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The frog prince's two-part allegorical saying

Wash the shrimps in the leather basket-you can't take them off.

The tiger followed the fox.

Hanging around your neck-scaring people.

Playing with a big knife to sweep the grave-scaring ghosts.

Yang Liulang forgave Yang Zongbao-she was frightened by her daughter-in-law.

The mill of tofu shop-no pressure, no job.

See the scenery by car-we'll see.

Paper tiger-scary people can't beat people.

Riding with a book-we'll see.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Ride a donkey and read the books-we'll see.

Ride around the lamp.-we'll see.

Taoist blowing conch-bluffing.

Set off firecrackers on the coffin-it's scary.

Lying down and talking-no low back pain

Two-part allegorical saying-dangerous class

A hair is a millstone-a close call.

Lick sugar with a knife-danger

A kid's knife-not for fun.

Cut your head with a kitchen knife-danger

Tigers fight-they can't be dissuaded.

Lu Hou banquet-this wine is not good.

Pregnant women crossing the wooden bridge-despair

The bitch jumped into the fire-she would lose her hair even if she died.

The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

Horse racing on the wooden bridge-danger

A mouse digs into a corner-it will die if it doesn't shell.

Sparrows get into the blind cat's mouth-they have to shed their hair when they die.

Grinding pepper in a glazed bowl-it's very dangerous.

Pig eight quit into the soup pot-live as hell.

Race with a horse's tail

Two-part allegorical saying-the category of steady implementation

Three dollars of tofu brain-ready-made.

Pick up the snail with three fingers-as sure as a gun.

Roll the dice in the bucket, don't run.

Ciba in a big bowl-OK.

The pony is tied to a big tree and is safe.

Put it in your pocket.-Take it away now.

Driving in the pond to catch fish-no one can escape.

Catch fish in a jar-you can't get away.

Catch a turtle in a water tank-by hand.

Grass grows on the stone-the roots are hard.

Shut the door and beat the dog-you can't get away.

The old cow is tied to the stump, and it can't run away.

The old woman touched the chicken-after all, there were eggs.

Catch a turtle in a jar-when you have it, catch it.

Wear shoes without soles-keep your feet on the ground.

Wear sandals and walk on the dirt road with crutches-be sure.

Wear spikes and sticks-slow and steady.

A sharpshooter can hit the target as sure as a gun.

Follow the road.-don't ask.

Follow the mill to find the donkey's ankle-that's easy.

Follow the trail.-there's no way.

Planting flowers under the sea-deeply rooted

Cross the river with a scale-don't float.

Steel head cap-very safe.

The mouse in the cat's mouth can't run away.

The bird in the cage can't escape.

A monk can't run out of the temple-please rest assured.

The lame man walked step by step.

Cross the river by feeling the stones-slowly but firmly.

No one can escape from boiling water on a rat's nest.

Blind boxing.-wait.

The blind man chopped the wooden axe on the ground.

Carving Bodhisattva with Sandalwood-the spirit is ineffective, but it is steady.

Two-part allegorical saying-indifferent class

Hit hard with a cotton ball, and there was no response.

The stone falls into the water-sinks (silently)

Stone makes soup-no oil, no salt.

Play the lute to a cow-turn a deaf ear

Wax gourd hits wooden fish-it doesn't ring.

Stick your tongue in the tea jar-it didn't touch it.

Lanterns and gongs-don't ring (think)

Scald the pig in cold water-there is no gas.

Make tea in cold water-no color.

Carve a monkey out of a pepper tree-insensitive

The heavy object fell into the sea without sound.

The weight fell on the cotton-padded coat-there was no reply.

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying anything.

The hammer tapped on the rubber.

December tofu is cold.

Two-part allegorical saying-irrelevant category

I caught a rabbit on August 15-I will have a holiday without you.

Nine Niu Yi hairs.-It doesn't matter.

A leaf in the big forest-not much with you, not much without you.

Peeing in the river-not much with you, not much without you.

The boil on the wood-never mind.

The fisherman went home-not in the lake.

The rice is rotten in the pot-take the relationship as an example.

The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.

Dengcao hits people-it doesn't hurt.

Juncus has weight-it has no weight.

There are blisters on the tail of the mouse-the swelling is not obvious.

The couple had a quarrel-they didn't convince themselves.

Sandbag wine-not in the pot (almost)

There are too many lice-I don't know how to itch.

Fat man's belt-it doesn't matter at all.

Scratch your boots-it doesn't matter.

Tearing clothes and mending trousers-it's no use.

Bao Gong is in Kaifeng House-impartial

Turn on the steam directly.

Carpenter's plane-love to fight injustice

Put the lion in the cave-dare to set up a powerful enemy.

It thunders easily in the middle of the night-a clear conscience.

A piece of iron in a pile of tofu-the hardest.

I am willing to cut myself and dare to win the emperor-selfless and fearless.

Iron man is not afraid of sticks-because he is hard.

Street lamp lighting-justice

Seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-Bold.

Put the chicken feathers on the telephone pole-what a big duster.

Guan Gong entered the palace-cut to the chase

A tiger with a beard on its mouth-how dare you!

