All the lines passed by Princess Y in Zhu Huan don't need video, they need words.

Hey ... hey ... hey ... well, this time, when I caught up with the second anniversary celebration, my score was quite high ... I drew lots to play a good role today, and all my friends know it. Hai Huan Zhu Gege ... No, Princess Zhu Huan, Princess Zhu Huan, five brothers. Yongqi, just me, huh.

The oil is short, it's not good-looking, and everyone will watch it after it ... I play Yongqi, and then I ask the director, who will play the swallow? After that, the director said that you can rest assured that the expectation rate is very high, so I am also looking forward to it.

So good ... Please welcome my little swallow, Jingjing!

(Play the song "There is a Girl")

Stop, Haiyan!

(Haiyan plays) Little Swallow:

No, I am dressed like this. How can you recognize me?

Yongqi: You can grow snacks.

Swallow: Stop hitting me! It's an old sin to play a sketch with you. You hit me every day. It's my turn to hit you this time.

Yongqi: Watch your game day by day. You said you were so old. What the hell are you talking about?

Swallow: What are you talking about? Let me tell you something. Wang Dana said it. Who plays this sketch well? Give me a bonus of ten thousand yuan. Do you think I would like to play with you? I'm here to get a 10 thousand bonus

Yongqi: You can't get the ten thousand dollars. With me here, you can take ten thousand dollars. I'm kidding. Look at your game. Look at it.

Swallow: I can't believe he looks like this. He looks like Wu Dalang. You said he was dark and talkative. He is like a bean bag. He fell to the ground and couldn't find it. Why do I still want to see you?

Yongqi: If you don't want to play with me, then go down and pick a young one for me.

Swallow: Mom, your mouth is quite high. I'm telling you, you have to make do today, that's all.

Yongqi: You have to die, don't you?

Swallow: That's true.

Yongqi: Fight me.

Swallow: Yes.

Yongqi: Let's have a competition, shall we?

Swallow: Just the two of us. The audience's eyes are discerning. Let's see which of us plays better! Who should I give this ten thousand dollars to? ...

Yongqi: OK, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, OK, then we'll follow the book.

Swallow: Oh, yes, there are words here!

Yongqi: Right.

Swallow: Give me a word, my word.

Yongqi: Let's follow the words, ok?

Swallow: Hey, ok, follow the script!

Yongqi: Ah, you really wrote the word Qiong Yao. Haiyan!

Swallow: No, no, where did you say?

Yongqi: No, no.

Swallow: Ah, what swallow? Ah, where are you going?

Yongqi: Ah yes, we are playing Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Swallow: Yes, Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, ah.

Yongqi: OK. Swallow it! Where are you going!

Swallow: I'm going to see Queen ChristianRandPhillips. I've been bullied by Sister Rong these days! She doesn't want to live in a palace, she wants to go back to her hometown!

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Yongqi: Swallow! I said you'd better stay out of this! Let's live an ordinary life, don't you think!

Swallow: Yongqi! How can you talk like that! ChristianRandPhillips and we are good friends. I have to go!

Yongqi: Swallow! Don't forget, she is the woman of Emperor Ama! We're not going! If you want to leave, let's break up!

Swallow: What, Yongqi! You are heartless, you are cold, you are unreasonable!

Yongqi: Swallow! You are heartless, you are heartless, you are unreasonable!

Swallow: Where am I heartless and unreasonable?

Yongqi: Where is heartless? Where are you heartless? Where are you being unreasonable? !

Swallow: Well, even if I am heartless, I am heartless and unreasonable. Not as heartless as you, you are heartless, you are unreasonable!

Yongqi: How can I be heartless? I am unreasonable. I'm unreasonable! It's all because you are heartless, you are heartless, and you are unreasonable!

Swallow: Come here! No, I want to ask, who wrote this play? ! Why are you holding your breath? No problem for me.

Yongqi: No, isn't that how all TV dramas in Hong Kong and Taiwan are filmed? The word dry mill is not an aisle.

Swallow: God, I'm fed up with grievances. Click the Northeast Edition on the hour.

Yongqi: Just these two sentences, why bother?

Swallow: I don't mean the whole Northeast edition.

