2010 Spring Festival funny text messages

Spring Festival SMS Happy New Year

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1. Wish you: good health Saimeng Niu is associated with beautiful women rejoicing; life is prosperous and Robust, career is getting better and better; financial resources are strong and rising, and stocks are shining purple!

2. When the tiger arrives, good luck will shine, and troubles will be put aside. I wish you to meet noble people when you go out, and listen to the good news at home! Every year has this time, every year has its present day! -Happy New Year!

3. The New Year is here. Think about it, I have nothing to give you, and I don’t plan to give you too much. I only want to give you 50 million: 10 million happiness! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Don’t forget me

4. The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hug me, and the money floats towards you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it... …

5. I wish: The leader will favor you, the police will let you go, the court will face you, your career will be with you, your wife will be with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your wealth will protect you, and you are the only one who will win the lottery!

6. Happy New Year! May you be more popular than Our Lady, rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, more heroic than Saddam Hussein, as handsome as David Beckham, and become the international superman!

7. May good luck be like a land mine and misfortune be like a meteor shower that will never rain down on you. May wealth be like garbage and be picked up everywhere. May happiness be with you all your life like a fly staring at you. Happy New Year!

9. Happy Chinese New Year! I sincerely bless you, God bless you, Allah cares about you, Bodhisattva loves you! You want the wind, you want the rain, you want to have fun, and you have gold all over the place!

10. A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; health and relaxation; reunion, love and affection; harmony and beauty, prosperity and prosperity. !

11. Please accept my best wishes. The first day of the Lunar New Year: everything goes well; the northwest is the god of joy; the east is the god of wealth; the northeast is the noble god; wealth is good and love is nourishing.

12. On the second day of the first lunar month, we worship the God of Happiness in the Southwest; the God of Wealth in the East; and the Noble God in the Northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, great health, and delicious food!

13. On the third day of the first lunar month, there is happiness and joy; the god of happiness is the northwest; the god of wealth is the south; the noble god is the east. I wish you all the best in the card game, may your hands get cramped when counting money!

14. On the fourth day of the first lunar month, blessings come to your door: the God of Joy in the Southeast; the God of Wealth in the South; the God of Nobleness in the East; when you see good things, take advantage of them and eat in moderation. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best!

15. New weather on the fifth day of the first lunar month: the God of Joy in the Northeast, the God of Wealth in the Southeast, and the God of Nobility in the Southwest. I wish the Golden Monkey a prosperous career in the new year, that he will eat and drink without worrying about getting fat, that his wife will be more beautiful as he grows up, that the old and the young will be strong, and that he will be full of energy in the new year

16. The spring breeze will fill you; your family will care about you; and love will nourish you. You; my friends are loyal to you; I wish you the best; your lucky star will always shine on you.

I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!

17. May all the good dreams cling to you, be sweet when you fall asleep, and come true when you wake up! May all fortune surround you! You will see wealth at sunrise and wealth at sunset! May all the lucky stars protect you! Good luck at all times! Peace all the time!

18. The snow is falling, firecrackers are set off, the New Year is here, the chickens are crowing, the dogs are jumping, I wish you a happy smile, a good mood, and a happy day!

In the New Year, I wish you have lofty ideals, stride forward with a bright face, drive a BMW and live in Guangsha, set up a company and become the boss, and make a difference in Asia!

19. I wish you that you will be young every year, be beautiful every day and loved by everyone, have a rich and stylish husband, a well-behaved and handsome lover, a villa and mansion with a view of the sea, and a fast BMW sports car. Happy New Year!

20. In the 2006 weather forecast, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, health clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes. This weather will continue. A whole year.

21. I wish you that in the new year: your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, you will have countless money, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, you will be as romantic as a musical score, and you will be as happy as you are.

22. A wise man said: Friends not only talk and laugh, but also share worries. I can't see you often, but my friendship will never change. I don’t contact you often, but I keep you in my heart. I wish you a happy New Year!