The robber had a knife in his hand-he had a lot of nerve.

Zhang Er lamp holder-no self-illumination.

It's not surprising to knock at the door in the middle of the night-nothing is wrong.

Put a bowl of water on the table-tamp it.

Candles have damaged themselves and illuminated others all their lives.

Fart in the water-put it straight.

The mud in the kiln-the more it burns, the harder it becomes.

Bow in frost weather-the harder you pull, the harder it becomes.

Two-part allegorical saying-hope classroom

The twelve gods have a stiff upper lip-ink (silence) pour (prayer)

80-year-old mother-in-law raises young children-children of hope

Thirty nights looking forward to the bright moon-hopeless.

Three Bodhisattvas burn two incense sticks-I didn't get your hope.

Eat tofu on New Year's Day-I don't want to.

Meridian Hotel You Mao-One Day

Cover the manger.-adults.

Sailing in the well-there is no escape.

Go out at night-it's getting brighter and brighter.

I asked for leave at the meeting-I didn't attend (interest)

Fish in a jar-there is no limit to how far you go.

The rooster lay eggs-hopeless.

The tortoise yanked on the threshold-but look at this.

Nails in the bag-everyone wants to stand out.

The old lady is crying for her daughter-there is no hope.

The old monk lit a lantern-clean and safe.

Old monk, look at the dowry-not in my life.

The mouse dragged the bottle.-Okay, it's in there.

The mouse dragged the gourd-the big one was behind.

Dead teacher-there is no hope (hope)

A piece in the gutter-a day of turning over.

Penny draws water-the back is long.

Photonic stone on the beach-one day it will turn over.

The sea of misery is boundless-turning back is the shore.

Get into a dead end-the future is limitless

Sleep on a pole-you can't turn over.

Ants climbed into the dustpan-roads were everywhere.

The mouse is stuck in the dead end-there is no way out.

Lotus leaves wrapped in round nails-everyone wants to stand out.

Boil oil in the bone-there is little hope.

Weigh from beginning to end-it looks straight

Sparrows fall into rough chaff-disappointment

Water chestnut is placed in Madai-everyone wants to stand out.

Push the cart to pick up the ribbon-there is hope.

A snake drills a bamboo tube-there is only one direction.

Pull back from the cliff-turn back to shore

Adult Chongzhen's Funeral —— I hope who won't come and who won't.

Horse racing on the bow-the future is limitless.

Running in the bow-there is no escape.

Sailing in the pond-there is no escape.

A telescope on the bridge of your nose-you can see very far.

Blind people play lanterns-they can't see their future.

Shoot blindly.-there's no hope.

Two-part allegorical saying-sweet.

Cover my heart with honey-it's so sweet.

Steamed litchi with rock sugar-adding sweetness to sweetness

Cookie cake-not sweet

The smell of Lan Zhi-especially fragrant.

Leek steamed stuffed bun-fragrant from inside to outside

Frosty red persimmon-so sweet.

Blind people eat sugar cane-it's sweet.

Sugarcane is eaten upside down-sweeter every day.

Two-part allegorical saying-meanness and meanness

It's stingy to buy sesame cakes at 30 cents to see how thick they are.

Hot chicken in cold water.-nothing.

Straw blows fire-stingy

Onions in the ass-pour garlic (number)

Buddha's face gold-shallow

Scrape the gold off the Buddha's face-despicable.

A mouse drilled into the oil pan-something went in, but nothing came out.

Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony

Notched tweezers.-nothing.

Iron rooster-penniless

Tie the needle to the drill bit, it is too small.

Goose plucking-passers-by don't relax.

Chess in an orphanage: poor and happy, poor and happy.

Rabbit into essence: more powerful than tiger.

Whip instead of stick: eat soft but not hard

I'm calling my aunt to the queen mother: I want to be a fairy.

Think nine inches and ten inches: push your luck.

Girl's thread: I have a clue.

Paralysis and falling into the mud pond: unable to extricate oneself

A gladiator's arm is a car: it doesn't measure itself.

Riding a donkey: just to be happy in front of you

Making dolls with sugar noodles: suitable for sweet people

Driving without a whip: just flattering.

Dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat: a leopard cannot change his spots.

Drive sheep over the flaming mountain: force them to death

Paralysis falls into the well: fishing for the DPRK also sits.

Drive a chicken into the river: force it to death.

Adou as emperor: weak and incompetent

Drive the sheep up the tree: it is difficult to get on the bus (steak)

Lonely old man and single son: living together

Throw the bone into the dog's mouth: it can eat whatever it wants.

Clear the way for Phytolacca acinosa: number one accomplice

Pine trees planted in flowerpots: no money.

Flower rooster on the stage: show your beauty

The mower picked up a pumpkin: the big one.

Death eaters to Yan: one is fiercer than the other.

Dog bites ass: definitely (bite)

What do you mean when things fail? Try to remedy them.

Hua Dan has a beard: Nothing.

Looking at the scenery through a telescope: right in front of you

I am the black sheep in my account: I can't see it clearly, but I can't bear to lose it.

