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1, liking you is an allergy, and you will suffocate when you get close. So, I won't play along.

I finally exhausted my love for you.

3. Sometimes liking someone is just a look and an action. Deciding to give up someone is just a moment, let yourself go and let you go.

I am always glad to meet you. I like it, but goodbye.

6. If liking her son is a disease, the little girl will eventually get a terminal illness.

7. It's true that I like you, and it's also true that I want to give up. I gave all my love to you, but in the end I made a wedding dress for others and helped others practice men.

8. Now I understand that if I am really tired, breaking up is not as painful as I thought, but quite happy. I have a feeling of letting go of my baggage. Really, I won't miss you anymore.

9, you go, I don't miss you, I won't miss you anymore. You always say that I am forgetful, which seems to be true, because everything about you is except you.

I don't even remember.

10, don't love your lover too much, don't drink too much, make yourself happier, feel less wronged, sing if you want, travel if you want to be late, and go shopping if you want. In short, it's not illegal to do whatever you want. People in this life are really masochistic except life and death. Anyway, it's no use being silly now, and being wronged may not be acceptable.

1 1. Obviously, I almost forgot. As a result, she sent me a message last night asking where I was. Now I'm going crazy.

12, I miss you so much, I miss you so much, I really miss you, not fake, I miss you so much.

13, I will try not to think about him from now on. Don't worry, I won't bother you again. I will disappear into your world.

14, when you like each other, it is the time to hurt you, so there is nothing wrong with love, only whether you are willing or not.

15, I won't miss you anymore. Read it to yourself. It is time to really stop thinking. She is your new love, and I slowly choose to accept him.

16, I cried, laughed and hurt for you, so I won't be with you in the future.

17, I was not used to eating mangoes at first. I ate it several times, liked it and found that I was allergic to mango. Once you eat it, you are allergic once. Than what Turin.

18, well, I don't miss you. After all, you have so many girls to tease each other. After all, you said I knew what to tell you, but you didn't know I was sharing things with you. After all, I won't tease people. So don't say anything you want to say in the last month. I either thought you dropped your cell phone, or I thought you completely ignored me and worried about you.

Sorry classic, woman, don't be a lover.

A lover is just a non-staple food in a man's life, and he is hungry.

Nobody wants to meet the right person at the wrong time!

We should learn to be self-reliant and love ourselves, and be a loyal heroine. Honesty is always the most precious, and kindness is never out of date.

Don't be a supporting role, learn to be your own protagonist and be the protagonist of life.

It is better to have a friend who regrets not having loved than a most familiar stranger.

Don't be with close friends, or it will be awkward to meet after breaking up.

I began to like that man in junior high school, and no one said anything after graduation. Later, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that I regretted it. I still have the idea of meeting him. I want to know what kind of life he is living now, just to meet him.

Being a friend can be heartless and have no requirements, but there will be many requirements for your partner! So it's good to be friends!

Once some relationships change, they can never go back.

If you meet someone who doesn't know how to cherish you, even if you are not sensible, he won't feel bad for you. So we split up.

, inexplicably became a woman. But I have no regrets or fears. Even if the future road is destined to go alone, there is no regret.

It's good to have you, but you can be wonderful without me. I still insist on pinning all my surprises and expectations on myself, so that I won't be too surprised when you appear in the future. I won't be too sad if you go again. After all, nothing can last forever. If there must be an eternal word, it is probably self-love!

What is wrong with me? Why can't I meet the right person? But I kept insisting and didn't pay attention. I hope that in the future, when lying next to him, he will smile and dream.

I went downstairs to buy water and change clothes because I was afraid of throwing garbage out of the house and hitting him, but he didn't come for so long.

I used to think that he would be the sweetest person in my life, but in the end I can only think so.

He's gone. I don't think I can wait for the day when he comes to confess. Only I know how much I paid and how much I gave up, and only I know how I got through that difficult time.

If you dream too much, it is easy for you to lose sight of reality. These are other people's boyfriends. There is a saying that someone else's boyfriend has never let me down.

About that tired heart, I said I was hurt, cried and hurt.

First, when people call you a loser, you should say: stare and say that you are not as good as me!

Second, why do you still care so much about me after breaking up? It makes me want to fall in love with you bastard again. ...

Third, I have been hurt, cried and hurt.

Fourth, people who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

I drew a coffin in which you and she were lying. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

6. If the first love is true, it is immature, unpretentious and without any skills.

Seven, as long as you turn around and hug me now, as long as you tell me that you are back now, it's not too late, you take a step and don't give me the remaining 99.

Eight, once I threw my heart out, but you took your dog's lungs and rolled away!

Nine, the two happiest things in life are that I met you one day a long time ago, and that time finally consumed my love for you.

Ten, thoughts piled up, I used time to write down memories for you.

Eleven, silently tell yourself every time you finish the exam: nothing important is to participate!

Twelve, there is only hope, no matter after three years, five years or ten years. One day, when we meet, we can recognize each other.

Thirteen, get out of my world with everything you have, and I will delete your memories one by one.

Fourteen, you are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

15. In the future, no matter how perfect I am, I have a shortcoming. He's not you.

Sixteen, about your signature, I changed one crop after another. You won't even pretend to see it.

