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Friends circle urges adults to get married.
2. The troubles of adults are either on the way to urging marriage or being urged to marry. ....
Going home in 3.08, men and women who are generally of marriageable age and work outside all the year round can't get rid of being urged by their parents, relatives and friends to get married on a blind date!
With less money, many things are far from home, so it's really urgent to get married.
5. Why do you all ask me when I will get married? Are you all so rich?
6. As the first batch of post-90s generation, after the Spring Festival this year, I will enter the army with a nominal age of 30, and it is immune for me to urge marriage.
7. Alas, I was urged to get married again. If I had known, I wouldn't have worked from home.
8. I just want to meet the right person at the right time.
9. The brain hole that has been forced to get married recently is big. Is it necessary to have a marriage in life to be perfect? Do we have to get married? Do we have to get married? What's the point if two people are together and both of them have a bad life?
10. Being urged to find someone at a young age is more enterprising and not sweet at all. Making your own money and spending your own money are not sweet at all.
1 1. Don't get married just because your parents urge you to get married. There are really few people who get married because of love now.
12.25 years old, I haven't lived the life I want yet, it's the age of urging marriage at home, and I have more and more troubles.
13. It has pushed me to the brink of collapse. I feel that if the gentle rebuttal doesn't work in the end, 99% may be crazy. I can't help it My quality is really not high.
14. Today, I got a call from home urging me to get married. I don't even have love. It's terrible. It's terrible.
15. Others were urged to get married by their parents, and I was influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for, and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.
16. At this moment, I am being urged to get married again. You see, your former primary school classmate is playing at the door with a big belly and has a girlfriend.
17. Recently, the pressure of urging marriage is so great that I want to get married in an instant. Why can't I marry myself?
18. I was urged to get married by my parents and relatives. A male ticket two years older than me is not in a hurry at home. I haven't mentioned it for over a year. Should older ladies be urged to get married?
19. When the golden light of the sun shone in front of me through the clouds, I tried my best to open my eyes, but I could see nothing.
20. This group of us will start to be urged to get married by our parents, and some of us can even take our children to class reunion.
Friends circle urges adults to get married. 2 1. Maybe in the eyes of mother, all boys in the global village can be sons-in-law. Ha ha.
22. China's best best friend tried not to get bored before marriage, but now she's a little bored. I want to fall in love with myself more than anyone else, and I don't want to be insincere than anyone else. So, am I girlish or self-righteous? Anyway, leave me alone.
23. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.
24. He is 34 years old and I am 25 years old. He's not bad for me. He and I have been together for more than two years. Now my family is urging me to get married. My family asked him to have a house in the local area. He can't afford a house. His parents don't want to sell. My boyfriend has a younger brother. What should I do?
25. Children don't go home for the New Year, and relatives who don't urge marriage are innocent …
It is said that our generation is happy. Really happy? If you want to play while studying, you will be scolded and said that learning is the main thing. Choosing a major when you grow up will be interfered. Now you can't even decide for yourself.
This is the third Spring Festival when I go home alone since my mother urged me to get married.
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29. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, happiness is defined as getting married and having children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.
30. At the age of being at a loss, things are always unsatisfactory.
3 1. All those spiritual teachers who are imposed on others are no different from relatives who are forced to marry, and they are all equally low.
32. Rainstorm in Nanjing, typhoon in Xiamen and bad weather. But staying at home and lying quietly is also a great choice.
I guess when I was a child, I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day.
34. I insist on having feelings in love, being choosy and choosing myself as a leftover woman.
35. Don't dwell on what you can't catch. Passers-by who can't stay don't belong to you after all.
36. Were you also urged to get married by your family? If so, then I think we may have a story.
37. Parents urge to find a boyfriend and relatives urge to get married. The most terrible thing is having a baby [sleepy] [sleepy] at the Spring Festival Lantern Festival party. Now the sketch is really blind [supercilious look] [supercilious look] Who is moving against the real social development trend?
38. My family urged me to get married again today. My life is so rich that I can't wait 48 hours a day. There is no need to fall in love.