23. I don’t give gifts during the Spring Festival. I send you a text message to wish you good health and happiness. Good luck is never separated from you. The God of Wealth has followed you. Money is rolling into your bag. All the benefits are given to you!

24. Happy New Year~my friend! May you be happy every year, everything goes smoothly every month, be happy and worry-free every day, be happy all the time, and be full of vitality every moment. I wish you the best~~

25. Smile is fire, happiness is pot, Blessings are ribs. May the fire of smiles light the pot of happiness and cook the ribs of blessings, and may the fragrance of blessings float to you who are always happy... Happy Spring Festival!

26. I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival, five blessings, six or six fortunes, a colorful life, exquisite and long-term prosperity, perfect and perfect, a hundred years of good fortune, and a wealth of wealth to enjoy slowly!

27. I wish you a happy new year: good things come in pairs, you are the most beautiful when you go out, you are the king of the world, better than Qin Shihuang; everyone supports you, you eat meat and others drink soup, and the money goes straight to your pocket Pack.

28. The Chinese New Year is here, and I wish you hello. May your body be healthier and your mood be particularly good. May you have good luck every day, and may your taste be delicious. Gold comes from your home, and money grows on your wall.

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1. Pretend A bag of sunshine, two handfuls of sea breeze, a few kilograms of home-made blessings, sent to the United States to buy some happiness, and two bottles of romance from France. I cut some care from the depths of my heart and gave it to you as a gift. Happy New Year and all the best!

2. We are destined to meet, but not to be together. We are far away from home, but I hope to remember each other; I will always silently bless you and wish you happiness. Happy New Year.

3. A gentle blessing cannot express the thousands of words in my heart. A short text message brings you my heartfelt greetings, and I wish you happiness and joy in the New Year!

4. Riddle: Friendship will always be with you under the rain. There is a time when people meet, and the wild geese flying south are not human figures. Only then do you know that the fate is perfect. What day will it be after New Year's Eve? You must have guessed it. , I wish you happiness and happiness. (Love you for ten thousand years)

5. Riddle: The moth and firefly have passed away, and Xueyou has no children left, but occasionally one person is left. (I love you) This is the first sentence I want to say to you in the New Year, and the second sentence is to wish you a Happy New Year!

6. Riddle: The moth has passed away and the firefly has passed away, and the school friend has no children left, and occasionally I was left alone, and I didn't say a word. The cowboy crossed the river and built a raft, and I stayed here for three days. It turned out that this word was in front of the boundary. (I love you forever)

7. Riddle: The wooden eyes span the heart, the ancients wrote anti-comments, the little monk is bald, miserable and has no tears. (I want to be your wife)

8. Roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I give them all to you, the one I love, Just have a happy Spring Festival!

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1. The New Year is here, eat a big meal, drink less, and drink more. Eat vegetables, but you can’t reach them, stand up, and people will respect you, play tricks, and you can’t eat them, but take them back!

2. The bells are my greetings, the songs are my blessings, the snowflakes are my greeting cards, the wine is my blowing kisses, the breeze is my embrace, and happiness is my gift!!

3. The days we get together are just to make a glass of strong wine, pour it into flowing lovesickness, gaze at your charming face amidst the sound of New Year’s firecrackers, and just want to say to you: I will love you for ten thousand years!

4. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy new year!

5. Happy New Year! My dear, because I hold your hand, I want to hold your hand. Give you happiness and joy forever! I love you! Many beautiful memories have been added to the screen of my memory, like a brocade! Please accept my deepest wishes that all joy will accompany you forever.

6. I embrace and listen to the New Year’s bell just like the passage of time, surrounded by our common dreams, and my heart full of love turns into sincere blessings - Happy New Year!

7. Your love is my hope in life, so every drop of your tears turns into my sorrow. My dear, I wish you a happy new year and a lifetime of happiness.

8. Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in the New Year. Let the long-lost souls gather together. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the cold winter and warm your heart

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1. Year after year, there are ups and downs; day after day, the sun sets and the sun rises. My mother's love seeps into my heart. On this occasion of the New Year, I would like to offer a sincere glass of wine and wish my mother health, longevity and joy.