Yongqi: That's straight work.

Swallow: Dry.

Yongqi: OK, let's play this part.

Swallow: Which paragraph?

Yongqi: Let Mammy bully the swallow.

Swallow: No, why are you so hurt? Why not bully you?

Yongqi: Look at you losing your color ... Who made you want to play the swallow?

(Skip to 12: 35, the emperor (played by Liu Neng) and a eunuch appear)

Eunuch: The emperor is here!

Swallow: Grandma, Yongqi bullied me! Hum, turned and ran away.

Emperor: Well, I'm leaving. What the hell? Just the three of us. What do you say, this landlord fight?

Yongqi: Fight! When, when, when, when, when, when, when. Play cards!

Eunuch: How to play cards? Why don't we buy two cards and play for a while

Emperor: Look, are there any actors? What's next?

Eunuch: The heavyweight actor hasn't played yet.

Emperor: Who is it?

Eunuch: ChristianRandPhillips.

Emperor: My lovely princess?

Eunuch: That's true.

Emperor: Why don't you wake her up quickly?

Eunuch: OK, OK!

Emperor: Hurry up!

Eunuch: The amorous princess appeared.

(Song ... to the ends of the earth, you are the wind and I am the sand song)

Emperor: Stop it.

Oh, my God, who is this? What is this?

ChristianRandPhillips: I'm your ChristianRandPhillips?

Emperor: ChristianRandPhillips, I think you look like a melon! Where did this come from?

ChristianRandPhillips: Who looks like a cantaloupe? Do I look like a melon?

Yongqi: You are not like a cantaloupe, but like a melon. Ha ha. . .

ChristianRandPhillips: What are you talking about? I am your elder, your aunt, and I am your sister-in-law. Are you kidding? Come here!

Eunuch: No, no, no ~ Aunt Wang ... Song (Song Xiaobao) is really a joke.

ChristianRandPhillips: Are you kidding? Who are you kidding? How can I be like a melon? Besides, I am like a melon. What am I?

Yongqi: No noodles, no noodles, no noodles at all. Like a cucumber, it breaks in one bite. Big mouth, straight to the point, (awkward first), okay?

ChristianRandPhillips: That's more like it.

Emperor: Keep playing.

Eunuch: Go on.

Emperor: Where have you been?

Eunuch: It's your turn.

Emperor; It's my turn

Eunuch: Come on, get ready and go!

Emperor: ChristianRandPhillips, will you marry me? !

ChristianRandPhillips: I'm not getting married!

Emperor: Marry me!

ChristianRandPhillips: I can't marry you! You said you were a widow, so I married you, so I'm not a widow?

Emperor: That thing, that widow. . I have calculated that I can live to be over eighty. .

ChristianRandPhillips: Besides, it's no use saying how old you have lived. You said there were so many concubines in your harem that you didn't like me in a couple of days!

Emperor: No, widow, oh, I will love you all my life.

ChristianRandPhillips: You are lying. You also said that you loved your queen all your life. Now, isn't your concubine in the cold Why do you say that? You said you said it! !

Emperor: ChristianRandPhillips, let me explain. ...

ChristianRandPhillips: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. Why is this? You said you said it!

Emperor: Let me explain. . .

ChristianRandPhillips: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. Why is this? You say, you say, you say!

Emperor: Can you listen to me? . . .

ChristianRandPhillips: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. Why is this? You say, you say, you say!

Yongqi (patting ChristianRandPhillips on the shoulder): Get out of the way!

ChristianRandPhillips (pushing Yongqi): What are you doing?

Emperor: Who wrote this?

ChristianRandPhillips: Why are you chasing everyone?

Yongqi: Then how can I return it? It's stuck.

ChristianRandPhillips: That's what the book says. I've been reciting it for days!

Yongqi: In that book, you must

Emperor: What happened next? You understate it, don't you?

Yongqi: Who knows, you walk the red carpet!

Emperor: Right, right, right. Go ahead. ..... You listen to me!

ChristianRandPhillips: Tell me, why? It's no use explaining anything! Because I want to go back to our hometown with my beloved Meng Dan.

Emperor: You open your mouth and say Meng Dan, but close your mouth and say Meng Dan. . .