In 39.98, I was urged to get married by my parents. What about you?
40. I was urged to get married by my parents and family when I went home, and I was urged to get married by my colleagues when I returned to the company.
Talk about the mood recommendation of being urged to get married in a circle of friends.
On the mood of being urged to get married in the circle of friends (I) 1. I guess when I was a child, I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day.
2. When I am old, someone always urges me to get married. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year holiday. You might as well scold me. okay what can I do? My 92-year-old aunt, I am also very helpless and worried to death.
I just chatted with my mother, and then I was urged to get married. I don't want to find a partner.
4. urging marriage and baldness. I used to think that I was still young at the age of 25, but I didn't expect my family to be nominal, which made me panic.
In the face of urging marriage, everyone should maintain a correct attitude. I believe it is only a matter of time before the person who loves you and the person you love appear. Blind date is also a way to find that person. You can also try.
6. Don't get married just because your parents urge you to get married. There are really few people who get married because of love now.
7. The Chinese New Year is coming, and the family is urging marriage again. I have also introduced two people, one of whom is even a long-lost primary school classmate (by mistake).
8. The troubles of adults are either on the way to urging marriage or being urged to marry. ....
9.20XX is destined to be extraordinary! I'm a junior, I quit my job, I'm urged to get married every day, and I have to pay the rent every month. It is the double pressure of economy and spirit! I'm so stressed.
10. Getting married is not my business alone. It's no use just urging.
1 1. I am so helpless. Forced to get married by my parents every day, I can't find a suitable object. It's hard, old iron.
12. My parents urged me to find another boyfriend to get married tonight. I don't know how much you want to marry me. Are you urged by your parents?
13. Copying other people's troubles. Commit your own stupidity, continue the boring years and sketch the sadness of tomorrow. Year after year, year after year. Looking back, I found myself wandering in the same place, sighing.
14. I have been urged by my parents to make a boyfriend and get married, saying that I am not as good as my brother and that my brother got married at the age of 23. Is it difficult to be a child?
15. Faced with some topics, I always want to escape. At the age when I was forced to get married, I was helpless.
Talk about the feeling of being urged to get married in a circle of friends (part two) 16. At the age of urging marriage, I always tell my family that it is so difficult for me to ask questions everywhere.
17. I don't know when I have reached the age of being urged to get married by my parents. I just graduated for two years at this time. Any explanation is useless to them. It is really troublesome to indulge yourself and face these problems at the age of wandering. ....
18. My father plans to meet me for engagement on May 1st. For this kind of forced marriage in our family, I must cheat after marriage!
19. Before, I talked to my mother about forced marriage on the Internet. My mother said that she would rather live a happy life without getting married than have an unhappy marriage because of worldly vision. She doesn't want to see the pain of a failed marriage accompany me all my life.
20. Isn't it sweet to be urged to find someone at a young age and be more enterprising?
2 1. As the first batch of post-90s generation, after the Spring Festival this year, I will enter the army of 30 years old in nominal age, and urging marriage is immune to me.
22. Life is always thinking and looking forward to the future in loss. If there is no sadness and distress in life, no joys and sorrows, then life is blank and desolate. The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness.
I don't want to get married? I also want to follow the law of life. After all, there is a price for violating the laws of life, but life is not what you want. I'm not a god. Of course, I can't do whatever I want, it's as simple as that.
24. I was urged to get married in the New Year. I just want to say that I met the right person at the right time and have been waiting.
25. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, happiness is defined as getting married and having children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.
26. I have my knowledge, you have your life, and he has his choices, so as to form a rich world.
27. Actually, you don't know that since you left, I have no idea of getting married.
28. Do you think it is the most terrible to have parents who are forced to marry and have children? Try to have a successful parent who is forced to live?
29. The most precious wealth of mankind is hope, which relieves our pain and paints a bright future for us to enjoy the present happiness. If human misfortune only focuses on the present, then people will stop sowing and planting, and people will be prepared for nothing; So in this earthly enjoyment, people will lack everything.
