20 jokes about drugs

Grandpa asked his grandson anxiously, "I heard that your school is a drug school." What's wrong? "

Sun Tzu said, "We study. We study in the morning, at noon and at night. Reading makes us very happy. "

Grandpa said, "You look for drugs in the morning, cover at noon and take drugs at night. What are drugs? Is there a teacher in charge of this? Are you poisoned? "

Sun Tzu said, "I read Tang poetry. Is Tang poetry poisonous? "

A sparrow meets a crow. The sparrow asks, What kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am a peacock. The sparrow said, then why are you so dark? The crow said: I burn the boiler! The crow asked, what kind of bird are you? Sparrow replied: I am an eagle. The crow said, how can there be such a small eagle? The sparrow said: I am an addict!