows into a small canal, and water from a small canal flows into a large canal. There are small fish but no big fish in the big canal; there are big fish but no small fish in the small canal.

59. White Cat and Black Cat There is a white cat in the temple and a black cat outside the temple. The white cat in the temple calls the black cat outside the temple a greedy cat, and the black cat outside the temple calls the white cat in the temple a lazy cat.

60. Hanging Birds Two pairs of hanging birds hang upside down on the beam, and two pairs hang upside down in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.

61. Eat oranges, eat oranges, peel the oranges, and throw the orange peels in the trash can. Don’t eat oranges, don’t peel the oranges, and don’t throw the orange peels in the trash can.

62. Watching Doudou, little Niu Niu is walking around in a circle, looking at Doudou by the Niutou ditch. Suddenly, she hears a cry from the ditch to catch the cow. Niu Niu is afraid that Niu Niu will step on Doudou, so she holds on to Niu Niu tightly without letting go.

63. On the trail, Xiao Wang’s ginger knocked over Lao Yang’s vat, and Lao Yang’s vat knocked over Xiao Wang’s ginger. Xiao Wang put down the ginger and went to help Lao Yang's vat, and Lao Yang put down the vat to help Xiao Wang pack the ginger.

64. Is it lights or stars? The sky is full of stars, the ground is full of lanterns, the sky is full of stars, and the mountains are full of lanterns. The stars reflected the lamp, and the lamp reflected the stars. I couldn’t tell whether it was a lamp or a star.

65. Lili and her brother. A little brother came to Lili’s house. The younger brother asked Lili to come out to play games. Lili and her younger brother couldn’t decide whether to play games or toys.

66. Beijing and Tianjin, Tianjin and Beijing, have two pronunciations: Tianjin and Beijing. One is the front nasal sound, the other is the back nasal sound. If you can't tell the difference, please listen carefully.

67. Fat pigs and fat rabbits. Xiao Su wants to feed the pigs, and Lao Lu wants to raise rabbits. Lao Lu knows how to feed pigs, and Xiao Su knows how to raise rabbits. Lao Lu taught Xiao Su how to feed pigs, and Xiao Su taught Lao Lu how to raise rabbits. Rabbits are as fat as pigs, and the yard is full of fat pigs and fat rabbits that cannot be contained.

68. The four heads have the sun in the sky, stones in the ground, tongues in their mouths, and stoppers in the mouth of bottles. There is a sun in the sky, not a stone, there is a stone in the earth, not a sun, there is a tongue in the mouth, not a plug, and there is a plug in the bottle, not a tongue.

69. Dog and Monkey Crossing the Bridge A dog came from the east of the bridge, and a monkey came from the west of the bridge. We met at the center of the bridge and ran back in a hurry. The monkey looks back at the dog, and the dog looks back at the monkey. Is it the monkey who is afraid of the dog, or the dog who is afraid of the monkey?

70. Artificial God? God created man? Ningning and Chengcheng went to see Guanyin God. Ningning said it was a man-made god, Chengcheng said it was a god who created man, Ningning said he was not convinced by Chengcheng, and Chengcheng said he was not convinced by Ningning. Let's go together and ask Aunt Gao whether God created man or man-made God?

71. To comb your beard, there is Su Huzi in Suzhou, and there is a beard comb in Huzhou. Hu Comb bought an ax to make a comb, and Su Hu bought a comb to comb his beard.

72. Astringent Persimmons and Stone Lions There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree, and forty-four stone lions squatting under the tree; forty-four stone lions under the tree want to eat the four fruits on the tree. Fourteen astringent persimmons; the astringent persimmons do not allow the stone lion to eat the astringent persimmons; the stone lion insists on eating the astringent persimmons.

73. White Temple, White Cat Mountain There is a white temple, and there is a white cat on the ground. The white-haired old man dropped a white hat, and the white cat ran into a white temple with the white hat in its mouth.

74. Catching Geckos Li Hu catches geckos. It is originally a tiger catching a tiger. Li Hu is full of people in the house, but the gecko does not dare to bite Li Hu, and Li Hu cannot catch the gecko.