30. Why do you all ask me when I will get married? Are you all so rich?
Hate adult hypocritical circle of friends copywriting
Hate the hypocrisy of adult friends circle. 1. The moon is slowly becoming round, and things will get better gradually.
Now I don't know how to talk to others, and I see through the selfishness and hypocrisy of human nature, which is too ugly and unbearable. Sometimes, I can't help but want to expose ... I feel uncomfortable and blocked. ?
I am not from cool thin, but the world has taught me to taste the warmth and coldness of the world and see through its coldness, so I am indifferent.
Being a simple person, you can get along well with others, but you can't get along well with others. Don't pander to other people's wishful thinking. You don't look beautiful when you try to get along with others. You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.
No one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, whether the fall hurts or not, they will only look at where you finally stand, and then envy or despise you.
6. Human nature is ugly and can't stand the test. You think those people you have helped will at least show sympathy when you are in trouble, but often these people are the easiest to hit people when they are down and out.
7. You and I don't belong to each other. It doesn't matter whether you take care or goodbye. Cold feelings and bitterness have turned to dust. We should cherish the present.
8. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.
9. Where the body is, the heart is there. A beautiful hotbed can't bear the heaviness of people's hearts. Someone farts. You think it's cold mint, or it's poison.
10. What you can't keep is your heart, but what you can't resist is betrayal.
1 1. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.
12. Standing at the peak, how many people look up to you; How many people belittle you when you hit rock bottom; Interest attraction, how many people follow you; How many people abandon you when the benefits are exhausted.
13. Three thousand is prosperous and nine thousand is desolate. I just feel cold and thin.
14. There are too many hypocritical people in the world. Don't tell me you are an exception.
15. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.
Hate the hypocritical circle of friends of adults. 16. People are like hedgehogs in the cold winter. If you get too close, you will feel stinging. Too far away from each other, and feel cold; People must keep a proper distance to live.
17. People's hearts are thin and cold, and self-knowledge is enough. How much is true when people change their minds? Hands in pockets, nobody loves!
18. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.
19. If life is just like the first time, the autumn wind is sad and the painting fan is idle, but it is so popular and changeable.
20. Someone asked me if heat transfer can also take place between people, and I told him, probably, but you will find that there are many people in cool thin.
2 1. I hate those people with incomplete hearts. Please do not come into my life.
22. I won't force myself, I won't be hypocritical, I won't complicate myself, I will. It's always been simple.
In fact, there is no mercy in the world. If the needle doesn't prick others, they won't know how painful it is.
24. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
25. Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.
26. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people have hollowed out your heart, and you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.
27. What is inappropriate is that I am tired and bored. I am too lazy to love after weighing the pros and cons, and I want to meet someone better than you.
28. In fact, when you are away from home, no matter whether others give you a cold face or a hot face, don't take it too personally; What the outside world respects is the background, not the person himself; It doesn't matter whether a friend is cold or hot. True friendship is sincere.
29. Don't blindly pay for work or life, you may end up eating more bitter.
30. Super individuals living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality.
Copywriting for friends who don't want to be urged to get married.
Copywriting for friends who don't want to be urged to get married (I) 1. I won't listen. I don't care whether I am happy or not. Let's have a debate first, and then we'll win. I told you the rest.
I don't know what to do in the face of urging marriage. At this embarrassing age, there is still no reason to get married.
Unconsciously, I reached the age of being urged to get married, and my mother refused me at home during the summer vacation. Nothing can be said without help.
4. Parents urge to find a boyfriend and relatives urge to get married. The most terrible thing is having a baby [sleepy] [sleepy] at the Spring Festival Lantern Festival party. Now the sketch is really blind [supercilious look] [supercilious look] Who is moving against the real social development trend?
Even if you are old, you won't be forced to get married by your parents and won't be chosen by others. This is the confidence you gain from your efforts.
6. Whenever I feel that life is too comfortable, I will be awakened by marriage.
7. Before I talked to my mother about forced marriage on the Internet, my mother said that she would rather be happy than have an unhappy marriage because of secular vision. She doesn't want to see the pain of a failed marriage accompany me all my life.
