Sweet jokes.

1. A wonderful colleague who instantly turns chatting into chatting, loves to call names on any occasion.

There is also a wonderful colleague who overestimates his own language humor ability and underestimates everyone's appreciation ability. When having dinner or chatting at ordinary times, I can always spit out some dirty jokes or low-level jokes, which instantly makes the whole warm scene awkward and finally makes everyone laugh or not. The whole scene was embarrassing.

This kind of colleague is also good at making serious occasions very serious. Sometimes in a meeting, everyone is seriously discussing the problem, and he comes with a cold joke or a dirty joke. This is called adjusting the atmosphere. As a result, the atmosphere became even weirder, but he enjoyed himself and thought that he had adjusted everyone. It was really speechless.

Generally speaking, it is best not to be with such a wonderful colleague in public, otherwise he will always create some embarrassing places for you.

This wonderful colleague doesn't know whether he was born without a wink, or whether he was extremely broad-minded since childhood, and never cared about other people's feelings, let alone occasions.

If you are in a meeting on business, please keep your distance from such an excellent colleague. Please keep a safe distance of 10 meter from him in public.

2. Love to talk big, love to lie, have no truth in their mouths, and are all wonderful colleagues in address unknown.

This kind of colleague likes to talk big and lie all day, and there is no truth in his mouth. Talking to you all day seems intimate, but it's far away from you. If you ask him for help, don't even think about it.

When dealing with such colleagues, there must be a bottom line in your heart, that is, what you said to him is just talk, don't take it seriously.

Another feature of this kind of people is that they are familiar with everyone, enthusiastic with everyone, and can chat with everyone. They think such people are talkative, but most of them are deep-seated people. Today they are laughing with you, and tomorrow they will stab you in the back.

If such a wonderful colleague says that he has a strong relationship, he can help you solve the problem. I suggest you think it over. In short, he knows this today and that tomorrow, and he feels very connected. I really want him to do something, and I have to filter everything I say to him several times.

There is an irrefutable truth in the workplace, who always says he is strong. People who know a lot of people must be on guard. Such wonderful colleagues are generally not cheap, so we must be cautious.

3. A great colleague, who never pays for meals, takes advantage when he sees it.

Never pay for dinner, and never take the initiative to raise the bill. Every time I eat, I sit farthest from the bill. Every time after dinner, he would call me over.

This kind of person is extremely complicated. Every time he eats, he is careful. Every time he pays the bill, he runs faster than anyone else

I have a colleague around me who is such a wonderful representative. Every time he eats, he smiles and pays the bill. When I paid the bill, he bowed his head and said nothing, or pretended to be busy eating. Of course, his most common excuse is to go to the bathroom. The most wonderful thing is that after every dinner, he packs everything, and he packs it with confidence and speaks and acts like a master. It's really irritating and ridiculous.

This kind of rice never pays the bill. I suggest you keep a moderate distance from your wonderful colleagues who meet petty advantages. This kind of person has a natural characteristic, that is, once there is a dispute over the interests of the workplace, he bites harder than anyone else.

4. It's none of your business to hang high. You can never do more and never find a great colleague.

This kind of colleagues, in the unit company, are mostly in a state of being a monk for a day. They will always haggle over every point of their work and will never suffer a little loss. You want to cooperate with him, it's basically in vain.

I used to work for a colleague who was like this. After finishing his work at work every day, if he is assigned a new job, he always refuses, always says he is tired, never says he can't finish it, and never says he won't do it. Anyway, I won't do it.

It is even more impossible if you ask him to help others. He will say why he didn't finish his work. He never thought that when his work was not finished, others would help him, and when others had problems in their work and needed his help, he would make various excuses.

Another feature of this kind of person is that, like a chess piece, he will always knock, move and never move without knocking. If it is in the company, it is recommended to fire such employees directly. If you are in an organization, you should give more tasks to such employees.

I call these people ice sculptors because they are indifferent, never willing to pay more, and it is impossible to do more. They will never take the initiative to care about others, nor will they share even a little more work. As long as there is the right time, they will slip away. This wonderful colleague in the workplace, after working for twenty or thirty years, will always look like a lack of progress, just like working for a year. It is recommended to stay away from people with negative energy in this behavior forever.