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Raptors 3- 1 Warriors have touched the championship trophy with one hand. As long as they hold the home court tomorrow, they will bring Toronto the first championship in 24 years. Leonard's position will soar, with two championships and two FMVP. As soon as he leaves the Spurs, he will lead a new team to win the championship.

Moreover, the Raptors' championship is extremely rich in gold, killing two top teams, the 76 ers and the Bucks. Leonard cried embiid and let Brother Alphabet shut himself in his room and fell into autism.

Kill the warriors in the finals, even if Durant is not in hand. But the Raptors are also facing the core team with 73 wins, which is amazing enough.

So if the Raptors can win the home game tomorrow, Leonard's achievements are really limitless. Even Spurs teammate Danny Green was surprised by Leonard's performance. When interviewed by NBA reporter Tim Bontemps today, he once doubted whether Leonard was a human or a robot developed by Spurs coach Popovich.

After seven years in the Spurs, 1 year in the Raptors, and eight years in the Raptors, Green finally began to doubt Leonard. He also told us that when he first met Cass, it was horrible. This doesn't look like a human body at all. Cam is more like a scientific product developed for a certain purpose.

This is a little secret buried in green's heart, and he finally can't help but say it.

Green said: "At that time, we were still in the Spurs, and Popovich led Kehuai Leonard to visit us. When I first saw him, I was startled. His wingspan is too long and his hands are too big. My reaction was exactly the same as Duncan's. Ginobili next to me told me that Leonard was like a product of scientific experiments. I agree with him very much. With his physical fitness, it is really difficult for you to see players like him. "

Then Danny Green tells the evolutionary history of Leonard in detail. At first, Cam was like a defensive blue collar. Moreover, Cass has no offensive ability, and no one in the team can predict what kind of player he will grow up to be in the future. Popovich initially positioned him as the next Bowen and barely predicted it.

No one even thought that he would become a special player, and no one could predict that he would become a superstar in the future. However, after that, Cass changed from blue-collar to singles ace, with three-point ability.

Since the 20 19 finals, Leonard has averaged 3 1 minute 10.3 rebounds and 4 assists per game, shooting 45.2% from the field, 40% from three-pointers and 93.8% from free throws.

Dream of Warriors Green once said of Leonard after G4: You can't make him nervous at all. He is like a machine. No one can irritate him with garbage, because it may be the stupidest thing in the world.

Leonard can do almost anything. He is proficient in all skills. Yesterday Leonard revealed that he is not a boring person, but an interesting person. He is the same on the court and the same off the court. He can fish, play football, play golf and tell jokes to his friends.

Even the year before last, Leonard appeared in an American program and performed karate for everyone. He split three boards with one hand.

In addition, in music, Leonard is also very talented and can sing. After all, the Spurs have gathered a band that can play and sing. Can Popovich keep Leonard in the Spurs for seven years without two brushes? With so many versatile players, it is estimated that only computer programs can satisfy them.

In other words, Leonard likes singing, dancing, rap and basketball.