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Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

Policeman: "Say, what's your name?"

Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan."

Policeman: "Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Correct your attitude ~ tell me your name ~? "

Prisoner: "My name is Zhen Chen."

Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank.

Xiao Ming begged him to stay a few more days.

The banker said, "Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ..... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ..., chop 4; On the third day ... "

Xiao Ming: "There is no need to return it, right?"

Banker: "no, then you will become a tinker bell." 」

One day, a confessor came to the church.

He said to the priest, [Father, I was wrong. ]

The priest said: [As long as you admit your mistake, God will certainly forgive you. ]

The confessor said, [I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you. ]

The priest said: [No! Don't give it to me. Give it back to the donor. ]

The confessor said, [I asked him, but he didn't want it. ]

The priest said: [then you can accept it! ]

When the priest got off work, he found that the bicycle parked in the backyard was gone! !

A person, go to church to confess.

He said to the priest, I took in a Jew during World War II.

The priest said: this is a good thing, why repent?

He said: I let him live in my attic and charge him 100 a day.

The priest was surprised: Is that so?

The man went on, but I haven't told him that World War II is over!

The cat said to the dog ..

Today's exam ..

I kick you. You have to look at me. ..

It's time for the exam. ...

The cat kicked the dog. ..

A dog replied ... meow ~ ~ ~