My mother said that she didn't have a boyfriend and wouldn't go home for the New Year this year, so I won't go home for the New Year this year.
9. With less money, many things are far from home, so it's really urgent to get married.
10. I just chatted with my mother and then I was urged to get married. I don't want to find someone.
1 1. I feel anxious, I have accomplished nothing, I don't know how to change, and my family is frantically urging marriage.
12. Fortunately, my parents didn't rush me. Maybe they are going to get married next year.
13. Sometimes it's good to think about being urged to get married by parents. Like me, my mother makes me do everything, and my father doesn't ask anything. Always let me do whatever I want without being forced. I'm also quite afraid that I can only mix the society alone when I meet the so-called right fate in the future.
14. Mom: "Have a girlfriend?" Me: "No" Mom: "You can have this." Me: "This is really not.
15. He is 34 and I am 25, which is not bad for me. We have been together for more than two years. Now the family is urging marriage. Boyfriend is not local. My family asked him to have a house in the local area. He can't afford a house. His parents are unwilling to sell the house. My boyfriend has a younger brother. What should I do?
16. Countrymen went to town for a good series and were urged to get married by their relatives.
17. Every time my family forces me to get married, I want to settle down and reassure my parents, but I still look forward to the person who can fall in love. I don't want to settle down. I hope we can wait until the end.
18. I always feel that when I grow up, I can make up my own mind about everything. I just didn't expect that even my most basic marriage can't have my own ideas about when to get married and have children.
19. At the age of being at a loss, things are always unsatisfactory.
20. I am always forced to make choices, and they are all things I don't like.
Copywriting for friends who don't want to be urged to get married (2)1. When my peers gradually entered the stage of discussing their "wedding events", I was thinking about how to spend the period of being urged to get married by my parents in the future.
22. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.
23. The marriage-urging army went into battle tonight, which scared me. On my birthday, I suddenly felt very stressed.
24. At the age when my parents urged me to get married, I finally realized that this taste was unpleasant. I didn't want to meet the right person earlier, but fate didn't come, so it's no use forcing ~
25. I feel a little anxious for the New Year … being forced to get married at the age of 23 or 4?
26. Every time I go to my grandmother's house for dinner, I have to do a lot of psychological construction, because I really can't resist her forced marriage and blind date.
27. Encounter something very sad! ! Parents urged marriage. Appreciate parents' worries. I just haven't met the right girl who wants to be with me!
28. My parents helped me with a blind date with a boy without telling me.
29. Children don't go home for the New Year, and relatives who don't urge marriage are innocent …
30. Forced to get married at this age. Is it because I'm in a hurry?
3 1. Don't I want to get married? I also want to follow the law of life. After all, there is a price to pay for violating the laws of life, but life is not what you want. I'm not a god. Of course, I can't do whatever I want, it's as simple as that.
32. Working overtime makes me very happy, because I can forget everything around me and face a simple job without dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts.
33. Two people like to be together because they are happy. If they are unhappy, they still want to be together. This is love.
34. The pressure is so great that you are forced to get married even in your dreams. In the dream, they were forced to drop the table, run away and even want to jump down.
35. The most precious wealth of mankind is hope, which relieves our pain and paints a bright future for us to enjoy the present happiness. If human misfortune only focuses on the present, then people will stop sowing and planting, and people will be prepared for nothing; So in this earthly enjoyment, people will lack everything.
36. Even if you are a few years older, have more life experiences and a higher level of education, it does not mean that you are qualified to criticize and teach others and point out the maze.
37. I am under the pressure of being urged to get married one day, and I am afraid that there will be no other excuse for resisting once! This may be the price to pay for growing up!
38. Colleagues say that if you don't get married, others will look down on your parents. Is it a shame for my family that I don't get married? Moral kidnapping is really enough
39. I don't know when I started, but I also became a member of the army of urging marriage. I was repeatedly told by my parents throughout the winter vacation. I don't know whether I got married for myself or for my parents. After talking too much, I feel that there is still no such thing as empathy in this world.
40. I sighed and expressed countless bitterness and helplessness. I don't want to say a word, and I don't want to communicate more for a minute.
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