Your opponent will never tell you his intentions until the moment you fall into his trap.

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted on it.

Don't hold a cigarette in front of me, uncle. When your mother and I were confused, you were still playing with the mud in your father's eggs.

Twenty, when others scold you for being coquettish, you should answer: I am coquettish, unlike you, a man show.

Twenty-one, my tears are laughing for you.

Twenty-two, someone has been to my heart, and it is the best distance to be at arm's length, because it is the most beautiful if you can't get it.

Emotional stories; I just want to gain a feeling of caring for each other all my life.

First, sentences of mutual concern.

№, oral is only the initial heart, and companionship is forever.

I know I will have a good life in the future, and I will be happier with you.

I hope you know that I can live well without you, but that doesn't mean I don't like you.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. Let's take our promises as dust and float away with the wind. The road ahead is still very long. If you swallow your teeth, you will live.

The moment he laughed, I thought he made the right decision. After all, he is very happy now.

Everyone has his own bad temper. The key is who you are with, whether that person understands you or not, and whether there is any way to deal with your temper. Your temper can't be changed, let alone changed, but it can be controlled. I just saw this passage, which resonated with me.

How warm you were to me, and how rude you are to me now!

I met someone who wanted to spend the rest of my life at the wrong time! But we can only get along and leave them alone! I wish you happiness

№, you are my best bet, but my luck seems to be not very good, and I lost the bet.

You can love someone desperately, but don't spend the rest of your life loving someone who doesn't love you.

I thought we would last forever, but we can't escape the itch of seven years.

Second, if you are willing to help each other, you can show your true feelings.

Finally, I don't have to wait for your news anytime, anywhere, hang up and chat with you when I play games, and I don't have to check if my mobile phone rings immediately. Finally, there is no intersection.

People who love me are always free. Even if he is sleepy and sees that I am not sleepy, he will stay with me until late!

Later, I learned that he had a secret crush. So, we are still friends of strangers. So, I am willing to give up, but I don't regret it. Because, if you give up, you will get it.

Giving up is often an instant thing, that is, at a certain moment, you suddenly feel: forget it.

I have always believed that love is impulsive. Maybe I just wanted to say a word at that moment. Maybe I woke up suddenly in my dream, picked up my cell phone and sent a message, I love you, as simple as that.

He said he loved me, but he didn't want to say another word to me.

I can't bear to be wronged by you because I love you. No matter how small it is, it has become a big deal. Love you forever online, your joys and sorrows have become a part of my daily life.

I didn't reply to the message I sent you yesterday until tonight, but I saw you praising me in someone else's circle of friends. It turns out that you are not very busy, but you are not with me.

People who love you will be free no matter how busy they are. People who don't love you won't reply to you even if they see your news. Sometimes people who love you and people who don't love you are actually obvious.

People who love me are free for 24 hours. I couldn't sleep because of tonsillitis some time ago. He talks to me all the time. Yesterday acute gastroenteritis had a stomachache. He was afraid that I couldn't sleep and kept chatting with me.

№, people who don't like you say they have gone to take a shower and go to the toilet. I don't know. I thought they fainted in the toilet, said they were busy, and only answered a word a week.

He has no time, but cares about others in his spare time.

He doesn't love me. I wonder if my stubbornness has been wrong.

Love is impulsive. My boyfriend. I've thought a lot.

Third, care about each other and hope to accompany you to your old age.

People who don't love you are always busy, and you are full of expectations and only come to a cold one. Well, oh, I'd rather be alone than have such love in the future. This is not the life I like.

I am busy, but I am willing to be free for you, because I love you.

I have no time. I have no time in my life for those who have hurt me.

People who love you will tell you when they are busy. People who don't love you die at the dinner table while eating and in the bathroom while taking a shower.

Over the years, love has been a little cautious, fearing that it will never come back. I always thought that I had enough disappointment and left by myself. I made up my mind to forget it. It was painful to leave and I couldn't give up.

People who love you will not use busyness as an excuse to perfunctory you.

No love, the road is not smooth, and we can't talk together.

People who are always for various reasons may just not love enough.

When you look for people who love you, they are always there. People who don't love you, if you send them n+ messages and make n phone calls, they may not necessarily call you back.

At that moment, I was sad, helpless and irrational. That's just my own business.

Finally, I don't have to wait for you to leave me a message, and I can finally take back my love for you.

The man who loves you, no matter how busy, will take time out for you, pay attention to your health, and don't work too hard. .

If a person likes you, he will accompany you when he has no time. If he doesn't like you, he will give all the reasons.

Love a person, that is, you will put him first. Love someone, no matter how busy you are, you will be free for him.

If he has you in mind, no matter how busy he is, he will make time for her. Don't bother the person who doesn't want to bother you.

People who love you are not busy, give time to those who love you, and those who don't love you leave time to others.

People who love me are free for 24 hours, but how can I bear to delay the time of people I love?

But we often like the man who is not free for 24 hours. Maybe he's just a bitch.

Here, I wish those who have time to play games and have no time to accompany their wives, have a good relationship with games for a hundred years and have children as soon as possible!