Funny and homophonic ancient poems

Homophonic classical ancient poetry sentences

Wen lit a candle at the bottom of the well, but Lang Changxing didn't leave. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Liu Yuxi, a bamboo, willow green, heard the song on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qingqing) How dare the little monkeys meet each other when two apes fall into the mountains?

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can an old beast help two boats? Rowing is faster (Lu Su) than sailing (Fan Kuai)

Eight tones are played together, and the flute is clear (green). How can Xiao He (Xiao He) live in a pagoda, look at Kong Ming and complain that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult (Lu Bu)?

A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). I hate Guan Yu and can't hold a lamp in a cage. Paper (orange) shells used to be only windproof.

Drum drum, dried tangerine peel does not knock half (summer) willow green Jiang Shuiping, smell the song on the Langjiang River.

When the East rises and the West falls, the Tao is sunny (heartless) and sunny (affectionate).

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, dried tangerine peel can't knock half (summer) Confucius was born in the boat (week)

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: The dog is gnawing at the bone (monk) by the river-Su Shi.

Water Dongpo's Poems (Corpses) —— Fo Yin is often in the spring of Xiangyang —— Su Shi

Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.

Eggs and duck eggs are the same, Mr. Egg and Mr. Duck Egg; The horse walks with the donkey, the horse raises its hoof, and the donkey raises its hoof. Scholar-official pairing promotion. "Lifting the hoof" and "lifting the foot" are in harmony, wearing awning shoes to welcome guests, but there are no shoes in the first step; Holding a coconut ladle to persuade wine, it is not a clock in front of you.

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