Typical humorous jokes in life

In daily life or work and study, everyone must have heard jokes more or less. The following is the relevant content of typical humorous jokes in life that I collected for you, for reference only, and I hope it will help you.

Typical humorous jokes in life 1 1. A restaurant is famous for selling rabbit meat. The guest ordered a bowl of rabbit meat. After tasting it, he thought it tasted different and called the waiter. "Is this rabbit meat?"

Asked the guest. "Yes, authentic rabbit meat."

"How sour, like horse meat. What's that smell? "

"Sir, I'm not satisfied with what you said. I mixed some horse meat. " The waiter answered with a smile.

"A little?" The guest took another sip, shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that's not all." How much is it? "

"A horse deserves a rabbit."

2. A man asked his friend, "Why do you laugh when you smoke? Is the cigarette delicious? "

The friend replied, "No, I just read in the book that smoking a cigarette shortens life by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life by 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I have to smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life."

On New Year's Day, the whole family enjoys drinking. My uncle, who usually drinks, raised his glass and said, "Fill it up!"

Aunt ordered: "Only 1/3 cups are allowed."

My uncle flatters: "How about a lucky New Year, yes people, 1/2?"

Menstruation said: "OK, 2/6 cups, the top and bottom are in pairs!" "

4. The girlfriend shyly asked her boyfriend, "How do you feel since we met?"

Boyfriend scratched his head: "I feel that my monthly salary is not enough ..."

Typical humorous jokes in life 2 1. The little grandson wants to carry a bucket of water from the well, but he can't carry it. After helping him carry water, the grandmother on the side said to him, "Eat for a few more years, and you will be fine."

When I got home, grandma put a thread into the pinhole, but because of presbyopia, I tried many times and couldn't get in.

When the grandson saw it, he helped her put it on. Then the little grandson said to his grandmother, "Just eat for a few more years."

2. Dad made a timetable for his son: get up at 7 am 10, have breakfast and go to school; Eat at noon, rest, and go to school at 13; Eat at night, do homework, and go to bed at half past eight.

The son looked at the class schedule and said angrily, "You are not my dear father, otherwise why don't you let me go to the toilet all day?"

3. Dad taught his son to read numbers and asked, "Son, what's next?"

Son: "two"

Dad: "What about the second time?"

Son: "three"

Dad: "What about the last three?"

Son: "Eggplant seeds."

Typical humorous jokes in life 3 1. A man angrily cut "three points" on the basketball court and was taken away by the police on the spot!

2, getting up is the pain of breathing, it struggles in every cell of me, it hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it hurts when the alarm clock rings; Getting up is the pain of breathing. It flows back and forth in the blood. It hurts if you don't get up. If you don't want to get up, you have to get up. ...

3. I think teachers should also form a comparison mentality. "Hey? Why did he give a higher score than me? "

For rabbits, the sense of security is that carrots are covered with cabbage leaves.

5. The goal of the ancients: cultivate one's morality, keep one's family in order, govern the country and level the world. My goal: to lose weight, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world.

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