2. The passage of time can make the skin full of wrinkles day by day. In my mind, you are the forever young parents. From afar, I wish you a happy Spring Festival, good health and all the best!

3. It was you who guided me to take the first step and helped me find the way forward. Thank you, Mom! I wish you a happy new year, good health and happiness forever.

4. My father gave me a blue sky and a fertile soil. My father is the eternal sun in my life. I wish my father a happy Spring Festival, good health and all the best!

5. Your day is once a year. I hope you can spend every minute and every second happily without me around. Dad, thank you for your hard work!

6. Mom, I was a caring bird beside you, and today it brought you a bouquet of fragrant flowers. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.

7. Mom, I thank you for giving me life. You taught me how to be a human being. No matter what happens in the future, I will always love you. I wish you good health and everything in the new year. As one wishes.

8. I wish the best parents in the world a Happy New Year, good health and all the best!

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●The Spring Festival is coming soon. I use the yarn made by blessings to knit a red sweater for you under the candlelight: the former is peace, the latter is happiness, auspiciousness is thick shoulders, and good luck Wear it in your sleeves, the collar contains thoughtfulness, and the pockets are full of happiness. Wear it on your body and let the warmth wrap you up. Let my heart accompany you through the New Year!

●The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hug you, and the money floats towards you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it...

● I wish you all the best during the Spring Festival, five blessings, sixty-six fortunes, a colorful life, a long-lasting prosperity, a hundred years of happiness, a millennium, and a wealth of wealth to enjoy slowly!

●Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I give them all to you. My loved one, just have a happy Spring Festival!

●The New Year is here, and I can’t give you warm winter clothes, nor do I need gorgeous and romantic verses; I don’t have expensive gifts; and I don’t have the joy of roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than those: I wish you all the best in the New Year!

●Family and neighbors are in harmony, new and old friends are happy, life is simple and joyful, life is stable and peaceful; you are in a happy mood every day, and you are joyful every year!

●Blessings plus blessings stack up to countless blessings. Blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings. Blessings multiplied by blessings are infinitely beautiful blessings. Blessings plus blessings are beautiful and profound blessings. Nothing is more precious than blessings. gift!

●Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window, listening to the singing of the birds on the trees, the walls of my heart are filled with ripples and longing for you... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are here Looking forward to that joyful and festive night, hold your breath and listen to the sound of the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bells ringing and echoing...

●The clouds are gorgeous and the rain is transparent Yes, the wind is persistent, the moon is affectionate, the thoughts are lingering, the love is eternal, the stars are brilliant, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

●Only those who know how to live can appreciate the long and alluring fragrance of wintersweet in the wind and frost; only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life and the joyful mood; Only those who have made unremitting efforts know that happiness is hard to come by. I wish you a toast during the Spring Festival when thousands of families are reunited, and may your days of happiness last forever!

●The lonely moon of the stars knows, the shy clouds of the sunset know, the fragrant butterflies of the flowers know, the gentle wind of the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sorrow and tears in my heart know, I miss you. Know! Please remember my blessings: Happy Spring Festival!

●Meeting is a melodious song, acquaintance is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is like the geese flying south, knowing each other is an ancient vine. When my heart is calm, I will always bless you silently, wishing happiness and peace. With you in your sweet life. Happy New Year!

●Pick a thousand stars to illuminate your future; plant a thousand roses to intoxicate your mood; fold a thousand paper cranes to release your joy; find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say a thousand sentences to wish you a happy Spring Festival!

●If I were a teardrop in your eye, I would slide down your face and into the depths of your heart. If you are a teardrop in my eyes, I would rather not cry again in this life because I don’t want to lose you.

During the festive season, I miss my loved ones even more, and wish you a happy Spring Festival from afar!

●This is my blessing to you: light up a light in your distant dream and listen to my wishes. I hope there will be no scars in your life, and I hope you will be safe every step of the way. , I hope all the good things will fill your dreams, and wish you a happy new year and eternity!

