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Tik Tok's most popular drinking sentences Humorous drinking sentences (57 sentences)
2. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
3, men don't drink, go to the world.
4. If others don't know, unless you drink.
It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.
6, the wine is strong and heroic, and refuses to accept his wife.
7, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, friends pay attention!
8, wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings to people.
9, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.
10, men don't drink and can't make good friends.
1 1. Let the guests drink well first.
12, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.
13, people get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.
14, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.
15, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.
16, everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.
17, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.
18, life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
19, if you drink today, you will be drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!
20, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven the drink two cups.
2 1, it rained in the sky and dried up underground. I can't count that cup just now.
22. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.
23. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.
24. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
25. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.
26, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.
27. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so hurry up and have a glass of wine.
28, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty and nothing to do.
29. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first.
30. The road is rough. If you don't drink, drink.
3 1, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?
32, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.
33, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.
34. At the critical moment, my sister drank a cup of Song He for my brother.
35. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
36, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.
37, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go half a catty.
38. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
39, a 6! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!
40. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without drinking too much.
4 1, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get. It is a sin to drink wine as food.
42. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.
43. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.
44. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?
45. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups!
46. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
47. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
48. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.
49. Rinse your mouth in twos and threes. Three, two, four, two is not wine. Five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.
50. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.
5 1, men don't drink, live like dogs, live in the world for nothing, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends.
Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
53, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
54, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.
55, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles up, looks for water at night, and regrets getting up early.
56. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
57. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
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