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What are the stories in Shi Shuo Xin Yu?
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Extraction code: xykj? 1, Pan Yuemiao is very handsome and good-looking. When I was young, I jumped out on Luoyang Road. When women meet, they are entangled with each other. ("Shi Shuo Xin Yu Rong Zhi")
Zuo Taichong was absolutely ugly and returned to Yueyou, so the group spurned him and returned. ("Shi Shuo Xin Yu Rong Zhi")
Zuo Taichong is Zuo Si, and Pan Yue is the prototype of Pan An. Pan Yue's handsome young man, with a slingshot on his arm, added a bit of heroism, walking in the street attracted women to watch hand in hand. Although Zuo Si's Sandu Fu used to be very expensive in Luoyang, it looked really sorry for the audience, so a group of old ladies swam around like Pan Yue and vomited.
2. Wang hum well. When he was buried, Wendi came to attend his funeral. Gu and his companions said, "Wang Hao is a donkey. Just call him." All the guests are donkeys. ("Shi Shuo Xin Yu, the past is not forgotten")
Wang is RoyceWong, one of the seven sons of Jian 'an, and Wen Di is Cao Pi. Cao Pi and his younger brother Cao Zhi admired RoyceWong at that time, knowing that RoyceWong liked to listen to donkeys before his death, so after his death, he asked the people attending the funeral to learn to see RoyceWong off.
3. Wang: "I have lived with Ji Kangju for twenty years and have never seen his happiness. (Shi Shuo Xin Yu De)
From what I said, we can know why Ji Kang was invited by Zhong, an official, and Ji Kang didn't even pinch him.
4, Wei Wu will see the huns, since ugly, less than male far country. During the Cui Dynasty, the emperor grabbed the knife and got up. After that, the spy asked, "Where's Wang Wei?" The Xiongnu envoy replied: "Wang Wei looks very elegant, but grasping at the knife by the bed is a hero." Wei Wu heard about it and came to the envoy. ("Shi Shuo Xin Yu Rong Zhi")
This is the story of Cao Cao. Cao Cao felt that he was ugly and could not stop foreign envoys, so he asked his own Cui to meet him instead of himself and stood by himself. I didn't expect him to have a good eye. I knew at a glance that the knife-catching genius beside Wang Wei was a real hero. Cao Cao knew, without saying anything, sent someone to chase and kill him-it seems that although he cherishes talents, it is also a tradition to envy smart people.
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