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Brothers are a kind of tacit understanding, which can be expressed with just one look or action!

A brother will appear immediately when you need help the most. He may not be able to help you, but he will definitely appear, stand next to you, and will always cry with you. You laugh and suffer with you

Brother is the one who sticks up his middle finger to you and leans in his mouth when nothing happens, calling you an idiot, but is the first one to jump out and help you when something happens

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A brother is someone who usually scolds you and claims not to annoy others when he sees you, but when you are upset, he can drink beer with you until dawn

A brother is even a wife. The person who said "our"

Brother, you are the one who caused trouble and made trouble. The first person wanted to tell him, but he just called you a few idiots and blamed you for causing trouble for him, but the next day you I just found out that he helped you get everything done, big and small (I despise people who plagiarize answers)

My brother usually says that your tone-deaf singing is ugly, but at KTV he will compete with you for the microphone to see who can sing the worse

Brother, you are the first to clap and applaud when you make a fool of yourself, laugh the loudest, but after laughing, you are the only one willing to help you

Brother, you are the one who often says "A man has something" "Tears never come easily" is on his lips, but he will cry like a child in front of you

No matter how much trouble a brother causes you, he will just stick out his tongue to apologize to you instead of bursting into tears. Please forgive me

Brother, you came to him to split the wine because you were worried. He advised you to drink less, saying that drinking too much would harm your health, but in the end he drank more than you

Brother, you can store your mobile phone number, Q number, MSN, birthday, blood type, home address, and your parents’ mobile phone numbers in your mobile phone

Brother can give up the whole world for a woman, and he can also give up that for you. Woman

Brother never tells you when he has been wronged, but he is the first to refuse to agree when you are wronged

Brother is happy because you are happy, but he doesn’t want to be sad when he is sad You are sad with him

Brother, you call him in the middle of the night. He first nervously asks you what's the matter. After learning that it's nothing serious, he starts to complain about you

Brother He’s the one who scolds your ancestors for eighteen generations when he quarrels with you, raises his middle finger and leans back and forth, uses all the SBJB words, and makes you feel ashamed but your heart is as sharp as a knife, but you just can’t hate him (you despise those who plagiarize answers)

Brothers don’t laugh happily with you, but cry with you sadly.

Brothers are not celebrating your victory, but accompanying you through difficulties.

Brothers do not "help" you do things, but "do things for" you.

A brother will never leave you easily. Even if he is forced to separate for eighty or ninety years without contact, he will still miss you.

A brother is the one who sends you 1,000 text messages to comfort you when you are heartbroken, and then laughs at you for looking so upset

The brother is the one who competes with you for chicken wings at KFC

A brother is a person who drinks by himself but takes two cups.

A brother is a person who gives you the most comfortable sofa to sit on, and then sits on your lap with a shy face

A brother is an exam. When you were giving him a message, the teacher caught him, and he said he was the one who forced you to do it

Brother, you brought the extracurricular books to school and the teacher found out, but he said the books were his, so shameless Help you get the book back

Brother is the one who shamelessly sleeps on your bed and refuses to let you sleep on the sofa

Brother is the one who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at you The person whose underwear is too small

The brother is the person who gets you drunk and vomits all over his body, but he carries you home without any regrets

The brother is the person When you are depressed and want to smoke, he grabs the cigarette and says that smoking is bad, but smokes it himself

Brother, even when you are being bullied, even if you are scared to the point of peeing your pants, you will be the first to do so. A person who stands up to vent your anger

A brother is someone who can sacrifice himself for you

A brother is someone who does things for you and doesn’t want you to know

A brother is the person who continues to eat the hamburger you took two bites of

A brother is the first person who wants to give it to you if he has something delicious, fun, and beautiful

A brother is himself The person who encounters difficulties and still wonders if you will encounter the same difficulties

Brothers are the people who mercilessly criticize the team you support while watching football without giving you a chance to talk back

A brother is someone who doesn’t have the same hobbies as you but forces himself to be interested in what you like

A brother is someone who accepts the gifts you give him without politeness. The one who says thank you

A brother is someone who knows everything about you better than he knows himself

A brother is someone who regards your mother as his own mother ((I despise those who plagiarize the loud and clear answers to military songs) People)

Brother is the one who laughs at you for not drinking enough when you get drunk on me, but he still wants to carry you home when you are half tired

Brother is the one who yells when you get drunk on you "I will never drink with you again!" The person who will still be beaten by you next time

Brother, even if he only has 5 minutes before leaving, he still calls you to report that he is safe

A brother is someone who drinks a can of Sprite with you

A brother is someone who helps you entertain guests at your home

A brother is someone who spends the night at your home with your friends Let girls sleep on the bed and boys sleep on the sofa, and he will sleep on the floor with you

A brother is someone who can tease you in a roundabout way but will not let you down

A brother is someone who gives you your home phone number Remember the number as a member of your own family

A brother is someone who cares more about your parents than you do (you despise those who plagiarize the loud and clear answers to military songs)