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The frog prince's two-part allegorical saying
The tiger followed the fox.
Hanging around your neck-scaring people.
Playing with a big knife to sweep the grave-scaring ghosts.
Yang Liulang forgave Yang Zongbao-she was frightened by her daughter-in-law.
The mill of tofu shop-no pressure, no job.
See the scenery by car-we'll see.
Paper tiger-scary people can't beat people.
Riding with a book-we'll see.
Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.
Ride a donkey and read the books-we'll see.
Ride around the lamp.-we'll see.
Taoist blowing conch-bluffing.
Set off firecrackers on the coffin-it's scary.
Lying down and talking-no low back pain
Two-part allegorical saying-dangerous class
A hair is a millstone-a close call.
Lick sugar with a knife-danger
A kid's knife-not for fun.
Cut your head with a kitchen knife-danger
Tigers fight-they can't be dissuaded.
Lu Hou banquet-this wine is not good.
Pregnant women crossing the wooden bridge-despair
The bitch jumped into the fire-she would lose her hair even if she died.
The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.
Horse racing on the wooden bridge-danger
A mouse digs into a corner-it will die if it doesn't shell.
Sparrows get into the blind cat's mouth-they have to shed their hair when they die.
Grinding pepper in a glazed bowl-it's very dangerous.
Pig eight quit into the soup pot-live as hell.
Race with a horse's tail
Two-part allegorical saying-the category of steady implementation
Three dollars of tofu brain-ready-made.
Pick up the snail with three fingers-as sure as a gun.
Roll the dice in the bucket, don't run.
Ciba in a big bowl-OK.
The pony is tied to a big tree and is safe.
Put it in your pocket.-Take it away now.
Driving in the pond to catch fish-no one can escape.
Catch fish in a jar-you can't get away.
Catch a turtle in a water tank-by hand.
Grass grows on the stone-the roots are hard.
Shut the door and beat the dog-you can't get away.
The old cow is tied to the stump, and it can't run away.
The old woman touched the chicken-after all, there were eggs.
Catch a turtle in a jar-when you have it, catch it.
Wear shoes without soles-keep your feet on the ground.
Wear sandals and walk on the dirt road with crutches-be sure.
Wear spikes and sticks-slow and steady.
A sharpshooter can hit the target as sure as a gun.
Follow the road.-don't ask.
Follow the mill to find the donkey's ankle-that's easy.
Follow the trail.-there's no way.
Planting flowers under the sea-deeply rooted
Cross the river with a scale-don't float.
Steel head cap-very safe.
The mouse in the cat's mouth can't run away.
The bird in the cage can't escape.
A monk can't run out of the temple-please rest assured.
The lame man walked step by step.
Cross the river by feeling the stones-slowly but firmly.
No one can escape from boiling water on a rat's nest.
Blind boxing.-wait.
The blind man chopped the wooden axe on the ground.
Carving Bodhisattva with Sandalwood-the spirit is ineffective, but it is steady.
Two-part allegorical saying-indifferent class
Hit hard with a cotton ball, and there was no response.
The stone falls into the water-sinks (silently)
Stone makes soup-no oil, no salt.
Play the lute to a cow-turn a deaf ear
Wax gourd hits wooden fish-it doesn't ring.
Stick your tongue in the tea jar-it didn't touch it.
Lanterns and gongs-don't ring (think)
Scald the pig in cold water-there is no gas.
Make tea in cold water-no color.
Carve a monkey out of a pepper tree-insensitive
The heavy object fell into the sea without sound.
The weight fell on the cotton-padded coat-there was no reply.
Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying anything.
The hammer tapped on the rubber.
December tofu is cold.
Two-part allegorical saying-irrelevant category
I caught a rabbit on August 15-I will have a holiday without you.
Nine Niu Yi hairs.-It doesn't matter.
A leaf in the big forest-not much with you, not much without you.
Peeing in the river-not much with you, not much without you.
The boil on the wood-never mind.
The fisherman went home-not in the lake.
The rice is rotten in the pot-take the relationship as an example.
The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.
Dengcao hits people-it doesn't hurt.
Juncus has weight-it has no weight.
There are blisters on the tail of the mouse-the swelling is not obvious.
The couple had a quarrel-they didn't convince themselves.
Sandbag wine-not in the pot (almost)
There are too many lice-I don't know how to itch.
Fat man's belt-it doesn't matter at all.
Scratch your boots-it doesn't matter.
Tearing clothes and mending trousers-it's no use.
Bao Gong is in Kaifeng House-impartial
Turn on the steam directly.
Carpenter's plane-love to fight injustice
Put the lion in the cave-dare to set up a powerful enemy.
It thunders easily in the middle of the night-a clear conscience.
A piece of iron in a pile of tofu-the hardest.
I am willing to cut myself and dare to win the emperor-selfless and fearless.
Iron man is not afraid of sticks-because he is hard.
Street lamp lighting-justice
Seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-Bold.
Put the chicken feathers on the telephone pole-what a big duster.
Guan Gong entered the palace-cut to the chase
A tiger with a beard on its mouth-how dare you!
