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"Let Go of the Three Kingdoms" Top Ten Gods and Top Ten Defensive Generals in the Eyes of Primary School Gods

Today, Xiao Bian brings the top ten gods and the top ten generals in the eyes of the primary school gods of Let Go of the Three Kingdoms. Let's take a look.

Let's talk about the series of God Generals first:

TOP1: Cao Ren

When Cao Ren released those three countries, he was among the top three. He played three first, and was invincible for one round, which made you feel dizzy for the first time. There is no meat in the push picture, Cao Ren, PK is out of control, Cao Ren. In addition to being unable to play in the back row, Cao Ren is omnipotent and ranks in the TOP1.

come and hit me. I want to faint six.

TOP9: Zhang Fei

Who is the first to reduce anger? Zhang Fei is the first to release Shu. My big Zhang Fei took the lead to reduce his anger by 2, which was even more critical. You said that Zhang Fei was put in the back row, and I was hehe. The less blood my big Zhang Fei had, the higher the injury and the more immune dizziness I felt. Guo Jia across the street, tremble.

TOP8 ma Chao

put three PK first person. Ma Chaodang, lie down. There is anger reduction, dizziness, and crit. Orange 5 talent is even more bloodsucking. It opened a surprise attack. 8. Don't hit 23 times, just 1 time. You didn't hear me wrong, just 1 time. Whether you are 1, Gan Ning or Cao Cao to prevent 2, blood, you are the dregs when my horse hits you violently.

TOP7 Zhou Tai

Who is more fleshy than Coss? I was 1 purple and 4 blue in the early stage of Zhou Tai, and I was in the top 1 in the arena. Block 1%2 rounds. You're right, I'm Zhou Tai, 2 rounds, 4 rage, unlimited block. Can Guan Yu and Xiahou's slag blocks compare with my big Zhou Tai?

I want six files.

TOP6 Huatuo

put three first milks. You said that you can compete with my milk in a rejuvenation? Ridiculous. I have six first-hand milks, and you said that the opposite one wants to cut my milk? I'm Hua Tuo nothingness 4 iron wall 8, with physical defense and legal defense, funny. Can you cut it?

I'm Hua tuo. 3 rounds is victory.

TOP5 Sun Jian

the first person with comprehensive ability to release the third grade. A god who can reduce anger, restore blood, restore anger, resist explosion, block and output in one. No.1 in my big Sun Jian is immortal. There is meat and output, and iron blood is a real man. Brother Jian is a man.

TOP4 Taishi Ci

the first chrysanthemum killer. The first person to control the field. Output the first person in the back row. Mix and match big lobsters, but you can't beat them? With my lobster, what else do you need to output? I am the first person in the lobster orange card. Hit three times at a time. More critical and dizzy.

who else?

TOP3 gan ning

invincible No.1 position, invincible anger reduction, invincible block, invincible meat and invincible output.

I'm at No.1, the kingdom of Wu in Ganning, and Zhang Fei Ma Chao, opposite me, is the dregs. You have your horse's feet. I have my sweet knife.

I, Gan Ning, will prove whose era No.1 is.

TOP2 Zhao Yun

God will be the first person in a limited time. Put three and output the first person. Zilong's output is always fighting spirit 1. Zilong's anger is always 4 o'clock. You said you controlled me with less anger? My big dragon's gentian talent. Are you blind? You say you wash and dodge? Do I have to eat Xiang in my eldest son?

the straight line of zilong is blank. Tug tu tu. Zilong is the engine that destroys dough.

TOP1 opens and closes.

who's better than lobster in the back row? Who is the stronger output than Zilong? Absolutely big. Do not believe you Baidu.

you said that a Zhang Fei put me in the back row and ruined me? Funny ratio I opened my eyes and critically injured 8 in an instant. You don't need to be dizzy at all, so you will be stunned.

The linkage of the advanced orange 5 is matched with the critical strike of my big Zhang He, which takes 6 seconds.

the back row of my big photo is a joke. The team with me is 5 to 4. Are you afraid?

followed by the top ten military commanders:

TOP1: Majestic

As the name implies, gastritis. You said that an anti-bone party is also worthy of the same name as my big five tigers in Shu? Also with an advanced orange card? Slag is always slag, and advanced orange cards can't get on the table.

TOP9: Zhang Zhongjing

This product is a tease. I can't believe that I won the honor by fighting. Do you think that I can surpass Da Huatuo with the amount of ginseng milk? Looking at the funny talent and fetters.

you can't imitate my noble fetters and talents.

TOP8 Zhang Liao

A friend told me the other day that this product was actually limited in time. I ha ha, anger reduction is not as big as my Zhang Fei, and the output is even worse than that of Fu in the same time limit. I cann't believe someone still smokes a limited time loser The Indian style of the advanced orange card is even more funny. Are you here to be funny?

TOP7 Xia Houyuan

This scum actually wants 5, prestige, and the assassination of 8 is even more a joke. You, a physical military commander, actually exerted a toxic effect, and my critical strike with Zhang He stunned you. No wonder Huang Zhong cut him with a knife. If it weren't for the handsome shape, would anyone exchange this product?

is the word "slag" brilliant? Ridiculous. ridiculous.

TOP6 Pang Tong

at first glance, isn't it the shape of a mysterious businessman? At first, I thought this product was comparable to the limited time, and after the test, it was a slag. If it weren't for the shackles of my big dragon, someone would buy this goods?

tell everyone a joke. Wolong Feng Chu, can the world be safe?

TOP5 Zhuge Liang

The first man of God in the Three Kingdoms is so miserable. With my orange card Xuande, this product is for soy sauce. Looking at the viceroy of Wu and the fu of Wei, this slag is not worthy of the name.

tell you a joke with TOP6. Wolong Feng Chu can secure the world.

TOP4 marten

The other day, I saw a lineup of Marten Gongsun Zan in the arena. Click it, and it turned out that the goods were seconds in two rounds. It's ridiculous that this scum is actually Ma Chao's father. Is the raid in the cottage as powerful as my big horse? My horse's one-foot crit takes one second, and this slag can't even kill Guo Jia.

TOP3 Si Mazhao

The other day, I saw a god who posted a post to test Si Mazhao, and as a result, this product went out for three rounds. The great gods are angry and decomposed.

The broken Shu of this slag is not in the same level as my big Deng Ai at all, and the output is not even half that of his father.

My father is Li Gang. Your father is Sima?

practice is the only criterion for testing slag.

TOP2 Guo Jia

has mixed opinions.

This scum was once the first mage? Who knows the probability of dizziness. This slag position 1 is a symbol of our own annihilation.

is the talent of teasing advanced 6 or advanced 7?

slag intelligence 99 is worthy of praise. The strengthening after the orange card should also be affirmed.

I want a life in full bloom.

TOP1 Sun Ce

hello, everyone. My name is Sun Ce. I am the first scum in a limited time. Can your ranking in Zhang Liao be compared with my ranking in Sun Ce? I can have it in Sun Ce with a guaranteed price of 2 points. Come and slap me.

I am ridiculous that Guo Er, the second scum, blew himself up. I, Sun Ce, died naked and got angry.

letter chop?

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