●The Spring Festival is the most solemn festival of the Chinese nation. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all worries, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true love of a lifetime, and let happiness smile at you forever! Eat dumplings on New Year’s Eve!

●There are hundreds of flowers in spring, watching the moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and listening to the snow in winter. If there are no worries in your heart, it is a good time in life. May you hold hands with joy and companionship during the Spring Festival, and may peace and happiness be reunited forever.

●Silently send me messages to you. !

●Mountains can block the distance, but they cannot block deep thoughts; longitude and latitude can distance us, but they cannot block sincere emotions; years can pass by, but friends will remain close no matter how far away they are. . As the Spring Festival approaches, I send you my best wishes!

●The steps we have taken in the past year have left us with hardships and climbing pains. On the road ahead in the coming year, you and I still need to continue to work with higher ideals. Be brave and determined from now on, and wish you greater progress in the new year.

●With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, I send you a round blessing, so that the people who love you will love you more, and the people you love will understand you better! I wish you and your loved ones harmony and beauty, and I wish your parents good health and happiness!

●Swans and birds are flying by the lake, and there is no good reason for a two-person walk. The two trees are not connected by the heart of the forest. If you have no intention, you will fly away first. (Guess what the four words in each sentence are?) Great! You must have guessed it right! The prize is the above blessing. Please take it home and share it with your loved ones. Congratulations on having a happy and peaceful Spring Festival!

●If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a colorful screen, your head into a vibrating shape, your ears into a chord shape, and your whole body into a straight line. If you are depressed again, I will beat you into it. If you still dare to fold it, I will treat you as a second-hand one.

●The Spring Festival is approaching, so here is a set of festive text messages to wish all my friends a happy new year! ! ^_^

●The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hug you, and the money floats towards you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it... ..

●Friends are always connected from heart to heart, and close friends are worth a thousand pieces of gold. Thinking of good friends under the light, and conveying good news through small messages. Seeing news from friends is like meeting people, and never forget your friends. Happy New Year!

●My wife is my home, my lover is my flowers; I give my salary to my family, and my bonus buys flowers; I go home when I am sick, and I look at the flowers when I feel better; I hope that I will remember to go home often in the new year, but Don’t forget to water the flowers, too.

●May you be happy every day 365 days a year, happy every moment for 8,760 hours, wonderful every minute for 5,256,000 minutes, and happy every second for 31,536,000 seconds.

●The God of Wealth asked me to tell you, be kind to people, especially the person who sent this message to you, always make this person happy, treat this person to dinner often and give generous gifts, then the God of Wealth will Looking after you.

●No gifts during the Spring Festival this year. I will send you a text message instead. May health and happiness be with you forever, may happiness stick to you, and I want to tell you, the God of Wealth has set his sights on you! !

● I wish you a smooth sailing in the new year, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace all year round, five blessings coming, six or six fortunes, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentric hearts, perfect!

● I wish you that in the new year, all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your expectations will come true, and all your efforts will be fulfilled!

●I wish you a happy new year: good things come in pairs, you are the most beautiful when you go out, you are the king in the world, better than Qin Shihuang; everyone supports you, you eat meat and drink soup, and money goes straight into your pocket .

●I wish you that in the new year: your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, your money will be endless, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, your romance will be like a musical score, and your happiness will belong to you.

●Looking forward to you in the winter; missing you in the spring breeze; dreaming of you in the summer; seeing you in the autumn wind. No matter how many years come and go, no matter how time flies, my thoughts about you will never change! Happy New Year!

●Hello! This is the 1860 song station. Your friend requested the song "Jingle Bells" for you. Because the network is busy, you can't listen to it directly, so you have to hum it yourself. Thanks!

●The Chinese New Year is here, I say hello to you. May you be healthy and in a good mood; may you have good luck every day, and may your taste be delicious; gold comes out of your home, and money grows on your wall.

●I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the melting snow quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you a full year of richness and fragrance!

● I wish you a happy New Year, a bright future, auspicious stars, good fortune, happy family, rapid success, good fortune like the East China Sea, and longevity!