How to make fun of someone else’s bad singing

Question 1: Humorously describe someone else’s singing as being unpleasant. How to scold someone for singing as being unpleasant? Stop sawing wood!

2. Listening to you singing reminds me of a car accident scene that killed 10,000 people and injured a million others.

3. This is how you usually “sing” when communicating with Martians?

4. I suggest you not to sing in crowded places, it is very dangerous!

5. Judge: "What are you doing?"

Contestant: "Sing."

Judge: "What are you doing?"

Contestant: "Sing."

Judge: "What?"

Contestant: "Sing..." (Suddenly awakening, running away in shame)

6. All I can say is that your lung capacity is quite large.

7. When the contestants were singing, one judge whispered something to another judge, and the other judge said loudly: "I have no extra cotton balls!"

8 .If I were to evaluate your singing, I can only say: "The shoes you wore today are good."

9. Someone is here! Drag him out of here quickly!

10. Your voice is so "cold"!

11. Fortunately, I opened my eyes and listened to you singing, otherwise I would have thought I was in a duck pen.

12. Your high pitched voice makes me feel like there are 300 wolves chasing you behind you.

13. I feel that I am not worthy to be your judge because I really don’t know what you are singing.

14. Next time you sing, please ask the audience if anyone has heart disease.

15. In the time it takes you to finish singing this song, your tune has traveled around the Milky Way three times.

16. This song is a bit difficult for you. You can start with some simple songs, such as "Two Tigers" or something like that.

17. If one of us is chosen to be a judge and the other is a singer, there is no doubt that you will be the judge!

18. Congratulations! Everyone will sing!

19. Don’t be sad if you lose this time, you will still have a chance in the next life!

20. You are so brave to come here to sing!

21. Please don’t eat anything in your mouth while singing! What? Didn't eat? Oh...

22. A fish can sing better than you!

23. If you ask me to score you, I will give you 100 points, if the total score is 1 trillion points.

24. Do you want to use an oxygen bag? If you don’t need it, I will use it!

25. What did you say just now, was it RB? Sorry, I thought you were chatting with me.

26. You are the veritable king of karaoke! The king of kill songs!

27. You have a future in singing! After 500 years, there will be some success. I saw it in a bar before. I thought it was funny so I wrote it down. Now I will copy it.