75. Pears and Plows Use a plow to plow the land, and eat pears when you are thirsty. The pear fell to the ground and was covered in mud. Don't throw away the pears, just wash off the mud.

76. Learn to pinch a pear. There is a pear on the plate and a piece of plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned how to squeeze pears with clay. She watched the pear hands knead the mud and compared the real pears with the fake pears.

77. Sanniang looked for goats. Sanniang put three goats on the mountain. The three goats climbed over the mountain ridge. Sanniang climbed over the mountain ridge to find the three goats. Three goats were hiding near a cedar tree. Sanniang found the three goats.

78. The four yangs of southeast, northwest and east are Xingyang and Xianyang in the west and Hengyang in the south and Fenyang in the north, Xingyang, Xianyang, Hengyang and Fenyang.

79. Patch trousers with a piece of coarse cloth and a pair of denim trousers. My brother mended the trousers in his house and made the stitches myself. Coarse trousers are patched with coarse cloth, and coarse cloth is patched with coarse trousers. My brother puts on coarse trousers and remembers hardship and simplicity.

80. Grocery shopping Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Dai, and Xiao Dai had twice as much vegetables as Xiao Ai; Xiao Dai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai had the same amount of vegetables.

81. One person here picked a bunch of bottles. There was a man over there carrying a load of basins. The bottle knocks against the basin, and the basin knocks against the bottle. Sell ??bottles and buy pots to compensate for the pots, sell pots and buy bottles to compensate for the bottles. A bottle cannot be compensated for a basin, and a basin cannot be compensated for a bottle.

82. Distinguish between Jin Jingjing Xiaojin went to Beijing to see the scenery, and Xiaojing went to Tianjin to buy gauze and see the scenery with his eyes and a telescope. To buy a gauze scarf, bring cash. When you arrive in Tianjin, go into the store. To buy a gauze scarf, use cash. Look at the scenery with your eyes. You must distinguish between scarf, gold, eyes and scenery.

83. Flower frogs and flower frogs are called guagua. When you look at watermelons in the watermelon field, the watermelons praise the flowers on the back of the frog, and the frog praises the watermelon for growing big.

84. Ma Zi Yao Grandpa of the Ma family walked to the door of the mother-in-law of the Ma family, carrying a pair of Ma's forks. A pair of mahua dogs belonging to the mother-in-law of the Ma family bitten the machete mouth of the grandpa of the Ma family. The mother-in-law of the Ma family brought hemp needles and twine to mend the hemp stitches of the Ma family's grandfather.

85. The moon goes, the moon goes, so do I. I carry a bamboo basket for the moon. I put beans in the bamboo basket and give them to the little monkey on the moon. The little monkey eats the beans and grows meat. .

86. To draw a gourd, Hutu uses a pen to draw a gourd. The gourd is really confused, and confusion cannot be counted as a gourd. You have to draw a gourd without being confused. Hutu is determined not to be confused, and draw a big gourd.

87. Eat water chestnuts. Water chestnuts have skin and mud on the skin. Wash off the mud on the skin of the water chestnuts, peel off the outer skin of the water chestnuts, Xiaoli, Xiaoyi and Xiaoqi eat the water chestnuts happily.

88. Mountaineering Xiaosan went to climb a mountain; he went up and down the mountain, and he went down and went up again; he climbed the mountain three times, ran three miles and three miles, broke out in sweat, and wet three shirts. Xiaosan shouted loudly on the mountain: Li Tian Only three feet three!

89. For dead lions, I said four stone lions, but you said ten paper lions. A paper lion is a dead lion, and a stone lion cannot be torn apart. If you want to understand these words clearly, you must read forty stones to be torn apart.

90. Count a tiger on the mountain, a deer in the forest, a pig on the roadside, a rabbit in the grass, and a mouse. Count them, one, two, three, four, five, tiger, deer, pig, rabbit, mouse.

91. Bald Girl A bald girl came from the south, carrying a broken bucket on her arm, with a pile of sheep bones in it. She reached for the bones and put them in her mouth to gnaw the bones. There was a broken brick in the ground, which tripped the bald girl and scattered sheep bones.

