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Bao's father named his child "Ma" was such a great name that the teacher was shy and said: I don't dare to call him "Ma"

The name "Ma" Bao's father chose for his child was really cool. After seeing it, the teacher was shy and said: I don't dare to call him!

Whenever a baby is born safely, he will be given a name. The name will accompany the child throughout his life. It not only entrusts the blessings of the elders and family members, but also serves as a symbol of a person's identity. In the future, whether it is for further education, work, or handling various businesses, the name will be used very highly. Nice and elegant names always leave a deep impression on people. In order to choose a nice name for their children, many elders consult various ancient books and quote Tang poetry and Song lyrics, which not only have obvious meanings but are also catchy. However, some parents are very careless in naming, causing a lot of jokes. Not long ago, a father named Ma on the Internet made netizens burst into laughter because he chose a name for his child too casually. After the teacher saw the name, he also said that he did not dare to call it!

Every time the school starts, a large number of new students enter the school, and roll call is required in the first class of each class. This allows the teacher to get to know the classmates and also allows the classmates to get familiar with each other. Every time the roll call is called, there is a big rollover. There are always some parents who are not careless and get the names casually without saying anything, which is even more hilarious. For example, this father rudely named his child Mosaic because his surname was Ma! The teacher looked at this name and it looked like it was the first or second big. How come there are still people with this name? How can you shout this out? The image quality is also too strong!

But the roll call must continue. Sure enough, when the teacher read out the name, the whole class burst into laughter. This student immediately became the focus of the class's attention. Don't be too graphic! There are many scenes that are similar to making people laugh or cry. I used to know an elder whose name was also strange, it was actually Alipay. It was then that I learned that there were people with the surname Zhi in China, which was a great gain for me. But every time I go to a store or supermarket to buy something, the clerk will ask, Alipay or WeChat? Every time, the uncle would be startled, thinking that he was being called, which was a bit embarrassing.

Some parents choose names randomly without thinking about it, but some parents choose names just for fun, without considering the future impact at all, such as a person born in the 1990s. Bao’s father actually named his child King of Glory. It can be seen that this baby's father must be a mobile game enthusiast. What does such a name mean? Although it sounds fun, for children, they may encounter a lot of troubles in the future.

So what troubles will random naming cause to children?

First, the nickname is ugly

The name is random. The reason why it is funny is because the name is not rigorous, has various homophonic meanings, and reminds people of many other things. If a child's name is too random, many children will also give the child various nicknames. Over time, calling out nicknames every day is also a blow to the child's heart. After all, giving nicknames is not a positive thing. Many nicknames have a certain derogatory connotation. Therefore, in order to eliminate this problem from the source, parents must be nice and generous when naming their children, and at least they must be rigorous. Homophones. In this way, the child's name will not be easily used by others to make a fuss. I hope all parents can take this as a warning.

Second, it troubles the teacher

Just imagine, if your name is Cai Dao and your name is Mosaic, the teacher will be troubled every day when you call your name. The whole class bursts into laughter when you call your name. The teacher has I can't help but laugh every time, and it's somewhat embarrassing. And the teacher will also wonder, why did this child have this name? Are parents being too childish? The first impression left on the teacher is not very good, and the teacher will be slightly biased.

Of course, teachers treat students equally. It is impossible to hate a child just because of his name. At most, it will make the teacher feel uncomfortable. Therefore, parents should pay attention to the names and never use them with names. These weird names have a really big impact.

Third, there are problems when entering society

Just imagine, if you have a funny name and are laughed at by classmates at school, what will your colleagues and bosses think after you are born in society? They will also laugh at your name, which is not conducive to interpersonal communication.

After all, today’s communication attaches great importance to the first impression. If your name is too funny, it will make people feel undignified and one-sidedly think that you are not very reliable. This will have a great impact on the child and will be very damaging to the child. Self-confidence, so parents should pay attention and be careful when naming!

Do you understand the above three points that trouble you? As a mother, I feel that one must be serious when choosing a name, and must not fool around casually. The parents may feel relaxed, but it will cause a lot of trouble to the child. The name is ugly and funny. Firstly, it is not conducive to the child's interpersonal communication. Secondly, it will cause prejudice. This will not only damage the child's self-confidence, but also make the child miss many opportunities. This is too much loss. Therefore, before choosing a name, read more ancient books and read more information. It is not difficult to come up with a good name. I don’t know what your child’s name is?