National humorous jokes

1. At the bar of the hotel, I watched a man come and pay the bill, and immediately caught up with a doctor from behind and said, Oh, I'll buy it, I'll buy it. As a result, the one in front took the money back and said with a smile, you come, you come, and the one behind is black.

2. Readers: "Why are the protagonists in your satirical novels all tigers, wolves and reptiles?" Writer: "Because I don't want to offend people."

The collector said to his new wife, "After marriage, I hope you can have a hobby of collecting." Wife: "Of course, I collect bank cards and passbooks for our family and the elderly."

As soon as you appeared, you defeated all my negative emotions. When you were away, I was left to fight with them alone, sometimes winning and most of the time losing.

Just now, a foreigner asked me: Why is there no China in the World Cup? I said, how busy people in China are ~ nothing to do with WeChat, QQ, food stalls, KTV, string talks, drinking, playing billiards, having an affair, skating, opening a shop and borrowing money. Who kicked that thing! It's fucking hot! What about heatstroke? ...

6.M: I find you have an advantage! Woman: Oh, what is it? Man: I'll tell you if you praise me. Woman: You are so handsome! Man: I told you I was right. Your greatest strength is your love of telling the truth.

7. I received a courier. I grabbed the fruit knife on the table and opened it. Find something you don't like and decide to return it. A few days later, the seller sent me a message asking me what it meant to send a knife. I just found out that I have been looking for a fruit knife for so many days. I sent it to myself.

8. Although I am a rich second generation, I work by myself to earn money. Although I can drive a luxury car, I squeeze into the subway every day. Although you can live in a mansion, you rent a rental house. Although you can have a luxurious meal, you can eat a roadside stall. Life is so hard! This is the difference between me and though!

9. Boyfriends love to let their younger brothers go shirtless during sex. I protested, and he paused: "Taking a shower in a raincoat is just like eating sugar without peeling it off. Can you feel the taste of sugar? "

10. Less than half an hour on the highway, I felt like peeing, and I couldn't hold it any longer. Xiaoming asked to get off the bus to pee. The driver Xiaogang handed him a bottle and said to him, You peed in the bottle! You just urinate frequently, and this is the first time. "Xiao Ming took the bottle and said angrily.

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