92. If the oil tank hits the bean basket, the beans will get mixed with oil, and if the tank hits the basket, the beans will get the oil, and the oil will get the beans for the oil; the tank will get the basket, and the tank will get the basket. There is a tank of oil on the wall, and a basket of beans under the wall. There is a ping-pong sound, and the oil tank hits the basket of beans.

93. Ginkgo I passed by the door of Bai's house. There was a ginkgo tree in front of Bai's house. There were ginkgo on the tree, and a white starling rested on the tree.

94. There is a small flower drum on one side, and a tiger is painted on the drum. Mom used cloth to patch it up. In the end, is it the cloth that mends the drum, or the cloth that mends the tiger?

95. Change the mottled bamboos. There are dried mottled bamboos in the mottled bamboo forest, and there are dry Baogu in the Baogu forest. The three tigers of the Pan family walked into the Baogu forest and broke off a load of dried Baogu. When they returned home, they passed by the mottled bamboo forest and exchanged three pieces of dried mottled bamboo. Funny Tongue Twisters

1. Find three objects easily, such as three cups. When you tap the first one, ask your partner to say "forget", tap the second one to say "love", and tap the third one to say "love". Say "water", euphemistically testing your partner's reaction speed, and then knock the first one repeatedly. If your partner keeps saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof," "Wow..." Haha, the effect has come out.

2. Old Luo pulled a cart of pears, and Old Li pulled a cart of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo, and Lao Li is called Li Dali. Old Luo La pulled pears to make pear wine, and Old Li pulled chestnuts to exchange for pears.

3. Lao Qi wanted to sell fish, but happened to meet Lao Lu going to fetch a donkey. Lao Qi wanted to use Lao Lu’s donkey to carry fish. Lao Lu said that Lao Qi wanted to use my old Lu’s donkey to carry fish. You have to give me the fish. Otherwise, don't use my old Lu's donkey to carry the fish. The two of them fought so hard that they missed going to the market.

4. Two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down on the beam, and two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.

5. The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said that the black pig was black. The black pig said that the crow was darker than the black pig. The crow said that its body was blacker than the black pig but its mouth was not black. The black pig laughed after hearing this. Hey hey hey hey.

6. When a mouse meets a tiger, the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger. The tiger cannot bite the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger.

7. There are eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's door. Eighty-eight mynas want to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's door. The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law did not allow the eighty-eight starlings to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees. The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sent eighty-eight men with golden bows and silver bullets to shoot the eighty-eight starlings. The eighty-eight starlings were not allowed to stay. I stayed overnight on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of my eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's house.

8. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three and a half cans are one and a half cans, four and a half cans are two cans; five and a half cans are two and a half cans, Six and a half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many cans they are.

9. From the south came his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail and ears, and from the north came his second uncle’s dog with errands and tail. His eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with tail ears bit his second uncle’s second-largest dog with tail ears; Tail and ears like a dog. I don’t know whether it was his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail ears and big tail that bit his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears first; or it was his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears that bit his eldest uncle’s dog first. Dog with big tail and ears.

10. Grandma is annoyed with old grandma, and old grandma is annoyed with grandma. Grandma is angry, old grandma is angry, old grandma is not angry, grandma is not angry.

11. My elder brother is Lu Lu and my younger brother is Zhu Zhu. Lu Lu and Zhu Zhu went to the street to buy vinegar. Lu Lu said vinegar was acidic, and Zhu Zhu said vinegar was bitter. The two brothers chased each other across the road, soaking their clothes and trousers, and they were so sour that they vomited. The Peak of Tongue Twisters

The Peak of Tongue Twisters (1)

In the cold wind and cold weather, six or nine heads are beaten every spring. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, there is a dragon lantern festival, with a pair of lions rolling embroidered balls. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother made a big fuss at the peach gathering, and Sun Wukong stole this fairy peach again. On the Dragon Boat Festival, the fifth day of the fifth month, the white snake Xu Xian will not end. On the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, it is said that the marriage between the Tianhe River and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl shed tears. On August 15th, clouds covered the moon, and Chang'e in the moon felt sad.