Play tricks in the street: talk too much

Chicken pays New Year greetings to weasel: self-trapping.

Break the plants in the reed pond: fall to the ground

Young girl embroidered purse: concentrate

Dog Bites the Sun: Arrogance (King)

Girls love flowers, boys love guns: each has its own advantages; Everybody likes it.

Catch a glimpse of the wind: nothing (figuratively speaking, nothing)

Stepmother hits children: pat the soles of two shoes.

Eating pork fritters: I'm tired of it.

Lonely lamb: a cub without a mother

Blind man fishing: take a chance

Sleeping in a snail's shell: it's hard to turn over

Mosquitoes bite eggs: no holes can enter.

Hair on the back of the head: it's hard to see each other all my life

Hooper Hooper's Skills: Adult Fiona Fang

Stepmother beats children: it's a meal sooner or later.

Antique dealer: know the goods in your eyes

Step on the watermelon skin and grab a mud in your hand: slide twice.

Scare the bird: I have a lingering fear

Living alone and meeting relatives: overjoyed

Coptis chinensis water feeding baby: bitter child

Drink water according to the cow's head: reluctantly

When pickled in a sauce jar: a piece of (pickled) meat.

Mosquitoes are slapped: the loss of eating their mouths

Burn your ass: You can't sit still.

Mosquito bites: all because of your good mouth.

Blind people doze off: inconspicuous

Jia Baoyu's psychic jade: the lifeblood

Stick couplets on the dog's mouth: no way (no way)

Wang Baochuan fell in love with beggars: a visionary.

Bend over the tree: it can't stand straight.

Going to the market to visit relatives: things on the road

Butterflies in pairs: fly with me

Dogs bite tiles: full of words (porcelain)

Fish in the net, bird in the cage: you can't escape.

Looking at peony on the platform of returning home: being a ghost is also romantic.

The failed rooster: frustration and depression

Mosquito dragon trapped on the beach: totally unbelievable

Dog bites flagpole: I don't know the height

Towering mountain: Never waver

The blind man ate walnuts: he hit his hand.

A few hairs: It's all about money.

Blind people wear glasses: an extra frame

Scratch on the faucet: Will slipping kill you?

Peeling peanuts: red man (benevolence)

The emperor's imperial edict and the general's order: it's up to you in one bite.

Pulling a tooth out of a tiger's mouth: the courage of a good man

Monkeys climb cherry trees: rough people eat flour and rice.

Bones in a dog's mouth: not much oil and water: not much oil and water.

Flower-covered henhouse: beautiful outside, empty inside.

Stranger hangs up: as blind as a bat.

After the centipede was frightened, it became more and more fierce.

The cock crows to go: it gets brighter as it goes.

Alcoholics drink soda: not enough

Take a penny as the moon: miser

Jiang Gan stole books: cheated.

Coptis chinensis and Glycyrrhiza uralensis Fisch: bitter and sweet.

Back neck cramp: drooping head

Dog bites tail: running around

It is never too late to mend

Stepmother's fist: Great.

Pockmarked Wang eats walnuts: the idea of going out.

Wang Xiaoer beat drums and gongs: penniless.

Wang po sells melons: selling and boasting

Mosquito weight: what a big breath

Horned dog: pretend (sheep)

Antique store owner: He knows the goods in his eyes.

Mosquito bites bodhisattva: mistook one for another.

Jia Baoyu married: not a sweetheart

Street secretary yamen: Who can be fooled?

Fresh peaches on the cliff: nobody cares (picking)

Snail to dinner: an uninvited guest

Long live grandpa's toilet: no share for you (shit)

Dog bites zongzi: it can't be solved; not understand

Pedal stair board: step by step.

The lion in front of Jia's house: dead (stone)

Arms folded and hidden in sleeves: self-covering pain

Step on a stick: your position is unstable.

Mosquitoes look for courage in their stomachs: deliberately embarrassed.

Planting onions in sorghum fields: a shortcut

Rabbit eats cake: a boring day

Shit in the river: only he (you) knows.

Short push: the hand is not high.

Fart in the coffin: it stinks

Dam break: I dare not (be blocked)

Put a shotgun in the sorghum field: send the rabbit up.

Bow before meeting people: It is not surprising to be polite to many people.

A rabbit gives birth to a mouse: a nest is not as good as a nest

Put the weight on the load: I can't bear it.

Coffin shop business: making money from the dead

It goes in one ear and out the other: it goes in one ear and out the other.

Boiled loach: See how you skate.

Water on the ground: Where does it flow?

Broken bamboo: rocking the boat.

Rooster on the road: a stumbling block

Biketrial: One step at a time.

The sauce jar is broken: it's still there.

Foot bath boating: expert (sailing)

Mosquito yawns: the breath is not small

Iron cap steel head: double insurance

Rats climb bamboo poles: climb one section at a time.

Emperor's ancestral temple: ancestral temple

Mosquitoes looking for spiders: traps

Rabbit: It's different from others.

Bone stuck in throat: unable to swallow, unable to spit out.

Rabbit drive shaft, noon setting: at sixes and sevens.