The robber had a knife in his hand-he had a lot of nerve.
Zhang Er lamp holder-no self-illumination.
It's not surprising to knock at the door in the middle of the night-nothing is wrong.
Put a bowl of water on the table-tamp it.
Candles have damaged themselves and illuminated others all their lives.
Fart in the water-put it straight.
The mud in the kiln-the more it burns, the harder it becomes.
Bow in frost weather-the harder you pull, the harder it becomes.
Two-part allegorical saying-hope classroom
The twelve gods have a stiff upper lip-ink (silence) pour (prayer)
80-year-old mother-in-law raises young children-children of hope
Thirty nights looking forward to the bright moon-hopeless.
Three Bodhisattvas burn two incense sticks-I didn't get your hope.
Eat tofu on New Year's Day-I don't want to.
Meridian Hotel You Mao-One Day
Cover the manger.-adults.
Sailing in the well-there is no escape.
Go out at night-it's getting brighter and brighter.
I asked for leave at the meeting-I didn't attend (interest)
Fish in a jar-there is no limit to how far you go.
The rooster lay eggs-hopeless.
The tortoise yanked on the threshold-but look at this.
Nails in the bag-everyone wants to stand out.
The old lady is crying for her daughter-there is no hope.
The old monk lit a lantern-clean and safe.
Old monk, look at the dowry-not in my life.
The mouse dragged the bottle.-Okay, it's in there.
The mouse dragged the gourd-the big one was behind.
Dead teacher-there is no hope (hope)
A piece in the gutter-a day of turning over.
Penny draws water-the back is long.
Photonic stone on the beach-one day it will turn over.
The sea of misery is boundless-turning back is the shore.
Get into a dead end-the future is limitless
Sleep on a pole-you can't turn over.
Ants climbed into the dustpan-roads were everywhere.
The mouse is stuck in the dead end-there is no way out.
Lotus leaves wrapped in round nails-everyone wants to stand out.
Boil oil in the bone-there is little hope.
Weigh from beginning to end-it looks straight
Sparrows fall into rough chaff-disappointment
Water chestnut is placed in Madai-everyone wants to stand out.
Push the cart to pick up the ribbon-there is hope.
A snake drills a bamboo tube-there is only one direction.
Pull back from the cliff-turn back to shore
Adult Chongzhen's Funeral —— I hope who won't come and who won't.
Horse racing on the bow-the future is limitless.
Running in the bow-there is no escape.
Sailing in the pond-there is no escape.
A telescope on the bridge of your nose-you can see very far.
Blind people play lanterns-they can't see their future.
Shoot blindly.-there's no hope.
Two-part allegorical saying-sweet.
Cover my heart with honey-it's so sweet.
Steamed litchi with rock sugar-adding sweetness to sweetness
Cookie cake-not sweet
The smell of Lan Zhi-especially fragrant.
Leek steamed stuffed bun-fragrant from inside to outside
Frosty red persimmon-so sweet.
Blind people eat sugar cane-it's sweet.
Sugarcane is eaten upside down-sweeter every day.
Two-part allegorical saying-meanness and meanness
It's stingy to buy sesame cakes at 30 cents to see how thick they are.
Hot chicken in cold water.-nothing.
Straw blows fire-stingy
Onions in the ass-pour garlic (number)
Buddha's face gold-shallow
Scrape the gold off the Buddha's face-despicable.
A mouse drilled into the oil pan-something went in, but nothing came out.
Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony
Notched tweezers.-nothing.
Iron rooster-penniless
Tie the needle to the drill bit, it is too small.
Goose plucking-passers-by don't relax.
Chess in an orphanage: poor and happy, poor and happy.
Rabbit into essence: more powerful than tiger.
Whip instead of stick: eat soft but not hard
I'm calling my aunt to the queen mother: I want to be a fairy.
Think nine inches and ten inches: push your luck.
Girl's thread: I have a clue.
Paralysis and falling into the mud pond: unable to extricate oneself
A gladiator's arm is a car: it doesn't measure itself.
Riding a donkey: just to be happy in front of you
Making dolls with sugar noodles: suitable for sweet people
Driving without a whip: just flattering.
Dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat: a leopard cannot change his spots.
Drive sheep over the flaming mountain: force them to death
Paralysis falls into the well: fishing for the DPRK also sits.
Drive a chicken into the river: force it to death.
Adou as emperor: weak and incompetent
Drive the sheep up the tree: it is difficult to get on the bus (steak)
Lonely old man and single son: living together
Throw the bone into the dog's mouth: it can eat whatever it wants.
Clear the way for Phytolacca acinosa: number one accomplice
Pine trees planted in flowerpots: no money.
Flower rooster on the stage: show your beauty
The mower picked up a pumpkin: the big one.
Death eaters to Yan: one is fiercer than the other.
Dog bites ass: definitely (bite)
What do you mean when things fail? Try to remedy them.
Hua Dan has a beard: Nothing.
Looking at the scenery through a telescope: right in front of you
I am the black sheep in my account: I can't see it clearly, but I can't bear to lose it.