The Peak of Tongue Twisters (2)

If you want to talk about sorrow, listen to me sing the tongue twister Eighteen Chou. The tiger is worried, the wolf is worried, the elephant is worried, the deer is worried, the mule is worried, the horse is worried, the sheep is worried, the ox is worried, the dog is worried, the pig is worried, the duck is worried, the goose is worried, the toad is worried, the clam is worried, the crab is also worried. The turtle is worried, the fish is worried and the shrimp is worried, each has its own reasons. Tiger worry does not dare to climb down from that high mountain, wolf worry does not dare to play tricks on its ambition, elephant worry has a face that is thick-skinned, and deer also worry, with long, seven-pronged antlers on its head. A horse is worried about its saddle when traveling a thousand miles, but a mule is worried about its life. Sheep worry about growing his beard since he was a child, and cow worry about hurting his shaft. Dogs can't change their habit of eating shit, and pigs can't live without the smelly ditch.

The duck flattened its beak with worry, and the goose ran away with worry on its head. The toad is covered in scabies and the crab is covered in scabies. The clam is also worried and keeps to himself, while the turtle is too worried to come forward. Fish worry about not being able to walk out of water, and shrimps worry about being stuck with an empty gun.

Tongue twister peak (3)

This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. What I sang is, the front door building is nine feet tall, with four gates, three bridges and five archways. After leaving the convenience door, walk eastward, forty miles away from the city to Tongzhou. There are sixty-six alleys in Tongzhou, and in them lived a sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu, a sixty-six-year-old Liu Lao Liu, and a sixty-six-year-old old man Liu. The three of them built that tall building with sixty-six rooms. Inside the building are sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, covered with sixty-six pieces of grosgrain silk. Sixty-six lions rolling embroidered balls are displayed on the silk. Outside the building, sixty-six sandalwood shafts were planted, and sixty-six large oxen were tied to the shafts, and sixty-six large monkeys were hunched over the cattle. The three of them, Liu Lao Liu, Liu Lao Liu, Lao Liu and Lao Liu, were sitting at the door gnawing bones. A dog came from the south. This dog looked very familiar. It looked like the big eyebrows, big eyes, big nose, big ears, and big mouth of the aunt's family, or the big head-scratching poodle of the aunt's family. Another dog came from the north, and this dog looked familiar. It looked like the second big eyebrow, two big eyes, the second big nose, the second big ears, and the second big mouth from the second aunt's family. The second scratching poodle from the second aunt's family. The two dogs were fighting for a bone, and the dog broke his head fighting for the bone. Running from the south end to the north end, I knocked down the sixty-six tall buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, oiled sixty-six pieces of grosgrain silk, and soiled the sixty-six lions rolling embroidered balls. Outside the building, sixty-six sandalwood axes were knocked down, sixty-six large yak and sixty-six large monkeys were smashed away. The three old brothers, Liu Lao Liu Liu Lao Liu Liu, beat away the dogs, built sixty-six high-rise buildings, collected sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, and washed sixty-six pieces of grosgrain silk. Sixty-six lions rolled embroidered balls, planted sixty-six sandalwood shafts outside the building, brought back sixty-six large yak, and captured sixty-six large monkeys. Da Nan was so angry that he took an adobe head in his hand and hit the dog on the head. I don’t know whether the angry adobe hit the dog’s head or the dog’s head hit the angry adobe’s head. A bald girl came from the north. She held an oil choker in her hand and put it on the dog's head. I don’t know if Bald Niuniu’s vagina was put on the dog’s head, or if the dog’s head got into Bald Niuniu’s vagina. Liu, Liu, Liu, Liu, Liu, and Liu were three old brothers, and they saw chickens running around, breaking rice and leaking beans, and dogs gnawing at oil baskets and leaking oil. If the chicken does not run away, the broken rice will not leak beans; if the dog does not chew the oil basket, the oil will not leak.

