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I became a joke in others' mouths.
The day before yesterday, my high school classmates came to my house to play. In the evening, I chat with them. She said that everyone around me was abnormal. I said casually, "I feel fine and normal." She immediately replied, "What do you do normally? ! I told the people around me about your situation, and they said that either your head is broken or your man is good in bed! What are you normal! " I really don't know what to say if it's so barbaric. Fortunately, it's night, and I feel unnatural.
? My husband and I have a good relationship and have never quarreled. Although he doesn't have a job, we live very seriously and don't lack food and clothing.
What my high school classmates said made me deep in thought. What is happiness? Rich? Do you have the right? Powerful? Where is happiness?
Mr. Wang came to Banna from Beijing because of me. He hasn't had a suitable job for more than ten years. Last year, he finally went to work. He is very busy and tired, and earns very little money. He is very happy. His monthly salary is paid on time. When he used to work in Beijing, he would pay his income on time every month. Mr. Wang is very economical He hasn't bought clothes for more than ten years, and all the expenses at home are carefully calculated. He never wastes a penny. So, although I am the only person who earns money in our family, we have a good life. We often laugh at ourselves: we are poor and only have happiness.
My high school classmates said that my husband and I had mental problems before we got married. Am I really like this? I have no excuse for this, because it is useless and there will be no result, so I can only live by myself. It is hard to say how good Mr. Wang is in bed. It seems that this is not the reason why we got married. If so, there should be many men who are better in bed than Mr. Wang. My husband and I often ridicule: "If you want to keep a pure relationship with a woman, get married. You have no wild desires for this woman after marriage. " Ha ha ha ha ha ... we often laugh about it. ...
For more than ten years, we have all laughed. We are grateful for each other's meeting, our three views and our dialogue, all of which are the points where we can find each other. We often chat all night, we often walk hand in hand, we cook and sing together, and we are very happy. ...
? Two days ago, I realized that in the eyes of others, we are just a joke!
? Oh, hey! Anyway, we will continue to be happy. It's good to make fun of everyone, at least it entertains everyone, but it's still beneficial and harmless!
? I don't understand other people's jokes and our own lives, or do you? !
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