Play tricks in the street: talk too much
Chicken pays New Year greetings to weasel: self-trapping.
Break the plants in the reed pond: fall to the ground
Young girl embroidered purse: concentrate
Dog Bites the Sun: Arrogance (King)
Girls love flowers, boys love guns: each has its own advantages; Everybody likes it.
Catch a glimpse of the wind: nothing (figuratively speaking, nothing)
Stepmother hits children: pat the soles of two shoes.
Eating pork fritters: I'm tired of it.
Lonely lamb: a cub without a mother
Blind man fishing: take a chance
Sleeping in a snail's shell: it's hard to turn over
Mosquitoes bite eggs: no holes can enter.
Hair on the back of the head: it's hard to see each other all my life
Hooper Hooper's Skills: Adult Fiona Fang
Stepmother beats children: it's a meal sooner or later.
Antique dealer: know the goods in your eyes
Step on the watermelon skin and grab a mud in your hand: slide twice.
Scare the bird: I have a lingering fear
Living alone and meeting relatives: overjoyed
Coptis chinensis water feeding baby: bitter child
Drink water according to the cow's head: reluctantly
When pickled in a sauce jar: a piece of (pickled) meat.
Mosquitoes are slapped: the loss of eating their mouths
Burn your ass: You can't sit still.
Mosquito bites: all because of your good mouth.
Blind people doze off: inconspicuous
Jia Baoyu's psychic jade: the lifeblood
Stick couplets on the dog's mouth: no way (no way)
Wang Baochuan fell in love with beggars: a visionary.
Bend over the tree: it can't stand straight.
Going to the market to visit relatives: things on the road
Butterflies in pairs: fly with me
Dogs bite tiles: full of words (porcelain)
Fish in the net, bird in the cage: you can't escape.
Looking at peony on the platform of returning home: being a ghost is also romantic.
The failed rooster: frustration and depression
Mosquito dragon trapped on the beach: totally unbelievable
Dog bites flagpole: I don't know the height
Towering mountain: Never waver
The blind man ate walnuts: he hit his hand.
A few hairs: It's all about money.
Blind people wear glasses: an extra frame
Scratch on the faucet: Will slipping kill you?
Peeling peanuts: red man (benevolence)
The emperor's imperial edict and the general's order: it's up to you in one bite.
Pulling a tooth out of a tiger's mouth: the courage of a good man
Monkeys climb cherry trees: rough people eat flour and rice.
Bones in a dog's mouth: not much oil and water: not much oil and water.
Flower-covered henhouse: beautiful outside, empty inside.
Stranger hangs up: as blind as a bat.
After the centipede was frightened, it became more and more fierce.
The cock crows to go: it gets brighter as it goes.
Alcoholics drink soda: not enough
Take a penny as the moon: miser
Jiang Gan stole books: cheated.
Coptis chinensis and Glycyrrhiza uralensis Fisch: bitter and sweet.
Back neck cramp: drooping head
Dog bites tail: running around
It is never too late to mend
Stepmother's fist: Great.
Pockmarked Wang eats walnuts: the idea of going out.
Wang Xiaoer beat drums and gongs: penniless.
Wang po sells melons: selling and boasting
Mosquito weight: what a big breath
Horned dog: pretend (sheep)
Antique store owner: He knows the goods in his eyes.
Mosquito bites bodhisattva: mistook one for another.
Jia Baoyu married: not a sweetheart
Street secretary yamen: Who can be fooled?
Fresh peaches on the cliff: nobody cares (picking)
Snail to dinner: an uninvited guest
Long live grandpa's toilet: no share for you (shit)
Dog bites zongzi: it can't be solved; not understand
Pedal stair board: step by step.
The lion in front of Jia's house: dead (stone)
Arms folded and hidden in sleeves: self-covering pain
Step on a stick: your position is unstable.
Mosquitoes look for courage in their stomachs: deliberately embarrassed.
Planting onions in sorghum fields: a shortcut
Rabbit eats cake: a boring day
Shit in the river: only he (you) knows.
Short push: the hand is not high.
Fart in the coffin: it stinks
Dam break: I dare not (be blocked)
Put a shotgun in the sorghum field: send the rabbit up.
Bow before meeting people: It is not surprising to be polite to many people.
A rabbit gives birth to a mouse: a nest is not as good as a nest
Put the weight on the load: I can't bear it.
Coffin shop business: making money from the dead
It goes in one ear and out the other: it goes in one ear and out the other.
Boiled loach: See how you skate.
Water on the ground: Where does it flow?
Broken bamboo: rocking the boat.
Rooster on the road: a stumbling block
Biketrial: One step at a time.
The sauce jar is broken: it's still there.
Foot bath boating: expert (sailing)
Mosquito yawns: the breath is not small
Iron cap steel head: double insurance
Rats climb bamboo poles: climb one section at a time.
Emperor's ancestral temple: ancestral temple
Mosquitoes looking for spiders: traps
Rabbit: It's different from others.
Bone stuck in throat: unable to swallow, unable to spit out.
Rabbit drive shaft, noon setting: at sixes and sevens.
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