Tongue twisters peak (4)

Tongue twisters are the most difficult to sing. What I sang is that on the first day of the first month, two sisters went shopping for lanterns. The eldest girl is named Pink Girl, and the second girl is named Pink Girl. The pink girl is wearing a pink coat, and the girl is pink is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl holds a bottle of pink wine, and the pink girl holds a bottle of pink wine. The pink girl and the pink girl came to a deserted place and drank Liu Ling from cup to cup. The pink girl drank the pink girl's pink wine, and the pink girl drank the pink girl's pink wine. The pink girl got drunk, and the pink girl got drunk. When a pink girl sees a pink girl, she will hit her, and when a pink girl grabs a pink girl, she will twist her. The pink girl tore off the pink girl's pink coat, and the pink girl tore off the pink girl's coat. The sisters stopped fighting and bought thread to sew themselves. The pink girl bought a pink thread, and the pink girl bought a pink thread. Pink women's back-stitched pink jacket, women's pink back-stitched jacket made of pink.

Tongue twister peak (5)

Going out of the front door to the south, there is a noodle shop with a facade facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging on this noodle shop. I picked up the blue cotton door curtain and took a look. The facade of this noodle shop faced south. I hung up the blue cotton door curtain and took a look. The door of this noodle shop still faced south. After Ximen walked seven steps, he picked up a piece of suede leather pants. It’s suede that makes leather pants mendable. It’s not suede. There’s no need to mend my suede pants. When someone talks about tearing calligraphy paper through a window, it means tearing calligraphy paper from the calligraphy paper, not the calligraphy paper, so there is no need to tear the calligraphy paper. Wrapped in the calligraphy paper was a package of fine silver wire. On the silver wire lay 4,444 small purple lice skins that seemed to be dead or immortal.

Tongue twister peak (6)

It is said that there is a Su beard in Suzhou and a beard comb in Huzhou. Su Huzi from Suzhou asked a beard comb from Huzhou to borrow a beard comb to comb his beard. In front of the mountain lived Yan Yuanyan, and behind the mountain lived Yan Yuanyuan. The two came to compare their eyes, and they didn't know whether Yan Yuan's eyes were rounder than Yan Yuan's, or Yan Yuan's round eyes were rounder than Yan Yuan's.

The Peak of Tongue Twisters (7)

There lived a Cui Chuji in front of the mountain, and a Cui Chucai lived behind the mountain. Two people came to the mountain to compare legs, and they didn't know whether Cui's legs were thicker than Cui's legs, or whether Cui's legs were thicker than Cui's legs. There are forty-four little lions in front of the mountain, and forty-four dead persimmon trees behind the mountain. The forty-four little lions in front of the mountain ate the astringent persimmons from the forty-four dead persimmon trees behind the mountain. The forty-four little lions in front of the mountain let the astringent persimmons from the forty-four dead persimmon trees behind the mountain eat. dead. A lame man came from the south, picking a basket of eggplants and holding a dish in his hand. A drunk old man came from the north. He had a tobacco bag clip on his waist and a wooden prong in his hand. This drunk old man was hammering nails into the ground, tripping the lame man and spilling his eggplant and smashing his plate. The cripple got up and hit the drunk old man with an eggplant. The drunk old man pulled out the wooden prong and hit the cripple who was beating the eggplant.

Tongue twisters peak (8)

Tongue twisters are the most difficult to sing. What I sang is that the pole is as long as the bench is as wide as the bench is not as long as the pole and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole is tied to the bench. This bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench, but this pole is tied to the bench. This bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench. This bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench. This bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.

The Peak of Tongue Twisters (Nine)

A lama came from the south, carrying five kilograms of Tama in his hand. From the north came a mute with a trumpet in his waist. When the Tama Lama wanted to exchange the Tama for the trumpet of the mute who didn't have the trumpet, the mute who didn't have the trumpet became anxious. He picked up five kilograms of Tama and hit the mute who didn't have the trumpet with a Tama. Don't trumpet the mute, who was also anxious. He took off his trumpet and hit the Lama Titama. I don’t know if the Lama who has Titama slapped the mute who had a trumpet on his back, or if the lama who had a trumpet on his wrist was mute and hit the lama who had Titama’s trumpet. The lama went home to stew the tama fish, and the mute who didn't play the trumpet kept playing the trumpet. When I have nothing to do, I go out to the west of the city, where there are many beautiful trees. One two three, three two one, one two three four five six seven seven six five four three two one, six five four three two one, five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one one One by one. I counted a tree for a long time. Each tree had seven branches, and one branch bore the same fruit. It bore betel, orange, persimmon, plum, chestnut, and pear.